Trump Trial Judge Seals the Courtroom to Unload on MAGA Lawyer

BaroqueInMind , 1 month ago

In summary, the MAGA lawyer is trying to intimidate the judge using verbal and overt body language; the judge ordered the cops to clear the courtroom so he could tell the lawyer that if he doesn’t stop he will get to go fuck himself and his orange ape client in jail.

snooggums , 1 month ago

spike testimony

The judge said strike testimony.

homesweethomeMrL , 1 month ago

Put up or shut up, Judgey.

homesweethomeMrL , 1 month ago

I take it by the deleted comment people interpreted this as a pro-trump comment? I assure you, nothing could be further from the truth.

homesweethomeMrL , 1 month ago

Oh ffs - archive link

Brunbrun6766 , 1 month ago

I motion for the judge to give this man a swift kick in the ass, maybe then he’ll understand his place in this trial

jordanlund , 1 month ago

“You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I ruttin’ beat you with until you learn who’s in command around here!”

FuglyDuck , 1 month ago

Full quote:

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here. Now we’re finishing this deal. And then maybe—maybe—we’ll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can’t change that by gettin’ all… bendy.

Wash: All what?

Jayne: You got the light from the… console to keep you… lift you up… shine like— {starts grabbing at the air} little angels.

Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Simon: I told him to sit down

(Simon dosed Jayne with sedatives.)

FuglyDuck , 1 month ago

Maybe take one of those $400 pineapples and shove it up there, for good measure.

frezik , 1 month ago

Verbally, that’s pretty much what happened.