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lolcatnip ,

Why is it that whenever a Muslim mentions God, it’s translated as “Allah”?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Ironic.

ArugulaZ ,

Take that, turkey! Looks like you took Allah the punishment yourself!

TransplantedSconie ,

Ooooo that head smack at the end.

Not only did God pop his ticker, but he scrambled his egg.

pan_troglodytes ,

God smote him down for that remark

cyborganism ,

Yeah that won’t be interpreted as some kind of act of God in favor of Israel at all…

FlyingSquid ,
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I doubt it will. Not in a Muslim country. They generally support Palestinians.

FuglyDuck ,
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a certain breed of american idiots, on the other hand… (and probably zionists everywhere,)

cyborganism ,

No but I’m willing to bet Zionists will.

FlyingSquid ,
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Eh. They already believe their god wants them to commit genocide. I don’t know that them feeling this confirms it changes anything.

Zaktor ,

Turkish Muslims probably aren’t reading Newsweek. This isn’t a newsworthy event in America, but it’s being reported for consumption by a western audience.

themeatbridge ,

Maybe God just doesn’t like people talking shit on his behalf? “Oh, I’m supposed to take out your trash? How bout this, boom, now you’re trash. Fuckin gottem. Punk ass bitch trying to tell me who to smite… shiiii-it, I invented irony, bitch! Who do you think you’re fucking with? Smite you just for looking my way, muther fucker. Keep my name out your mouth. Damn, cracked your dome on the way down, too. Shit, I didn’t even mean that one. That was just karma doubling up on ya. Sucks to suck, bitch.”

queermunist ,
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Yeah that’s literally invoking god’s name in vain and making false prophesy. It’s pretty easy to interpret this as god being Big Mad that some uppity human thought to speak for him. “How dare you assume I give a fuck!”

… or, y’know, his blood pressure was high.

cyborganism ,

Ummm okay

n3m37h ,

Looks like god want to tell this guy to STFU and stop putting words into god mouth

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