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Kolanaki , in Elon Musk Has a New Excuse for Not Making It to Mars
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hits blunt

“Space travel is like… Really hard.”

2pt_perversion , in Vance Describes Plan to End Ukraine War That Sounds a Lot Like Putin’s

We will end the war in Ukraine by giving Russia everything they want…

Kamala Harris said in the debate, “I believe the reason Donald Trump says this war would be over in 24 hours is because he would just give it up.” Turns out she’s 100% correct.

2ugly2live , in USPS' long-awaited new mail truck makes its debut to rave reviews from carriers
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I think it’s cute!

jumperalex , in GOP bid to remove polling sites from college campuses in one Texas county fails

“O’Hare has said it isn’t the county’s job to make it easier for specific groups to vote.”

Yes👏 It👏 Fucking👏 Is👏

Sam_Bass , in Republicans point finger at Laura Loomer for Trump’s pet-eating rant

If he wasnt such a weak minded shithead he wouldve not wasted anyones time with that crap

some_guy , in Georgia school shooting suspect's dad asks for protection after 'incalculable number of threats' in jail

I believe him. I’m sure there are people in there who consider his actions reprehensible. He got children murdered through his recklessness.

Blue0x , in Stranded astronauts plan to vote in the 2024 election from space

They have to be having zero gravity sex right?

Canadian_Cabinet ,

It’d be kind of hard considering there isn’t a ton of privacy on the ISS. Unless they’re all having giant orgies

ohwhatfollyisman ,

but how does it get kinda hard without the orgies?

cabron_offsets ,

I wonder how zero G affects boners.

disguy_ovahea ,

I believe it would improve them. Lower blood pressure improves erection quality.

Despite the increase in cardiac output and stroke volume, blood pressure is decreased by 5–12 mm Hg during this type of weightlessness, suggesting, that there must be an immediate decrease in peripheral vascular resistance due to arteriolar vasodilation.

academic.oup.com/ajh/article/31/11/1180/5078450#

some_guy , in Delivery company sues Mike Lindell's MyPillow to put shipping debt to bed

According to the report, as some 22 payments of $32,291.67 remained outstanding, DHL in July threatened to sue. The shipping company has now followed through on the threat, reportedly demanding $799,925.59 with 18-percent interest annually and attorney’s fees to cover the cost of having to file the case.

Pay your bills, fascist.

In October 2023, Lindell said that MyPillow had been “decimated” and “lost millions of dollars” after Dominion Voting Systems and Smartmatic sued him and his company for insisting the voting technology companies’ “corrupt” machines “flipped” votes to President Joe Biden to ensure Donald Trump lost.

His incredible symposium where he revealed all the proof (/s) about how the vote was stolen was incredible. A podcast that I listen to (QAA) covered it pretty extensively for an episode. The man is unhinged.

You know, after going from crackhead to riches to broke and broken, I wonder if we’ll see a return to crack. T’would be a shame… fascist fuck.

earth_walker , in Stranded astronauts plan to vote in the 2024 election from space
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Right, first it’s astronouts- next it’ll be all the illiegal aliens voting!!!

Reverendender ,

They better be ready to prove their citizenship from space!

/s

some_guy , in Right-wing influencers say they were dupes in an alleged Russian influence operation. They’re keeping their millions, for now

In an interview following the indictment, Pool insisted the amount he was paid — $100,000 per video — was “around market value for offers we had already received,” and described it as “inconsequential” to his lifestyle.

Bullshit. They don’t have enough reach to hit these numbers. There’s no way they could get offered this much money and not wonder how they got so lucky. I mean, I realize the MAGA people have wildly distorted views of the world, but you’d have to be completely stupid not to think this was an incredible situation and highly unlikely.

some_guy , in US consumer watchdog finds that school lunch fees are taking a toll on parents

The richest nation in the history of civilization can’t afford to pay for lunches for students so I think the only solution is for the parents to get more jobs. /s

No, really guys. Wtf.

Chickenstalker , in Stranded astronauts plan to vote in the 2024 election from space

How could they run a space station without a lifeboat (Spare re-entry capsule)? This is a major oversight and should be corrected. Or are they waiting for the Titanic moment first?

Nawor3565 ,

I mean, even if they did, this isn’t an emergency since they’re not in any danger. The station is still working fine, they have plenty of supplies, etc.

n2burns ,

They’ve said, in an emergency, they could get everyone into the other crafts.

Reverendender , in 'It just exploded': Springfield woman claims she never meant to spark false rumors about Haitians
hitmyspot ,

Expressing concern for a missing animal in a local post is not the same as spreading false rumours with racism. I’d want to see her post before judging. I also respect her talking to the media about regret and misuse of it.

Reverendender , in USPS' long-awaited new mail truck makes its debut to rave reviews from carriers

It looks like the car that SpongeBob would drive if that were a thing that happened in reality. I love it so much.

Vorticity , in USPS' long-awaited new mail truck makes its debut to rave reviews from carriers

Honestly, as replacements for their legacy, these look spot on. Modern versions of what came before. I’m so glad the postal workers are receiving new, safer equipment.

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