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vegeta , in Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month
gregor ,

Someone explain the joke pwease

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

Electron microscope of the worlds smallest violin. A way of mocking other’s problems by pretending to pretend to care.

Mcdolan ,

It appears to be the worlds tiniest violin.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

It’s an electron microscope of a violin built with individual atoms, as in “I will play the smallest violin in sympathy”

TacticsConsort ,
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Violins are traditional instruments of cinematic mourning, either as background melody or very famously used literally in Titanic where the orchestra kept playing right up until the ship went down (historically accurate).

Spongebob Squarepants later had a one-off gag where Mr. Krabs wanted to express insincere mourning, so he pulled out a finger-size violin and said something to the effect of “Oh boo hoo. Let me play you a sad song on the world’s tiniest violin”

Of course, being Spongebob Squarepants, the gag was executed so flawlessly that it was immediately seamlessly integrated into internet culture.

gregor ,

Damn, thanks for the exhaustive explaination. The internet needs more people like you

Rhaedas , in AI being used to copy dead people’s handwriting - Very disturbing

They can also, with varying success rates, use a sample of a person's speech to resurrect a dead person's voice to say things. Which can be used for good or bad purposes, like any tool. I do think recreating someone's handwriting a lot more balanced on the bad uses than on the good..

Dkarma , in Republican AG Alberto Gonzales backs Harris, warns against Trump

This fuck deserves to be in prison

prole , in Republican AG Alberto Gonzales backs Harris, warns against Trump

No thanks.

MagicShel , in Bomb threats reported at multiple buildings in Springfield, Ohio

People are big mad that Springfield didn’t find pet-eating Haitians when demanded by Trump.

Rentlar ,

The files are in the computer

Those files will reveal all the evidence the City Commissioners were hiding!!!

thefartographer ,

Where did the files go?

vegeta , (edited ) in Bomb threats reported at multiple buildings in Springfield, Ohio

The dogs are revolting against the government that won’t protect them from being eaten.

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MagicShel , in Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month
militaryintelligence , in Republicans dismayed by Trump’s ‘bad’ and ‘unprepared’ debate performance

Unprepared my ass. I watched the whole debate. He prepared his lies and bullshit.

Blackmist , in Republicans dismayed by Trump’s ‘bad’ and ‘unprepared’ debate performance

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions.

MeekerThanBeaker , in Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month
tal , (edited ) in Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month
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John Rekenthaler, vice president of research at Morningstar (MORN+0.470%), previously called DJT an “affinity stock” — one that trades on people’s feelings and perceptions of the former president, rather than its business performance. Rekenthaler warned that Trump Media stock would “go to zero or something close to it” if Trump were to lose the presidential election in November.

These new lows come just weeks before Trump will get the green light to offload his 114.75 million shares of Trump Media, or about 60% of the company’s outstanding stock. The Republican presidential hopeful stands to make upwards of $2 billion from the stock sale — although the value of those returns depends on the share price.

I think that it’s going to go to “zero or something close to it” once Trump starts bailing out. I don’t think that it’s going to need to reach the election and have Trump lose.

Mr_Blott , in US consumer watchdog finds that school lunch fees are taking a toll on parents

Yous cunts are greedy to the point of being fuckin EVIL

That’s just… evil, taking money from poor folk and their kids

How are yous letting evil cunts do this to your fellow citizens? How are you not fucking getting the flaming torches out?

Selfish fucking cunts, the lot of you. Stand up for not just yourselves, for all of yous

Anyway aye, did you see the game last night?

I thought Chas was winning, but Shuggie pure walked it in

randon31415 , in Republican AG Alberto Gonzales backs Harris, warns against Trump

At what point does George W Bush endorse Harris?

JimmyBigSausage OP , in Linda Ronstadt Roasts the Don and JD

Linda makes Tucson proud.

Trilobite , in New York City police commissioner to resign after his phone was seized in federal investigation.

Another dirty cop who would have guessed

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