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profdc9 , in Harris rejects Trump's idea to debate her on FOX with live audience.

Trump will be asking to duel with pistols next, except only he gets bullets.

Viking_Hippie , in Hostage-ceasefire deal talks stall over new Netanyahu demands, Israeli officials say

Netanyahu, who recently toughened his demands and presented new conditions for a hostage and ceasefire deal, sent the delegation only to create an appearance of negotiations

In other news, water makes things wet and clear skies are blue.

Israel: escalates the fuck out of things unilaterally

Secretary of Hasbara Blinken: “All parties must stop taking escalatory actions” 🤦

Netanyahu decided he doesn’t want to move forward with the deal regardless of the impression he gave Biden during his visit to the Oval Office 10 days ago, Israeli officials say.

Again as predictable as the sunrise 🙄

director of Shin Bet confronted Netanyahu and told him that if he wants to back away from the Israeli proposal for a hostage and ceasefire deal, he should just say it.

Netanyahu replied by scolding the Israeli security and intelligence chiefs, calling them “weaklings” and accusing them of working for Hamas

Of course he did 🤦

The Israeli Prime Minister’s office didn’t deny the reports about Netanyahu’s harsh words in the meeting but claimed the prime minister is not obstructing or preventing a deal.

Sinwar is the obstacle to the agreement and not the Prime Minister who is willing to go a long, long way to release our hostages who are dear to him

We rate this statement 5 Pinocchios, each with their pants on fire and their fingers crossed behind their backs.

Ghostalmedia , in Harris rejects Trump's idea to debate her on FOX with live audience.
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

He wants Fox? Fine.

Do a two moderator combo. One from Fox, and the other is Jon Stewart or Rachel Maddow.

And if you want to get really messy, make the audience a 50/50 recruitment spit too. And assign seating at random.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

And assign seating at random.

Whoa whoa… we don’t want there to be blood!

hoshikarakitaridia ,
@hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world avatar

If you wanna make it interactive, hide pool noodles under the seats and see what happens when people start antagonizing their seat neighbors.

Zahille7 ,

Keep going…

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

Jerry Springer, 2024 edition.

rhythmisaprancer ,
@rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

Who is the check being written to?

hogmomma ,

Stewart can play both roles on his own. He will not hesitate to call EITHER side out.

SuperCub ,

Yeah, Stewart is great, Maddow is a DNC shill. If they used an old school Republican like Chris Wallace from Fox, I wouldn’t be too concerned.

taiyang ,

50/50 split with random season will result in an all out Jerry Springer style brawl.

Yeah. I’d watch that.

Nougat , in ABC Host Received Death Threats Following Trump Interview

Next thing, you're gonna tell me that water is wet.

cynthorpe ,

Water isn’t wet. Wetness is a property that occurs when a liquid adheres to a solid surface due to cohesive and adhesive forces. Water molecules exhibit hydrogen bonding, creating a network, but they themselves aren’t ‘wet’ until they interact with another material.

just_ducky_in_NH ,

Interesting, but pedantic.

cynthorpe ,

Not everyone has a sense of humor.

vividspecter ,
Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying wet is water.

cynthorpe ,

No. It is the essence of wetness.

thefartographer ,

Counterpoint: water is wet because it is the wet.

A powerful example of such a scenario is this quote from the philosopher, Batman:
“I am vengeance! I am the night! I.am.BATMAN!”

What this proves is shut up, water is wet. 😡

cynthorpe ,

If there is water, and no one is around to be wet… is it still wet?

Plopp ,

Let’s all just agree that water is moist. Oceans of moisture.

thefartographer ,

My bear just shit a brick!

Botzo ,
CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Rain is wet, it is not adhered to a solid surface. The middle of the ocean is wet even if there’s no solid surface near by.

xenomor , (edited ) in Elon Musk Says He And Trump Have Discussed Creating ‘Efficiency Commission’ To Deregulate But Warns: ‘The Matrix Will Fight Back’

“The matrix.” Dude, you are a billionaire. You hang out with billionaires, and the most powerful public officials in the world. You are the matrix. Fuck off with this gaslighting fake-populist bullshit.

When assholes like Musk and Friedman say garbage like this, they are advocating for taking away people’s power. People as collective wield power through government. They want to, instead, concentrate power in a small ruling elite class of oligarchs. It’s fundamentally un-democratic, and un-American.

chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

💯

timewarp ,
@timewarp@lemmy.world avatar

Every person that buys Tesla supports this fascist loser.

Ellvix ,
@Ellvix@lemmy.world avatar

I saw a lovely bumper sticker on a Tesla the other day “I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy”

sp3tr4l ,

More specifically, he is a billionaire who once thought that AI could be extremely dangerous if developed improperly…

… and has lately developed AI improperly, gotten into feuds with other people developing AI, is currently attempting to build an army of economy tier androids as well as literal fucking brain chips so that humans can be cyborgs some day soon.

He would easily fit into the early timeline of The Second Renaissance from the Animatrix, you know, as one of the emblematic vain and greedy narcissists who set the downfall of mankind into motion.

Guntrigger ,

Elon would read this and still think he’s Neo.

sp3tr4l ,

If anything he would be one of the oligarchs from the MxO storyline but you have to actually be a pretty die hard Matrix fan to know anything about them, so yeah he’d think he’s Neo.

NauticalNoodle ,

Isn’t there an old pic of him dressed as Trudy floating around somewhere?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

Oh he’s a neo- alright.

Chozo ,

He has zero self-awareness. When Elon found out that his then-girlfriend, Grimes, was going to voice a character in the game Cyberpunk 2077, Elon showed up at the developer's studio, unannounced, requesting that they make a character for him to play the voice of, too.

Nevermind the fact that Cyberpunk 2077 is a game about fighting corrupt billionaires and their mega-corporations large enough to employ their own private armies and instate their own governments, the leader of which wants to live forever by means of transferring his consciousness into a chip that can be implanted into a brain. Elon recognized absolutely none of the irony in the situation. Never once did he realize he was already in the game, except they named him Saburo Arasaka.

Oh, he also brought a gun with him. He showed up unannounced, with a gun. I wish I was making this up.

Clasm ,

Not just taking away power, this will literally get people killed.

Most of those regulations that are hurting his theoretical efficiency were written in blood.

tiredofsametab , in ABC Host Received Death Threats Following Trump Interview

Arrest and jail each one. Don't make death threats at people.

jonne ,

Yeah, the justice department has been really lax with this stuff. AFAIK that’s not protected speech, and if you start jailing the first ones it’ll stop. Stirring up hate towards someone to the point they get death threats has become a normalised part of the discourse on the right now.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Even a statement of “authorities are working on tracking these people down to charge them” would scare a lot of these people off.

MataVatnik , in NASA Is ‘Evaluating All Options’ to Get the Boeing Starliner Crew Home
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Boeing is going to kill our astronauts. Enough of this.

orcrist ,

The astronauts took off in that machine after the Boeing airplane fiascoes went mainstream. What was going through their heads? Why did they think this time would be OK when it’s that much riskier than ordinary plane flights?

I would love to hear their interviews after they return safely, somehow, in the future.

DarkNightoftheSoul , in Hostage-ceasefire deal talks stall over new Netanyahu demands, Israeli officials say
@DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz avatar

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EleventhHour , in Elon Musk Says He And Trump Have Discussed Creating ‘Efficiency Commission’ To Deregulate But Warns: ‘The Matrix Will Fight Back’
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Ugh, this guy…

Nurgle , in Trump Agrees to a Fox News Debate with Harris on Sept. 4

Headline so insanely misleading they had to change it lol. NYTimes is such a joke these days

Red_October , in Kyle Rittenhouse reverses course on not endorsing Trump after online pile-on

Pissbaby sheep with the moral backbone of an eclare. But I don’t think anyone expected anything more from that murdering fuckstick.

aramis87 , in ABC Host Received Death Threats Following Trump Interview

She embodies almost everything they hate, this was almost inevitable once she came to their attention.

Viking_Hippie , (edited ) in IOC leader says 'hate speech' directed at Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-ting is unacceptable | Africanews

The IOC being on the right side of history for once? Huzzah!

Snideness aside, credit where credit is due: though it shouldn’t be, this simple refutation of utter bigoted lunacy is very courageous, given the fucked up political climate, and should be applauded!

yournamehere ,

doubt it. would be a firstie. world boxing federation banned them both a while ago. woc and ioc hate each other. thomas bach lied in the interview when he said there was never any indication they wouldnt be women. so i am sure it is the wronf decision. as always.

Samvega ,

Are you saying there is evidence that these two cis-gendered women are not women?

IDKanything , in Trump Agrees to a Fox News Debate with Harris on Sept. 4

I see a need for a debate, we know where they stand. We really need to stop treating politics like sporting events.

AmidFuror , in Al-Shabab claims responsibility for attack on beach hotel in Somalia's capital that killed 32

That'll teach the colonizers!

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