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HipHoboHarold , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

Dracula and other vampires discuss the ethics on drinking human blood.

paysrenttobirds , in Walmart cuts starting hourly pay for some workers

Not like that!

Ser_Salty , in Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits"
FarceMultiplier , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics
@FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca avatar

Bro, he’s going to boof some ethics with dudes from his frat.

xkforce , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

Those concrete steps are covered in black ice

hddsx , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

All purchases made in excess of $10,000 related to a current party in a case being heard by the court is recommended to be reported. Any justice who does reports a purchase in excess of $10,000 will have a conversation with the Chief Justice

paysrenttobirds , in Police called to yoga class mistaken for mass killing.

Worst shivasana ever

bradorsomething , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

Boy, these charges of impropriety are sure creating a Devil’s Triangle of problems.

DLSchichtl , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

So, about those baseball tickets…

Wahots , in Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits"
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Oh god, the poor person who shat themselves into the international headlines. That’s one for the books. Poor bastard.

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

The correct title is poo bastard

ZoopZeZoop ,

At least their name is not in this article.

Son_of_dad ,

You just know he wasn’t feeling well all day and probably knew he shouldn’t get in that flight

dudinax ,

Maybe, but truly explosive diarrhea can come on suddenly.

Serinus ,

How hard is it to reschedule a flight for illness if you don’t get the flight insurance?

MossBear ,

IBD is a thing.

SCB ,

“Hey honey, how was your flight?”

Lol

Kolanaki ,
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At least they aren’t named. Only the people they were with would know it was them.

Or they could even be proud.

“You ever take down a whole plane just by having diarrhea? I have.”

buddascrayon ,

No but as a kid (8 or 9 years old) I shut down a restaurant by puking all over it. Not just for the night either, I closed them down for good. We went back to the area 2 weeks later and they were shuttered. That was the last time my parents refused to believe me when I told them I was feeling sick.

MrBusiness ,

What did you eat that utterly crushed the spirit of a restaurant owner?

Mikekm ,

Right? Demon vomit capable of closing down a restaurant for good is kinda impressive.

eee ,

“I’m so full of shit that a plane had to be diverted because of me”

reagansrottencorpse ,

They almost certainly knew they were sick if they coated the entire plane in dookie

bradorsomething , in Peter Navarro convicted of contempt of Congress for defying Jan. 6 committee subpoena

If he called no witnesses, I wonder of this is where secret Trump pardons begin appearing. It would certainly explain everyone’s eagerness to demand they be tried in Federal Courts.

Wrench ,

You mean in case Trump wins back the presidency? Because you can’t do future pardons. The chance to pardon has passed, and that fuck isn’t getting the presidency again

cazsiel , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

If only we had ethics going in

meldroc , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

(deep breath)

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sorry, I just couldn’t contain my derisive laughter at Beer Bro.

foggy , in 'How am I in this war?': New Musk biography offers fresh details about the billionaire's Ukraine dilemma

We all realized in like 2007 that Facebook has a more comprehensive database on the populace than the FBI.

Then Snowden happened.

Our govt wanted no part in slowing down big tech creating a surveillance state. They all but gave them the green light.

profdc9 , in Brett Kavanaugh says justices are working on ‘concrete steps’ on ethics

It’s good to be the king.

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