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dayna ,

Every time I see a banger yothos post.

hedgehogging_the_bed ,

This is how I feel every time I see @The_Picard_Maneuver

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Him and Stamets are like celebrities in this place

hedgehogging_the_bed ,

Oh shit, Stamets is here too? That shouldn’t surprise me but I hadn’t noticed him yet.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

<3

https://media.tenor.com/QiGHTfX0X_kAAAAC/captain-picard-star-trek.gif

fastandcurious OP ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

I feel honored lol

hedgehogging_the_bed ,

<3 you too. Thanks for being awesome and giving us all things to enjoy. We appreciate you!

ramius345 ,

Or stamets

58008 ,
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

When you see someone using an apostrophe to indicate a plural.

fastandcurious OP ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

The apple keyboard sucks, no idea why it happened

bleistift2 ,

Because you didn’t proofread. Don’t blame technology for your shortcomings.

[No, I’m not an apple fanboy. I just hate the excuse “It happened on its own”]

MotoAsh ,

Seriously why I turn off autocorrect. 80% of the time, the autocorrection is worse than submitting a damn normal typo. It’s bad enough when it’s only trying to correct spelling. All the autopunctuation and junk is just pure suffering… I hate a one-character typo turning in to erasing a whole-ass wrong word with extra capitalization that’s not even supposed to be there just because I hit spacebar before noticing.

TheRedSpade ,

If you proofread before hitting send or submit then autocorrect learns from that.

MotoAsh ,

Not if I turn it off because I don’t want my phone analyzing everything I do. I don’t need a spy in my pocket. Especially true for voice assistants.

I type better than the fucking autocorrect corrects anyways, so I’ll take typos that are easy to spot over “corrected” words that are grammatically wrong and harder to spot every time.

Imgonnatrythis ,

He’s right. Always blame your parents.

thesmokingman ,

Sometimes people genuinely don’t know correct syntax. If you’re going to call that a shortcoming, you’re an ignorant walnut. Intellectual superiority is a shitty way to pretend to be better than someone else. It often incorrectly assumes everyone types the same language with the same proficiency which is a very provincial assumption.

bleistift2 ,

OP made it very clear in this very thread that they know the difference.

Ookami38 ,

This isn’t exactly a formal writing space. I post almost exclusively from my phone. I’m a terrible type on my phone, freely admitted, but I do what I can to correct things. Sometimes it just gets missed, though. I make an effort to edit, but at the end of the day, this is just going to a bunch of dummies on the Internet, not someone who matters to my life. I’ll put in exactly what I feel is the appropriate effort.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gboard does it too. I’m fairly certain I use the possessive form of “its” more often than the contraction “it’s,” but the damn thing sees an s at the end of a word and is like “that’s GOTTA be a contraction!”

JohnDClay ,

It’s even funnier if you’re arguing with them in another thread but are cordial in that one. There aren’t too many of us, we can’t afford to make enemies.

dditty ,

Ha yeah that happened to me recently as well

checks profile just to be sure 🤨

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

My favorite is when I realize I’ve argued with the same communist in multiple threads. He’s just so consistently wrong about everything

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

It happens to me often. There are some noticeable active members that comment or post on communities im subbed to.

agressivelyPassive ,

There’s one guy specifically, whose comments are either deranged, stupid bullshit, or really good points and I hate him because of this.

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

…me?

Kecessa ,

Or me? 🤔

Deiv ,

All of us!

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

._.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry sour

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know who you mean. At first I’m like “time to block this fool” but then I look at their history and there are some gems among the shit. I’m so torn.

can ,

That’s why I just tag them with Sync instead of blocking. Humorously I actually have you tagged as “thinks they’re a car” and I have no idea why lol.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Vroom! Vrooom!! That’s because I am a car!!! 🏎💨

can ,

beep beep n beep beep yeah

MargotRobbie ,

I noticed there are certain people here who always seem to comment on every single post here.

How do they find the time to do this? Are they on strike from their day job or something?

CADmonkey ,

Basically!

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

i mean I definitely remember seeing you in several comment sections too

MargotRobbie ,

Yay I’m an Internet celebrity now!

danteog ,

Thanks for making here a better place

Karyoplasma ,

I’m on the shitter every day.

MonsieurArchi ,

I’ve seen your name in them movies!

MargotRobbie ,

I want to see my name in “List of Oscar winners” this year.

AlDente ,

Paging FlyingSquid.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

My literal first thought when seeing the title was “Certainly they’re referring to character actress Margot Robbie”

MargotRobbie ,

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

BustinJiber ,

I don’t pay attention to nicknames. I’m above them.

weirdboy ,

Nickname’s

corsicanguppy ,

post’s

Half-assed.

soundingcock ,

encyclopediadramatica.online/Offended

Denvil ,

This is a bot spamming this link

Be warned it does have horrible gore, so click at your own risk

progettarsi ,

1984 under any ANY FUCKING POST HOW

spongeborgcubepants ,

*posts

Moghul ,

I’m surprised Kolanaki isn’t here already

FluorideMind ,

Lmao right?

Zoomboingding ,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Funny emoji name gang rise up!

skqweezy ,

I’m surprised that the guy that goes by with something like “Marxism fennekism” with the fennekin pokemon their profile picture isn’t here already too

Edit: like just now I saw him again, he’s like in 1/4 posts on my feed

poke ,

It’s more obvious when it’s someone with emoji as their name (you know who you are :p )

LeroyJenkins ,

motherfuckin dude with the blue letters

Asafum ,

There are at least 2! One with a K and I’m forgetting the other lol

Rubanski ,

🔵

hungryphrog ,

Also when it’s someone who has a profile pic.

Hellstormy ,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

Does also work without emojis

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

No idea what you’re on about

can , (edited )

This is partially why I keep my profile pretty baren. No display name, picture, bio, etc.

Edit: I don’t usually do this but I’m too curious, why would someone downvote this? You want me to be more attention grabbing? Oh, never mind, they hit everyone.

Kecessa ,

But your username is the name of a great German psychedelic rock band of the late 60s, early 70s, everyone must recognize you!

can , (edited )

I love that you’ve made that connection.

For those out of the loop.

and and another great example

Kecessa , (edited )

I’m surprised you didn’t link to Halleluwah!

youtu.be/2dZbAFmnRVA

can ,

Here’s a video to make up for it.

Also, you should trim everything after the question mark in YouTube links. That’s how they track you.

imaqtpie ,

Huh, TIL about youtube URLs. It’s also nice to know the origin of your username, looks like a pretty cool band

Kecessa ,

The whole German psychedelic rock movement of the 70s is awesome 😘👌

Neu! is one of my favorite bands if you want to listen to another one!

boomzilla ,

That’s not just YT. A lot of services and apps (e.g. amazon or xitter) you’re logged into and share links from add parameters (stuff behind the questionmark) to the link that identify in the end who has shared it.

Try to shave off as much as possible from a shared link and test if it still works. To get a feel for what you can delete from the link, try to navigate to the destination (e.g. YT-video) inside a browser with which you’re not logged into that service and which has preferrably cleared its history, cache etc. Then compare the link from that browser with the one from the browser you’re logged in with.

kat_angstrom ,

It happens around here more often than that other website that shall not be named

tpihkal ,

Reddit?

Aurenkin ,

Fool of a tpihkal!

_cnt0 ,
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Reddit?

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Foolish sinner, you shall be offered as an offering to the mouse god of lemmy.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

God yes

blanketswithsmallpox ,

…^^^^reddit

eddit: Awwww there’s no smaller text option…

E: ȓ̸̼̒̌͛̈́̌̀̓̓̈́e̶͚͇̦̱͔̿̂̚ḏ̶̥͚̄̋̓́̃̃̅̅̔̊̐̅̆́̚͠ͅḑ̴̺̘̳̞͔̼̩̠̻̩̦͕̠̦͊̾͐͑̒̀̇͛̍̕͝ḯ̸̳̥̞̟̔́t̵̨̧̖̫͔͙̤͈͚͐̓̍̀

hungryphrog ,

akcshually it’s a lemming

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

How potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is small place

kat_angstrom ,

And that makes it sweeter <3

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Tucows?

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

am sour [._.]

Tixanou ,

I recognize you everywhere only because of that GD profile picture. lol

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is cute picture

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