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m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

chip won’t allow it

Blackmist ,

I’ve seen Facebook nutters screaming about 20mph limits in residential neighbourhoods.

Apparently this is a Chinese scheme called “20 minute neighbourhoods” to prevent anyone travelling outside their hometown. I’m not entirely sure of the fucking mental gymnastics required for those leaps of logic. I decided not to argue, because nobody wins pigeon chess, and also she was kind of hot.

isVeryLoud ,

It’s not like Canada hasn’t had 30 km/h school zone speed limits forever. They’re completely deranged, you did good not arguing.

HikingVet ,

The concept of 15 minute cities is just urban planning being used as the boogeyman.

phoenixz ,

And that basically is what we have in the Netherlands and it’s awesome. Literally everyone raves about how nice it is when they see it but they hate evil government 15 minute cities

merc ,

It’s amazing to me how that happened. It almost feels like it’s part of some one-upmanship campaign for different propagandists.

One says “Ok, I’m going to take a boring, UN plan about sustainable development called ‘Agenda 21’ and make people think it’s some evil conspiracy, despite the full text being available online.”

The other says: “Nicely done, but you think that’s good, I can make people hate the concept of pleasant, walkable cities!”

HikingVet ,

Yeah, I don’t think it’s about one upmanship, that would be almost forward thinking.

I just think it’s the old boring people don’t want to change.

IHaveTwoCows ,

Dont put your dick in crazy

sin_free_for_00_days ,

Bad advice. Crazy can fuck like no other. Just don’t do it at your place, and use a nickname.

IHaveTwoCows ,

Fairpoint, I stand corrected. I guess using my real name and address was my mistake

Loid ,

The problem of doing it at your place is that they’ll learn your address.

Jay ,

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

Custoslibera OP ,

Stop. The vein in my forehead can only take so much.

negativenull ,
scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Me: “What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they’re all in total agreement and doing it together?”

Them: processing that there are other countries and governments outside of the US’s control

Jay ,

Many of these people would probably answer that governments are actually just puppets of the global pharmaceutical industry.

And Bill Gates.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I still wonder why Bill Gates even cares what those living in trailer parks with their Trump flags breeding non stop when it comes to “tracking”. If anything birth control would be a better conspiracy here to slow the march towards the movie “Idiocy” as usually more educated choose not to have kids or lots of kids.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Ohhh Darryl and Jeana went to Walmart again, good thing I put this tracker in. They’ve never been more than 300 miles away from home but now I can always find out where they are!

It’s not like they literally carry a device with them all day that tracks every move they make, what they say, or what they’re doing already

merc ,

The only good thing to come out of these COVID conspiracy theories is that people hate Bill Gates.

They hate him for ridiculous reasons, but at least they hate him.

merc ,

And (((George Soros))).

merc ,

What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they’re all in total agreement and doing it together

My mom: "Of course, the Powers That Be are in control. You think those governments have any say? You’re so naïve.

Fedizen ,

they think they won a giant victory sigh

tugboatgopher ,

Because they got called out, questioned about their reasoning, and had no good rebutle. Question everything, and show your sources.

Jumpinship ,

Right, it was only a 2 week lockdown, just like they said! And the vaccine took care of covid once and for all!

frezik ,

“Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!”

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

“We refused to cooperate and look: it didn’t work!”

mindbleach ,

Experts: “If absolutely everybody stops coughing on each other for like two weeks then this can still be another non-event like H1N1.”

Morons who didn’t mask or quarantine or do anything different whatsoever: “TWOOO WEEEEEEKS!”

Globulart ,

Well it certainly didn’t kill us all :) x

Draedron ,

It would have been if not for idiots refusing to wear masks and lock down

gmtom ,

So you don’t believe in the flu? Since we’ve had a vaccine for it for decades and yet it’s still a thing.

_stranger_ ,

It’s crazy how if we had all managed to stay away from each other for roughly a month, we might have eradicated the flu and possibly the common cold as well.

gmtom ,

I mean if you also separated all the other animals that can get the flu from each other, including most mamals and birds, then sure, you might be able to get rid of the flu that way, but good luck actually doing that.

Now please shut up and let the adults talk, okay?

_stranger_ ,

Try increasing your ability to comprehend the written word before criticizing anyone else’s ability to do so.

Learn to communicate if you expect others to assume you’re an adult.

You have a remarkable inability to do the above, work on that, and you might be able to actually carry on a conversation.

ShustOne ,

COVID mortality basically dropped to a rarity with the vaccine. You can also check public data and see the population of non vaccinated against vaccinated. There is plenty of data to show the vaccines are working. Don’t trust the talking heads, check for yourself!

captainlezbian ,

It’s amazing to imagine an oppressive government wanting everyone to wear masks forever without a religious demand for modesty. Like you have surveillance that relies on facial recognition.

theneverfox ,

What’s funny is wearing masks in public was illegal in a lot of places

CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

People, or “People”?

atlasraven31 ,

I’ve heard someone tell me “it’s a hoax but I got sick twice” in the same sentence.

NigelFrobisher ,

I had a shopkeeper tell me it was a hoax and a few members of his family died of it.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Straight up my uncle was in the ICU for over a week and has been basically crippled by long covid. He still denies it’s real.

Dude can barely check his own mail 18 months after getting it.

Sharkwellington ,

That’s a long time to wait to check your mail.

BossDj ,

My cousin ranted about COVID and evil masks and Fauci. He then started talking about how he installs 5g antennas for a living and is blown away that people believe conspiracy theories about 5g, and how sometimes his favorite news programs bad mouth 5g, but they’re ignorant and should listen to experts. I lost a little hope that day.

instamat ,

Like he said it was a hoax and then after a passage of time a few members of his family died, or those were both things said in one conversation?

atlasraven31 ,

The sheer mental gymnastics that would take…

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

On the other hand, I can imagine that if one has fallen into the conspiracy rabbit hole, not done anything to reduce risk like getting vaccines or masking, or even going out of your way to avoid taking those precautions, then losing some family members to covid might make doing those mental gymnastics much easier. Because if one admitted one was wrong after such a thing happened, that would also mean accepting the idea that one might be partially responsible for the deaths of one’s own family members, and that is such an awful truth to accept that I can easily imagine someone desperately clinging to any belief that would make it not so, regardless of how absurd it was. Indeed, the longer one hangs on to it afterwards, the worse one’s actions look once you abandon the conspiracy theory, and so the motivation to cling to that belief no matter the evidence just would get stronger.

electric_nan ,

My boss lost his sense of smell (it’s been over a year). He copes by saying he’s never been much of a foodie! He tells employees not to take covid tests.

over_clox ,

Shall I assume you don’t live in the USA?

They withheld any information about C-19 to US citizens until into 2020. Yet I found myself sick with ‘influenza’ for Christmas 2019.

That was the closest thing worth calling a ‘hoax’, the fact that it came out in 2019, but the US public wasn’t even made aware of it until later into 2020.

By then people were already sick, and it was spreading out of control. Lockdown was about a joke at that point, they waited too long for lockdown to do a damn thing.

BTW, it didn’t affect me any worse than any other case of a strong cold or the flu, though I totally realize it affected others differently.

WoodenBleachers ,
@WoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.com avatar

I definitely heard about it on NPR in Christmas 2019. Not invalidating your experience, but I definitely heard about it on NPR. People were watching it

over_clox ,

Can’t say I’ve ever heard of NPR before today, might have been handy to know before I decided to go to the hospital over a large cyst on December 19, 2019, that’s probably where I got it.

Anyways, from Wikipedia…

“The World Health Organization declared the COVID-19 outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January 2020, and a pandemic on 11 March 2020.”

By then I had already got it and had already recovered. When I finally heard about it on the news, I was like ‘well ain’t that fucking cute, a day late and a dollar short’

ShustOne ,

Live in the US. I saw the news covering it in 2019 and showing footage of people passing out in China. China was the one downplaying it to the world back then.

Taleya ,

Yeah my mil was avaxx. Then she infected the entire damned family, including two kids under five.

BigNote ,

I have a cousin who still insists that her mom died of pneumonia and that it wasn’t COVID. Her husband is currently in prison for storming the capitol on January 6th, which tells you all you need to know. It’s weird because she’s the only one in my extended family who’s even remotely into far right craziness.

trailing9 ,

They are projecting. It would be nice if we as a society had enough resources to ask them what really makes them feel bad.

Draedron ,

We know what makes them feel bad. It’s the brown people

trailing9 ,

Is racism the core, and not another layer of projections?

BTW, the meme comes with a brown person.

Lucidlethargy ,

It is the core for many of them in the States, but there are plenty that are only casually racist. Those people tend to just vote with their church.

IHaveTwoCows ,

More fodder for church abolition

BigNote ,

That and the fact that everything about our society shits on working people and tells them that it’s their own fault that they aren’t rich like the college-educated elites who look down on them.

It doesn’t actually make any sense, but I am telling you that this is a huge part of the resentment that Trump was able to tap.

paddirn ,

They’ll just claim that it was because of their efforts that they prevented the Islamic takeover of the US through mask mandates, when really it was all because Trump didn’t want his makeup rubbing off on his mask. One man’s vanity and the whole nation suffers.

Glide ,

This.

You’re grossly underestimating these people if you think they ashamedly disappeared. They’re just convinced they won a small victory.

NigelFrobisher ,

I’ve got some of this lot on my LinkedIn, of all places, all hoping to one day stop being openforwork by non-stop posting conspiracy theories where potential employers can see it. Their latest thing is that they saw The Hunger Games and decided that 15 minute cities means walled-off districts rather than simply not having to drive everywhere to get what you need.

Facebones ,

Some of the shit I’ve read about 15 minute cities makes me really wonder how people take those nuts at all seriously ever again.

frezik ,

This is how it works now. Anything suggested to make the system a little bit better will piled on by arguments that make no sense, and don’t even seem to be attacking the actual idea.

Facebones ,

The bad part is that otherwise sensible people allow it because it’s “rUdE” to say that loudly proclaiming that your neighborhood will be walled off forever is patently stupid.

The worse part is those same otherwise sensible people have zero qualm having a damned cow on you if you mention increasing public transit or Healthcare and all of a sudden don’t mind at all saying an idea is fucking stupid. 🤷

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Damn I forgot that was the flavor for a month before they moved over into Drag Queens are the real problem with the world today…

Facebones ,

At least the new flavor brought us .

10/10 love using it at every possible moment, which is basically all moments since sexual assault is a GOP prerequisite.

propaganja ,

What a cringe take.

icdmize ,

Round 2 coming soon to a face near you!

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

bUt tHeY oNLy sToPPeD tHe lOckDoWn bCauSE aNTiVaXeR pRoTEsTeD fOr fREEdOM!!!

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