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lightnsfw ,

Cop

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Fidel_Cashflow ,
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👏ITS👏HER👏TURN👏

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c8538435-dcec-4eeb-8e06-ff4796b87812.jpeg

zbyte64 ,

Money paw finger curls inDon’t worry, Nancy wants Newsom to be the candidate.

Olhonestjim ,

Ok, now make a mosaic of Trump from all the Americans he killed by fucking up the COVID response, all the Kurds killed by his betrayal, and all the children imprisoned and misplaced for seeking asylum.

Fidel_Cashflow ,
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

now make a mosaic of Trump from all the Americans he killed by fucking up the COVID response

only if you promise to make one for all the people killed from Biden’s failed response as well. you better hurry, you’ve got about 500 a day to add.

all the Kurds killed by his betrayal

I believe the quote goes “It may be dangerous to be America’s enemy, but to be America’s friend is fatal”. (rest in piss Kissinger, the world is better off without you)

all the children imprisoned and misplaced for seeking asylum.

ICE and the cages still exist, and in fact have received increased funding year over year.

red_concrete ,

ffs USA, surely you know that democracy is about electing the people most citizens like, rather than the people most citizens don’t not like…

FlashMobOfOne ,
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LOL

Where have you been the last 44 years?

andrewrgross OP ,

Yasss… queen?

FlashMobOfOne ,
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If there’s an asshole in a protected category that the Democratic Party can find and utilize to their benefit, you can bet they’ll find 'em.

zbyte64 ,

Those suggesting other candidates should probably address the three issues AOC brought up:

  • Endorsements doesn’t transfer
  • Campaign contributions doesn’t transfer
  • Possible state level shenanigans by GOP to keep candidates chosen after some technicality off ballot

None of these issues exist if Biden simply steps down.

andrewrgross OP ,

Just to be clear: this post is my way of endorsing Kamala.

Harris 2024! I’ll certainly end up protesting something terrible she does, but when I do I will very much enjoy not being rounded up by the Department of Homeland Security for it.

FlashMobOfOne ,
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Are you sure contributions don’t transfer?

Wasn’t the whole Clinton Victory Fund controversy about the Clintons seizing contributions to benefit their campaign from lesser tickets?

yogthos ,
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Nah, I’m pretty sure that at least half the population would vote for a literal Hitler.

queermunist ,
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Half the population doesn’t even vote tbh

queermunist ,
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Not “a hitler”?

He’s doing genocide!

meekah ,
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But only reluctantly… Well kinda I guess

queermunist ,
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Yes actually. Our bombs, our guns, our fucking jets. If you do everything you can to facilitate another country’s genocide and the genocide would be impossible without your help, you are absolutely an accomplice to genocide. He’s a hitler.

meekah ,
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I’m referencing the image.

queermunist ,
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The image exists in the context of all that came before it, it didn’t fall out of a coconut tree.

andrewrgross OP ,

Yeah, but you can tell his heart isn’t really in it.

He’s weak sauce even when he’s trying to hitler.

queermunist ,
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If there’s anything his heart is in, it’s Zionism. It’s his one true political belief.

Rivalarrival , (edited )

Mark Kelly.

Navy Pilot, Navy Captain, Astronaut, Senator, husband of Gabby Giffords, twin brother of Scott Kelly with similar resumé, and he’s only 60. He and his brother can each win two terms and still be younger than Trump is now.

He also flips red states blue: he’s pretty much the only Democrat who has won anything in Arizona in decades.

De_Narm ,

“only 60” - the depressing state of politics. There’s a good amount of places where you’d retire before completing a single term at that age.

Rivalarrival ,

Agreed. I’m rather tired of the nation being run by workaholics. I want to retire someday. I want a candidate who shares that value, and builds a nation where I can do that.

Ideally, I think the oldest a candidate should be is 57 at the beginning of their first term, so that they retire from professional politics by 65.

That being said, no candidate is ever going to be perfect, and, he’s still 24 years better than the current option.

supertrucker ,

Good thing China has a number of honey trap spies. I’m sure Schiff will be eager to tell them all the dirty, dirty secrets of a US President

solidgrue ,
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And the reality is modern medical science has made 60 the new 50.

Which kinda works. because modern education has made 20 the new 14.

/s
//class wars are awesome!

ramenshaman ,

Or Adam Schiff

Rivalarrival ,

Adam Schiff is a lawyer and California Democrat. He would easily win the blue states, but so would about 30 million other Democrats.

The red states will hate him, and he’s opposed by BLM, so he won’t be competitive in the swing states either.

There’s nothing special about him.

ramenshaman ,

That’s fair. I’d vote for him, but then again I’d vote for a soggy roll of single-ply toilet paper over Trump.

TheDoozer ,

Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!

solidgrue ,
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“I like people who obey the law of gravity.”

andrewrgross OP ,

I’ve actually been casting him as VP in my head for like four weeks now.

I think it’s more likely than Biden being president next year, so fingers crossed.

Rivalarrival ,

Harris will get steamrolled by either Trump or Vance; Kelly wipes the floor with both of them. I think Kelly needs to be on the top of the ticket, and Harris needs to step down as well.

andrewrgross OP ,

Did you not read the graph? She’s a lock.

I mean, Kelly is a lock too. Anyone who can fog a mirror and doesn’t get an erection watching Starship Troopers will win this election. But Harris is kind of right there already, so that works for me. She could probably keep using the same email address and business cards. That’s a nice plus.

scytale ,

Not sure I understand, how is literally hitler not a hitler?

CodyCannoli ,

He’s not Not a Hitler

andrewrgross OP ,

The label says “Not a hitler?”.

The X means you fail at not being a hitler. Hitler fails this test.

cheese_greater ,

Don’t be like Hitler and Donald Trump and not vote for Joe Biden

andrewrgross OP ,

First: I don’t get to vote in presidential elections (I’m a Californian).

Second, Biden isn’t going to be on the ballot in November.

cheese_greater ,

I don’t know

jol ,

This is anti Hitler propaganda, because you chose a pic where AH isn’t smiling to make him look more hitler 😑

andrewrgross OP ,

You got me. I confess: I have a bias against hitlers.

marcos ,

I imagine Trump has only a partial check there. He’s not any young, just seems to be hiding that fact better.

andrewrgross OP ,

I didn’t say young. I said he is “somehow alive”.

Thcdenton ,

This could have been a truth table

salmoura ,

If and only if.

andrewrgross OP ,

I thought about something like that, but the flow here felt easier.

Feel free to make another version. If it’s more popular, I won’t be mad.

30p87 ,

My Blåhajar: Definitely not Hitlers, and also of course alive.

10_0 ,

I love how the american presidential caniates are so restrictive that people would consider Hitler as a candidate 😂

Aria ,

What does it take for you to label a Hitler a Hitler? You watch someone kill thousands of children based on racism and decide they’re not a Hitler?

rand_alpha19 ,

I am really enjoying the idea of using the phrase "original Hitler" in much the same way as someone might refer to original sin.

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