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Skullgrid ,
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“FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE” uses them.

It might probably be “unabe to eat diarrhea” on purpouse

Aremel ,

Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

toynbee ,

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I’m not here to judge.

hydrospanner ,

The only cure for “unable to eat diarrhea” is to put the patient into an induced comma.

Pat_Riot ,
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I hate forgetfulness headaches

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Skill issue.

Zombiepirate ,
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Exactly.

Everyone knows you drink it.

ShadowCatEXE ,
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Until you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Frosty Diarry Dessert®️

hydrospanner ,

Explains the irritability.

lolola ,
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Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

Coreidan ,

Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren’t invented yet.

slazer2au ,

Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.

Alexstarfire ,

Why not both?

TheJims ,

I forgot I had a headache

FooBarrington ,

Wait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?

fl42v ,

They’re not wrong, tho

4am ,

Wow ICD-10 really has a code for everything

thefrankring ,
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INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.

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