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Reddfugee42 , in USA presidential candidates
FlyingSquid ,
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I’m not a big fan of Mark Cuban, but his assessment of things after the debate is pretty dead on.

x.com/mcuban/status/1806695973298610671

menemen ,
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He lost me when he called Biden the “ethical candidate”. He is the less disgusting choice, but he is in no way an “ethical choice”.

FlyingSquid ,
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I think he means ethical in the way he explained it after he said that- ethical in that he respects the oath of office and doesn’t use it to enrich himself.

I am sure that Cuban is politically savvy enough that there is no such thing as a truly ethical president (except maybe Jimmy Carter).

spicysoup ,
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FlyingSquid ,
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I have never heard of that outlet and I don’t have any reason to give it my trust.

WeirdGoesPro ,
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Until there is literally a smoking gun, I have no serious reason to believe that Carter is anything less than a man who has done his best to be good. He was also a human being, and I’m sure people can dig up a bad interaction if they look hard enough. Still, it doesn’t invalidate his lifetime of attempts at making a positive impact on the world.

Carter ain’t no Cosby.

AngryCommieKender ,

I want to know why Piers “Punchable Face” Morgan is even trying to weigh in.

I guess he’s getting ready for the inevitable GB + US merger, thinking that countries should function like corporations.

Objection ,
Reddfugee42 ,

The bottom line is he could drool and only say the word potato and the fact is still that we are voting for a platform and a supreme court, not a public speaker.

Objection ,

That doesn’t give people license to lie about him.

GregorTacTac , in caught being awkward
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This is too relatable

alsimoneau , in USA presidential candidates

Trump is more Zapp Brannigan

DaMonsterKnees , in Oblivious Galactic Collision

Inhibitors got it, no stress.

Annoyed_Crabby , in gone awry

It’s a headboop! Mean it love you!

robocall , in gone awry
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Seagulls will pick out your eyeballs and eat them while you’re still alive when they can.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Then shit in the sockets.

robocall , in noticing details
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When you draw two faces on your face for an interesting picture

TheDarkQuark , in house always wins

Bet that thing has a bidet!

scrion , in gone awry

Oh look, its Fabio.

kambusha ,
scrion ,

I watched a few videos before I realized Bobby Fingers is Mr. Chrome, and it made me unreasonably happy.

mexicancartel , in noticing details

Shame on you. I am still going to figure out the details ignoring my death

hemko , in house always wins

I’m gonna need this template :o

Shard , in noticing details

Too late. Gun is in recoil recovery, means you’ve already been hit. Take all the time you need to figure it out.

Thcdenton ,

No gunsmoke, she bringin the gun down from hollywood ready

roguetrick ,

Had to cock that ole colt peacemaker single action first.

altima_neo , in house always wins
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Is the toilet seat his macaque?

MrJameGumb ,
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MrJameGumb , in house always wins
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I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom… If it’s becoming an emergency situation then I’ll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they’re legitimately afraid they’ll shit their pants

bloubz ,

Afraid? I live to shit my pants

thefartographer , in house always wins

It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

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