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thefrankring , in We want gay money too
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Gay money is still money

ryannathans , in Don't look to hard in too our history... please..

Your two toos are the wrong tos

NucleusAdumbens ,

There’s a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

NucleusAdumbens ,

I hope that wasn’t too untowards to you, too

PlexSheep , in smoking

I don’t smoke and I never will and I’m just here to emphasize how disgusting smoking is for non smokers. I literally can hardly breath when someone smokes next to me. Sadly, my nearby city has a lot of smokers.

Whenever I need to pass by someone that smokes, I hold my breath for as long as possible. I understand you’re addicted, but come on, stop using that poison. If not for yourself then for others at least, or maybe at least while in public.

BCsven ,

I hear you. I had cancer in my neck and radiation to the throat, not from smoking ( i am a non smoker), but if I even smell smoke or on a heavy smokers clothing I start coughing. Same with smelling vinegar --go figure

BetterDev ,

My guy they (formerly I) know. After you’re hooked it feels out of your control. It becomes a mechanism your brain uses to alleviate stress or to relax. For me, for a long time, it helped me socialize, as I was alone in a new city, working a serving job. After it became a part of who I was, stopping wasn’t just ceasing buying and smoking cigarettes, it was now changing my identity and my personality.

I’ve quit now but I’m here to tell you its big ask of someone, and you shouldn’t judge folks who try and fail, but treat it as a vallient effort, and encourage them to try again.

I hear you though, having been a non smoker for a few years now I can smell it and I know what you mean. Just try to remember those are real people behind the addiction, and that for those of us old farts, some of us thought it made us look cool, and were led into it, despite the warnings.

PlexSheep ,

I know that. It’s an addiction and I hope people get better.

lemmyseizethemeans , in smoking

Use the gum. Get rid of all the ashtrays. Chew and park it. You can quit but you have to understand it’s forever

synae , in Jumping up the Maslow’s hierarchy
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I thought these were mugs at first, which is a different kind of funny

Varven , in Velociraptor-free workplace
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Is this jurassic park or smth

Godric , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Nice try, robot!

tinyVoltron , in smoking
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Used to smoke 2 packs a day. Quit 20 years ago. Quit because I figured I always smelled like smoke which greatly diminished the dating pool. I missed it every day until I managed to get hooked on nicotine pouches. Was using 10-15 of the 8mg On every day. Managed to do that in secret for years. Quit those about a year ago after my wife found out. Now I get to miss smoking AND nicotine pouches every single day. I love nicotine. I miss it every single day. I think about it all the time. If I ever found myself single again I would go back in a heartbeat. I am salivating just writing this. It is evil shit.

Kalkaline ,
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Just imagine how cool you would have looked with supplemental oxygen dependency.

Serinus ,

I was semi-related to a guy who would drag his oxygen tank to the kitchen so he could smoke by the window.

Roopappy ,

I quit smoking and got on the nicotine lozenges. I was eating a bunch of lozenges, almost constantly. Then I started kinda smoking again, but didn’t stop the lozenges. Then I had a stroke which left me with a permanent disability, likely partially caused by wild blood pressure swings due to high levels of nicotine.

I quit by default after 3 weeks in a rehab center. The lesson here is… quit before the hospital. It’s worth it.

Ioughttamow , (edited ) in smoking

First time I quit I’d get the occasional craving, the second time I have maybe had a craving once. I think what helped me the second time was a minor health scare, (why is my tongue sloughing?), first kid on the way, and I reallly got into cardio

Edit: I smoked from 2007 to 2014? And then 2017? To 2020
Amount varied widely, but I probably went through a pack in 3 days average. Only hit a pack a day during finals week heh.

ratofkryll , in smoking

I smoked for almost 20 years. I lost track of how many times I tried - and failed - to quit. Last December I just felt done. Put it down and haven’t gone back to it. I even had a few cigarettes while out with a friend in March and had no desire to go back to it after. I know a few other people who quit like that, but far more who have struggled with it for years and still smoke.

I have no idea what changed for me. Every other attempt failed, even if I felt really ready to quit.

krakenfury ,

This is my story, too. I’ll have a few if I go out to a bar, but I’m done doing that shit all the time; having to go outside when I’m home, in my car, sneaking out at family gatherings, etc.

However, if I were to return to hanging out at bars a lot, I would absolutely become a full time smoker again.

Marduk73 , in True work stories
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Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

cymbal_king , in smoking

It’s hard, but there are more adults in the U.S. alive today who have successfully quit smoking than currently smoke.

Check out SmokeFree.gov for free science-based resources!

i_stole_ur_taco , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

You can’t even see what brand the fridge is! What a stupid captcha.

If it’s a Samsung it’s definitely the one with the shortest lifespan.

captain_aggravated ,
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beat me to it.

rotopenguin ,
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LG is the king of shitting out its own compressor

HEXN3T ,
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LG is the king of shitting out its own everything. You ever seen a TV that’s unrecoverably blue tinted? It’s an LG. Smartphone business? Dead.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,

I had to put my wife’s LG-made Google Nexus phone in the fridge to wirelessly back it up without it overheating.

Also got a free 65" Samsung TV because original owner couldn’t stand its blue blotches.

Everyone, race to the bottom!

can , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Where did you find this? I’m intrigued by novel captchas.

felixwhynot ,
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Looks like hCaptcha IMHO

Gormadt , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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I AM HUMAN!

I hate to be the one to break it to you friend but neither of us are.

I would have picked the burger as well.

Zagorath ,
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It looks like a Maccas burger. Famously long-lived.

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