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cantsurf , in Protip:

I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?

I seriously don’t even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.

Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn’t even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.

Don’t be fat, be cheap and lazy.

shottymcb ,

That just makes you skinny-fat though. Source: am normal BMI with the strength of a wet paper towel.

cantsurf ,

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

HikingVet ,

Well isn’t that fucking hilarious. Here you are saying that shit, and the time stamps prove you then go shit alll over someone else for not being perfect.

Sotuanduso ,

Ah sweet, we got comment history readers here.

JusticeForPorygon , in HuMan NaTuRe
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Oh no I 100% believe most humans are innately selfish and/or greedy, but that doesn’t stop me from believing change is possible and that we as a species can develop ourselves beyond it

yogthos OP ,
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If humans re selfish and greedy by nature however, it is an argument for creating systems that inhibit such negative qualities while promoting positive ones. We need systems where individual self interest aligns with the common interest. Unfortunately, capitalism is the opposite of that being a system of individual competition that pits everyone against each other. Setting up a capitalist society is akin to taking an alcoholic to an open bar.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Yes I agree. I think competition in business is important for innovation, but it should be regulated to some degree to prevent megacorps from owning everything. Heck, it may seem like there’s a lot of smartphones to choose from, but Samsung makes the screens for iPhones. They live off of each other and competition isn’t really even a priority anymore.

yogthos OP ,
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It’s worth noting that private business isn’t even necessary to have competition. For example, USSR had different design bureaus that would compete with each other. When a new technology was developed, each would put out a proposal and the best one would be selected. The advantage of that model however was that everyone shared the learnings from a project. So overall knowledge and expertise would increase. With private competition this doesn’t happen and companies end up relearning lessons from other companies.

Wololo , in Wait let’s take a picture

He looks awfully lot like the guy from the meme.

xavier666 ,

It almost feels like it could be the same guy

steakmeout , in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.

Sync isn’t FOSS. It’s just free.

HootinNHollerin , (edited )
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With Ads. Who goes to a system created to be free of that, then brings it here, willingly

SonicBlue03 , in New options for shortening names

Everyone knows a nard or two.

Splyntre ,

Nard-Dog

ramius345 , in You were right, Carl

How much braincell in this picture?

general_kitten ,

0-1 depending on who’s turn it is

queermunist , in Protip:
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I literally can’t sleep if I don’t eat enough carbs near-ish bedtime lol

shottymcb ,

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  • queermunist ,
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    I’m a vegan, so eating zero carbs basically just means eating nothing lol

    WtfEvenIsExistence , in Protip:

    Don’t want to poop for 3 days? Just say no.

    Poop cannot legally leave your body without your consent.

    norawibb ,
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    it definitely can

    MrFloppy , in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.
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    RunAroundDesertYou ,

    Not FOSS

    MrFloppy ,
    @MrFloppy@lemmy.world avatar
    simple ,

    Free Open Source Software

    Decoy321 ,

    Free and Open Source Software, for anyone genuinely curious.

    NotSpez , in Wait let’s take a picture

    Hide the hunger Harold

    BuboScandiacus ,
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    “Harold” (not his real name) is hungarian.

    Jimbo , in what do you call something that was once a house?
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    House, moon, house, garage?

    snooggums ,
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    Warehouse apparently.

    ForestOrca ,
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    Weregarage or Wergarage.

    snooggums ,
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    The apparent scale is terrible because of the boxes and roll up door, but there is a human sized door and stairwell on the right for a warehouse that would make it far larger than the house.

    daw_germany , in Anyone could be Medusa!

    Medusa looking fine👀

    PlatypusXray OP ,

    Maybe that turning into stone thing was just some figure of speech all along.

    stiephel , in Dropped my pen

    I don’t get it

    haroldstork ,

    They… took out a panel

    TheChefSLC , in what do you call something that was once a house?

    That’s funny shit

    nieceandtows ,

    I don’t get it

    Chai ,

    Werewolves turns from human to werewolf when there’s a full moon.

    The house turned into a warehouse.

    Jay ,

    That makes more sense than: House, moon, oh no house, garage.

    jimmydoreisalefty , in How to explain the gap in your employment

    I know meme, hahahahah. …moving on.

    If anyone is thinking of doing this, fyi:

    Not a good idea. You just disqualified yourself from all government and federal jobs, esp. licenses that require fed. approval, which are a lot.

    roux ,
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    I was gonna go work for the government but then I got high.

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