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Unaware7013 , in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

Me, mid-thirties and still jumping in the pit during the headliner: what?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

A lot of us don’t take great care of our bodies, unfortunately.

janus2 ,
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and/or bad genetics and/or physically degrading occupations :(

(i have neither i have no excuse haha)

PhreakyByNature ,

Early 40s here and I stood last year for GnR and they’re always late. No regrets. Still go to metal and electronic music gigs / “raves”

cryostars ,

Yeah for higher energy bands especially, I just don’t get wanting to sit at shows. I’d rather just not go if I didn’t think I could stand/dance through a concert. I think it’s cool when venues have some designated seating for those who need it but it’s always kind of a bummer when I go and it’s mostly or only seated…kinda kills the energy

Unaware7013 ,

Yeah, I'd much rather be on gen-ad and standing than sitting up in the bleachers, but for some concerts it's like 4x more for gen-ad over seated sections. Sucks, but I'd rather see the band sitting than pay that ridiculous mark up for it.

Zerush , in Hey OpenAI
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I think there were already projects of this with ChatGPT

https://file.coffee/u/xZ5ccuDTAuy_M09hU8QFh.jpg

Obi ,
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I was gonna say Netherlands as that’s the kind of shit I expect from Dutch architects, but upon further inspection, Germany?

Zerush , (edited )
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Austria, Museum of Modern Art in Vienna. I have no information about the substances or medications the architect has taken.

Well, meanwhile in Canada…

https://file.coffee/u/UcQRri2OnTU_DMlu8lsnD.jpg

meowMix2525 ,

Looks like a normal day in Australia to me…

cryptosporidium140 , in Long in the past, all the way back in 1993...

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  • samus12345 ,
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    “You know Mario All-Stars that came out this year? Like that.”

    FlyingSquid , in Where is Kevin?
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.

    THAT’S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.

    Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    That TV didn’t exist in the 80s. I’m kinda wondering where it came from

    tpihkal ,

    It’s a projector.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    Good call! I forgot that we had those.

    craigers ,
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    Came to comments to complain about 4:3. I see I’m in good company

    tpihkal ,

    I’m going to intentionally clip the corner of your lawn everyday.

    Jimmycrackcrack ,

    there’s something really funny about the idea of the hitherto metaphorical kids on one’s lawn clipping the lawn, and that being the thing that gets the old guy all grumpy in this scenario. Like not loitering or doing drugs, just unauthorised lawn maintenance.

    ByteWizard ,

    I read it as 'walk across the corner of your lawn". Old geezers meme is them yelling at people to “stay off my lawn” Although unauthorised lawn maintenance would piss them off just as well I suppose.

    jkmooney , in Well, time to radically change who I am!
    @jkmooney@kbin.social avatar

    No....find your tribe....be you

    Touching_Grass ,

    Andrew tait has a whole university

    PunnyName ,

    You misspelled “scam”.

    Selmafudd ,

    Scamdrew tait has a whole university

    erogenouswarzone ,
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    Fuck. That was my interest.

    Catsrules ,

    But only if we approve of the tribe. We don’t want you pick a shit one.

    Starshader ,

    Except if you are into nazi stuff, or human sacrifices, or violence against animals, or learning Klingon.

    beefcat ,
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    hey now most of that stuff is wrong and should be shunned but i see no problem with human sacrifices

    jkmooney ,
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    Can we compromise and sacrifice Nazis?

    Squirrel ,
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    I couldn’t say “no” in good conscience.

    Photographer , in The fountain.

    When you’ve been camping with your parents for 8 days and you finally get back to your own room.

    Wodge , in She helps when I cook.
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    I have to show my cats all sorts of stuff, bolts, tools, gamepads, pens. They’re incredibly nosy, not curious, as that kills cats, just nosy and inquisitive.

    pete_the_cat ,

    Your cat: “what the fuck is that?”

    CileTheSane ,
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    “Well I still have no idea what the fuck it is, but I know what it smells like so we’re good here.”

    saltesc , in She helps when I cook.

    My dog all of the time. Anything I think he’ll find interesting. But especially if he’s been curiously watching me with the item. Dogs love inspecting new things.

    ElBarto ,
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    I do the same, but I’ll tell her what it is and what it’s used for so she’s got all the information about it.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I got a package today and I had to practically pry one of my dogs off of it because he was so interested in it. It wasn’t for him.

    Empricorn , in 30's wheel of pain

    Everything hurts in your 30’s!? What kind of rough city-miles have you put on yourself?

    SomeAmateur ,

    I assume most meme makers live sedintary lives which has their own forms of wear and tear (always sitting, poor posture, lots of concrete surfaces) and not exercising enough makes any physical labor hurt more becase they aren’t used to it.

    Big generalization but that also describes me when left to my own devices. I felt a lot better getting outside and working mildly physical jobs

    noobdoomguy8658 ,

    This.

    Walking is surely if one of the best things you can do to yourself if you have an otherwise sedentary lifestyle - actually uses a lot of muscles, feels less of a chore because you can easily be preoccupied by multiple other things in parallel (enjoying the view, thinking about things, having a phone call, listening to a podcast, thinking about your destination, etc.).

    I’ve been working remotely for several years now, but one of my jobs used to start later late in the day, so I had some free time before that, which I used to walk around doing chores - felt great. Once I moved to the other job, with a more traditional schedule starting in the morning and ending in the evening, but still a bit off for my timezone, I stopped walking as much - gained a lot of extra weight just because I stopped “exercising” as much due to having awkward hours to do chores before or after work.

    Laticauda ,

    I’m relatively sedentary and don’t exercise much and I’m completely pain free in my 30s so I feel like that’s not the only factor.

    grayman ,

    Gaming, television, and junk food.

    flameguy21 , in Life is hard

    Second picture would be a sick Pokemon design

    IndiBrony ,
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    Coalt. Poison type, maybe a fire secondary type?

    Banana ,

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  • Caboose12000 ,

    nah I think it would be fairy/poison

    Karyoplasma , (edited )

    Dark type has nothing to do with being down on your luck, disillusioned or worn out, but encapsulates using unhonorable techniques when fighting. Sucker Punch, Knock-Off, Throat Chop, Bite, etc.

    That’s why Gloom is not a dark type.

    Sabre363 ,

    It would be sick alright

    Diabolo96 ,

    Plague-unicorn, the first disease type Pokemon.

    jaybone ,

    He evolves into plagueasus

    EmpathicVagrant ,

    When you leave your Weezing and Rapidash at the day care too long.

    AceQuorthon , in She speaks from the fart

    Unironically philosophical

    TheFriendlyDickhead , in Trust me bro it's 100% true

    You don’t just sent pictures of beheaded baby’s into the internet.

    1. What the fuck
    2. For an individual it’s even illegal to forward them
    3. Even dead children have rights, so the parents have to confirm that those pictures can be forwarded into the world, what probably won’t happen.
    TylerDurdenJunior ,

    And also the IDF have officially states that it wasn’t real… so there is that to

    Lemmygizer ,

    Not saying you’re wrong, butbwhere are they saying that? I’d love to have it has a back pocket argument.

    microphone900 , (edited )

    Unverified reports of ‘40 babies beheaded’ in Israel-Hamas war inflame social media - NBC News

    Marc Owen Jones, an associate professor of Middle East studies at Hamad Bin Khalifa University in Qatar who studies misinformation, told NBC News that he found that the source of the “40 babies beheaded” allegations largely stemmed from a viral Israeli news broadcast clip that did not specifically refer to the allegation.

    Nicole Zedeck, a correspondent for the privately owned Israeli news outlet i24NEWS, said in the video that Israeli soldiers told her they’d found “babies, their heads cut off.” The video has been viewed more than 11 million times on X, according to its view counter. In another tweet, Zedeck wrote that soldiers told her they believe “40 babies/children were killed.”

    “Somehow those two bits of information were connected, the story became ‘40 babies were beheaded,’ and in the British press today, about six or seven newspapers had it on their front pages,” Jones said.

    An IDF spokesperson, Doron Spielman, told NBC News on Tuesday that he could not confirm i24NEWS’s report.

    Lev_Astov ,
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    Yeah, that’s something no one can feel squeamish about linking, so link it.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    Or at least the Israeli news agency should be able to confirm it, else it’s just empty claim like how Putin likes to pull.

    misaloun OP ,

    The meme is poking fun at the fact that this event never happened, and there’s no evidence of it.

    AllonzeeLV , in Dear bosses everywhere,

    You’d sooner squeeze blood from a stone than shame from a capitalist.

    They’re incapable of shame.

    Schnitzel_bub OP , (edited )
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    He’s not an idiot because he’s a capitalist. It’s that capitalism encourages the idiotic type to try shit out, because those are the ones with most self-confidence. They’re mostly also the least likely to really consider the responsibilities such as: your employees depend on you now, if you fuck up majorly, you’ll screw over all your employees’ lives, potentially their families too, potentially irreversibly

    So yea, the function of “CEO” naturally attracts cretins.

    And God forbid such a moron’s business becomes even slightly successful, because guess who suddenly feels smarter, less accountable for his terrible character flaws and toxic behavior? That’s right. Usually, businesses which make it are mostly just lucky. But you can’t explain this to cpt douchebag, he thinks he’s magically smarter and better at life than anyone.

    And the better the company does, the more the Boss will indulge in his dysfunction and craziness.

    That’s why, statistically bosses are highly probable to be the scourge of humanity. It’s not just capitalism. it’s just the toxic mix of luck, power and stupidity - all three combined with whichever the boss’ character flaws and weaknesses are. Only in capitalism, power usually takes the form of money, that’s all. But the issue is even deeper with people.

    (i hate capitalism too, but I think blaming it all on capitalism and calling it a day isn’t gonna address such a fundamental issue with people. I come from an ex communist country and that shit is just equally toxic if brought to it’s extreme version - and for the same reasons to do with the human psyche too.)

    Adalast ,

    Don’t forget a healthy dose of Dunning-Kruger suppositories.

    NegativeLookBehind , in Germans
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    You only have to worry about the Germans if they’re the AfD strain

    Discombobulated_Back ,

    Fucl afd

    trex ,

    Fuck afd

    pimeys ,

    Fuck afd

    Menjoo ,

    Fuck afd

    leap123 ,
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    Fuck afd

    quantenzitrone ,

    fuck AfD

    Micromot ,

    FUCK AFD

    Iron_Lynx ,

    FUCK AFD

    Successful_Try543 ,

    FUCK AFD

    SaltyIceteaMaker ,

    Fuck AFD UwU❤️

    Peter_Arbeitslos ,
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    FICK AfD, MEINE KERLiNNEN!

    Caradoc879 , in Double standards or something, I don't know...

    I haven’t heard any reports of Ukrainians slaughtering fleeing civilians, though, so…

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