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KnowledgeableNip , in Need to update the meme

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

C’mon grandma!

rgb3x3 ,

Really want that inheritance, huh?

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Oh no. She’s dirt poor and I won’t receive a tin can. She’s just pure evil and deserves death.

veroxii ,

Rupert Murdoch would be nice.

Etienne_Dahu ,

Margaret Thatcher?

KnowledgeableNip ,

Again?

Etienne_Dahu ,

Forgot she ded already 💀

KnowledgeableNip ,

Double tap couldn’t hurt

pingveno ,

I hear her headstone makes a popular loo.

cows_are_underrated ,

Trump. Even as a non American I feel sorry for you if he gets elected again.

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’d be the last free election in the US if Trump gets elected again

RamSwamson , in Black Friday

Speaking of sweet Black Friday deals, I came across this gem recently and chuckled a bit, the nerve. this gem

Patches ,

The price decreased by $1.00

K

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Yeah they’re clearly mistaken

NutWrench , in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure whenever cops need an excuse to abuse or kill you:

Cop1: “Get on the ground!”

Cop2: “Don’t move!”

Cop1: “I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!”

Cop2: “I SAID DON’T F*CKING MOVE!”

But hey, you were being “uncooperative” and that’s what the record will show, even though it’s literally impossible to follow both orders at the same time.

EmpathicVagrant ,

This rings of a certain rifle that reads “You’re fucked”

TheSean ,

Daniel Shavers’ murder showed that those contradictory orders can come from one cop, no need to involve a second cop.

joeyv120 , in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

1993_toyota_camry ,
@1993_toyota_camry@beehaw.org avatar

We need to find a new way to hate on stupid vehicles without body shaming.

The guys with small dicks never did anything wrong. I’m sure some of those truck drivers have massive cannons the diameter of a coke can, but that doesn’t excuse their stupid wasteful vanity machines.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Guys with pointlessly big trucks have sexual hangups relating to their parental figures. Boom.

Slaps roof

“This baby can fit so many of my father’s hugs in it, but it won’t because he left my mother and I, and although I had to live with him and my stepmom from ages 13 to 18 due to my behavioral issues, I can’t bare the thought that I’m anything like him and that my mother began drinking to numb the pain of having to raise me alone, so I find solace in lashing out against women that treat me well, and will stop at nothing until I can repeat the generational cycle by having a baby with a woman that looks and acts like my mother so I too can abandon my child, because I hate myself.”

scytale ,

There’s someone at my work that owns a huge truck and they park at a turning corner inside the garage every single day. The garage is already cramped as it is, and then you’ve got a huge truck blocking off visibility when you turn the corner.

BigT54 ,

This shit happens in the parking garage I use too and it amazes me. I drive a small sedan and I refuse to park in those spots bc I’m terrified some idiot will sideswipe me (I have actually seen this happen to other vehicles). I can only imagine it’s some sort of flex bc people have to avoid their oversized tiny-penismobile.

electrogamerman ,

We have communal showers at work and I have seen the guy with the biggest truck in the company in the showers. I can confirm the tiny penis.

Automated_Footprint , in Surprised Pikachu
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

The description is “Google will disable MV2 extensions in 2024, including ublock origin” and the title is “Google will disable Ublock origin in 2024”

YouTube clickbait title moment.

I use firefox btw

DriftinGrifter ,

The target oft mv3 is litterally adblock TF u in securitythéâtre?

Automated_Footprint ,
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

No the target is something like ‘prevent extensions from doing whatever they want with websites’. Could be to just block Adblocks but not a fact.

DriftinGrifter ,

***B

GTG3000 , in Why? Are we not doing enough?

Less content, that is spread across multiple instances that can have duplicate communities.

You just can’t keep doomscrolling here, the “active” search repeats all the time and the “best of the day” is like two pages.

And then there’s specific communities that just… Stayed on Reddit.

EvolvedTurtle ,

I actually like lemmy for the fact I can’t doom scroll Makes it easier to put down and touch grass

Cowbee ,

Yep, it’s been a massive improvement for me over Reddit on that end. No more doomscrolling, no more literally endless fights with strangers (still some ofc, but grass touching is back on the menu).

GTG3000 ,

Well, perhaps that is healthier.

But it doesn’t trap eyeballs.

Lt_Cdr_Data ,

It’s not just that. Most people here are into far left, anti-capitalist bs and people don’t care to deal with that

Alfonsio ,

I like it here because of the far left anti-capitalist bs. The internet is full of edgy incel nazis and it’s pretty relieving to have some safe spaces 🤷‍♂️

Cowbee ,

People clearly support that, and it makes sense, considering Lemmy’s founder is a Communist and decentralization appeals to Leftists.

spectre ,

Yeah if that’s a bad vibe to someone Lemmy might not be the best fit.

Acoltc ,

And that’s why it is losing users.

spectre ,

Yeah, quality of community over quantity, it’s a non-issue.

gohixo9650 ,

Less content, that is spread across multiple instances that can have duplicate communities.

on top of that, there redundant communities that are unnecessary even in the same instances. For example there is the android@ and the askandroid@. The first one has a decent amount of subscribers while the second one has a single digit number. I wanted to ask a question, I posted in the first one since it would make sense to reach more people. The post got deleted and I was told to go to the other one. In the first one they were posting only news articles.

This is ridiculous. Splitting communities in such way was the result of the huge traffic that such communities had in the past in other platforms. This makes sense only when the traffic is so huge that it is practically chaotic to navigate and moderate between news/articles and support questions. When both communities combined have 50 subscribers, such split only harms the platform and the users.

Everyone wanted to migrate by bringing an identical environment to what they had used to. However this should be adaptable to the current situation instead of directly copying it.

spectre , (edited )

The post got deleted and I was told to go to the other one. In the first one they were posting only news articles

Ill call it garbage reddit-brain moderation. The reason for an /ask~ comm is cause your main comm is flooded with repeated questions that would stifle discussion. It’s also not a good solution to that problem, not too mention they don’t have enough users to be having that problem.

The way you form a community is to discuss the same things over and over until a hivemind develops, it’s a good thing to have a group consensus, not that individuals can’t disagree. Now the crappy moderation is gonna cultivate a crappy subreddit vibe instead of something better.

GTG3000 ,

I think some people expected their entire community to get up and move.

bignate ,

I actually found that I really like the “hot” scrolling so much better. On Reddit, everything I came across had ~hundreds of comments and everything was multiple hours old. I didn’t feel like I could contribute at all. But here… it feels a lot smaller, and most of the “hot” posts are not rubbish, so I feel like I can actually contribute!

GTG3000 ,

Well for me, the real content of Reddit was finding an interesting thing and then reading a few dozen comments from people really in the know.

Here it’s going to be a dozen top-level comments and maybe one of them will have a thread longer than three messages.

zurohki , in Air cooling is just better

It’s definitely easier, simpler and cheaper.

Water cooling can be quieter, though. Some big radiators and you can cool a gaming PC with hardly any airflow.

Custoslibera ,

Yep, it’s the GPU fans that are the real noisy ones. I can tolerate a noctua CPU cooler but GPU’s are like jet engines under load.

DaPorkchop_ ,

I use a PowerEdge T620 as my daily driver, let me assure you the CPU fans at full speed can be heard clearly through 3 closed doors :P

the_third ,

Server hardware with their 15000rpm fans will do that. We have a customer specializing in GPU intensive number crunching. They have little storage cupboards accessible from the hallway for every two person office. Their workstations sit there and the cables go through the wall to the desks.

Gork , in Solid advice

Extra Virgin Motor Oil, cold pressed, coming right up.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Extra Virgin

I prefer lightly fucked.

ekky43 ,

Extra virgin

I prefer lightly fucked.

Screw it, I’m not picky, give me the full slut.

Wes_Dev ,

Cheaper than virgin, but full of flavor.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

SLUUUUUURP

burntbutterbiscuits ,

This vehicle is slightly more than lightly fucked.

Omega_Haxors ,

Bussy actually means hot bus tailpipe.

TehBamski , in After this drought of content, I'm glad to see a lot of promising trailers.
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

PSA: Trailers are made to look amazing. The actual gameplay is the most important content when judging if a game is worth following. But even gameplay can and has been removed or changed before a videogame is released. But most importantly…

DO NOT BUY PRE-ORDERS OR FIRST DAY BUYS!! The videogame industry has shown time and time again that they “will have to patch the game AFTER the game release, to actually make it a full and functional videogame” Give it time. You might just save yourself a headache and the loss of $40-$70.

UnRelatedBurner ,

you say this, and warn me, and spook me. But the moment Silksong is up for pre-order I’m lossing my money.

gullible ,

If silksong is bad, I’m legitimately going to have an existential crisis.

UnRelatedBurner ,

My hopes aren’t as high. But the amount of time they spent (and will) cooking that game, it better deliver.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Time doesn’t equal quality.

UnRelatedBurner , (edited )

hater. Or something. idk. just give me silksong already

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t be surprised when it sucks and fails to live up to HK. A good sequel in 2023 is like a good STD. Purely theoretical.

UnRelatedBurner ,

well it’s a good thing that it probably won’t release in 2023 then. It’s safe to say that I’ll be telling the legend of Silksong to my grandchildren

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I feel you, I haven’t gotten more a couple minutes of teaser trailer which showed nothing of importance to a game franchise that hasn’t had an entry in seven years.

Just sitting here hoping I’ll see the day it comes out lol

UnRelatedBurner ,

thankfully I don’t have many games like that. But everyone can feel this pain.

I wanted to copy a quote about how waiting is actually good, but you get the Idea. Let’s hope it’s like wine

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I hope so, I didn’t really enjoy hollow knight because I’m not one for the souls-isj gameplay loop but it was a damn good looking game with an excellent OST and I hope the sequel is good for the people who do enjoy it.

TehBamski ,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t learn from others’ mistakes, you are bound to make the same mistakes yourself.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Literally, silksong is the exception for me. I will do anything for that game.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

I’m pre ordering Haunted Chocolatier if that’s an option, I’m sure even if it’s not amazing it’s still going to be pretty good.

CordanWraith ,

I preorder all the time. Have never regretted it. And generally get more content for it. But I also don’t watch gameplay or trailers before it comes out.

ComradePorkRoll ,

You didn’t pre-order Fallout 76, did you?

TehBamski ,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Nice try EA.

Kusimulkku ,

I didn’t even realize this was about games and not movies

TehBamski ,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Both apply.

torknorggren , in Piece of modern art

Did you ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

sarge ,

Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?

DmMacniel ,

Ever been to a turkish prison?

XEAL ,

W-what? Please don’t hurt me

TimeSquirrel , in Based on real events
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

I'm an electronics hobbyist. This triggers a panicked sequence of shutting off every power switch and yanking every cord within reach.

I once had some lipo battery leads accidentally touch and weld themselves together, and the second I saw that glow and smoke, ripped the wires apart with full force.

SpaceNoodle ,

Now imagine doing that with SLA batteries

Fosheze ,

The fastest way to liquify a wrench.

NutWrench , in NWBTCW
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

Culture war issues will never go away until people figure out where the real source of their pain comes from. It comes from the 1 percenters. It’s a class war. It always has been.

Rodeo ,

It’s far, far less than 1%. It’s more like the 0.0001%.

64 billionaires divided by 38 million people times 100 = 0.000168% of the population. I like where your head is at but 1 percenter is an old and inaccurate term.

MrBusiness ,

Well yeah, but it’s easier to say 1%. Then explaining it’s actually fewer we have to eat that’s just a bonus.

Rodeo ,

Yeah but it’s wrong. The 1% don’t control all the companies and real estate, the billionaires do.

Grayox ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

However The 1% are all a part of the bourgeoisie.

Enkrod ,
@Enkrod@feddit.de avatar

380 million, if you’re talking about the US.

Stoneykins ,

If the culture war is the class war then the class war is the culture war. Dealing with the culture war is often many many times more actionable. We can and should deal with both.

Avnar ,

Culture War is used by the Ruling class to distract from the Class war, the only way to win the Culture War is to win the Class War.

Stoneykins ,

Ok but I don’t have to not defend trans people to be anticapitalist. It isn’t a “distraction” it is a front, to extend the war analogy.

The attitude arguing the culture war doesn’t exist doesn’t mean you are above it, it just mean you are abandoning your comrades who are under attack.

CoderKat ,

While I think the rich are one of the most influential sources of it, I’m not convinced they’re the only or even the majority. Like, of the rich stopped using bigotry to divide people, would people stop being bigoted? I don’t think so at all. I think there’s something wrong with humanity that makes it easy for bigotry to evolve even in the absence of power and perhaps worse, for people to want to be bigoted.

kugel7c ,

If sapolsky is to be believed we have the natural inclination to view in- and out- group as part of our brain. Everything else is learned or a coping mechanism. I guess this is why people propose lived multiculturalism especially during childhood as a solution to xenophobia.

No matter if he can be believed or not on this fact the book is fun wiki

Selmafudd , in New price hike HuDis

HuDis new app

Tak , in If only dreams came true
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t even know why they’re called conservatives if they don’t conserve anything other than their frail egos.

Afghaniscran ,

They’re conserving their bank accounts and conserving the traditional values of 300 years ago.

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

But traditionally women weren’t allowed to portray women. Men had to dress in drag to portray women. If they are all for traditional values then I demand more dresses on more men.

Afghaniscran ,

I like your style

spudwart ,

Except when it comes to time to practice said traditional values. Then its “You need to live ??? miles away from your current home to work and break up your family”, “You must drive this late 19th century 2-ton death machine to get anywhere.”, “You can only afford to eat this synthetic imitation bread.”, “Everything must have lactose in it, or our economy will suffer.”, “We need to get used to the new normal of regular shootings, to do otherwise is an attack on our freedoms and our…”

1847953620 ,

“You can only put your penis inside a vagina” etc etc

Unaware7013 , in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

Me, mid-thirties and still jumping in the pit during the headliner: what?

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

A lot of us don’t take great care of our bodies, unfortunately.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

and/or bad genetics and/or physically degrading occupations :(

(i have neither i have no excuse haha)

PhreakyByNature ,

Early 40s here and I stood last year for GnR and they’re always late. No regrets. Still go to metal and electronic music gigs / “raves”

cryostars ,

Yeah for higher energy bands especially, I just don’t get wanting to sit at shows. I’d rather just not go if I didn’t think I could stand/dance through a concert. I think it’s cool when venues have some designated seating for those who need it but it’s always kind of a bummer when I go and it’s mostly or only seated…kinda kills the energy

Unaware7013 ,

Yeah, I'd much rather be on gen-ad and standing than sitting up in the bleachers, but for some concerts it's like 4x more for gen-ad over seated sections. Sucks, but I'd rather see the band sitting than pay that ridiculous mark up for it.

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