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Segnis , in Will it be a never ending war?

casual massive cock and nutsack in a post not marked as nsfw

SlowNoPoPo ,

If your cock looks like that call a doctor

wrath-sedan , in The Adblockalypse is coming
@wrath-sedan@kbin.social avatar

Honestly just shocked how well Adblockalypse rolls off the tongue despite being the linguistic equivalent of three kids in a trench coat

bobs_monkey ,

We’d like to take out a hefty loan

VanillaGorilla ,

I didn't even try as I was sure I'd fail anyways. You're right, it's beautiful!

AwfulWaffle56 , in Stay safe down under
drekly ,

Yeah look at those tiny arms

Globulart ,

Holy shit… but that’s like the Eddie Hall of kangaroos, right…?

meat_popsicle ,

You wish. That’s Twiggy.

TwoBeeSan ,

Why are they so large

Chadus_Maximus ,

Because they’re utilizing vegan gains.

Zoidsberg , in Whatchu got
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tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Uff… Same :/

Mongostein , in Water mountains

You mean a wave?

TheDoozer ,

They’re talking about the horizon.

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

No silly waves are on land. Have you ever heard of earth’s largest wave? Wave Everest. A lot of people climb it every year. Sometimes they call them land waves to distinguish them further from water mountains.

MrSqueezles ,

When a ship gets far away and you only see the top half, it’s behind a flat Earth water mountain.

Rusky_900 ,

What’s he not getting?

FiskFisk33 ,

have you people never seen an ocean? when you see ships go far enough out you see them disappear behind the curvature of the earth, you’ll see masts of sailboats sticking up and the like.

Enigma ,

No, I have never been to the beach or seen the ocean.

zefiax , (edited )

If you ever get the opportunity to, highly recommend going to see it. It’s probably my favorite thing on earth.

itsmistermoon ,
@itsmistermoon@feddit.cl avatar

You mean your favorite thing in ocean /s

Tbird83ii ,

Not just the ocean. There are lakes large enough of this effect to happen.

Mongostein ,

No, us prairie people don’t think about the ocean that often, but yes I’ve seen that. A wave just seems more mountain-like than the horizon.

bermuda ,

what do prairie people think about

Mongostein ,

I dunno. Grass ‘n shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️

bermuda ,

“grass sure is grassy today”

Mongostein ,

It sure is there bud. Think the rain’ll help it grow?

ShittyKopper ,

grass? or Grass?

Mongostein ,

Yes

Loulou ,

“Are the mountains flat?”

xantoxis ,

None of what they say makes sense when you string any two parts of it together, so trying to figure out which thing is more mountain-like is giving them credit they’re not really due.

Hatandwatch ,
@Hatandwatch@hexbear.net avatar

Pedantic much? Have you coasters ever seen a landboat? Everyone here has seen a sail disappear at the horizon of the great plains.

Hupf ,
PipedLinkBot ,

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Mongostein ,

I should watch this again. Great movie.

int , in 2023-08-09.jpg

The fact that “YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM” displays from set to subset is visually satisfying to me. I use the format everywhere.

pastermil ,

Not only visually satisfying, but also logically sound

pythonoob ,

I use it everywhere too. Screw the naysayers

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hell I use it in my diary. It just works

SnowBunting ,

I wish we this for work.

h_a_r_u_k_i ,
@h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev avatar

Not on paper documents though. Here in Europe I have to write dd-mm-yyyy.

ElHexo ,

If you’re writing on paper, 10 August 2023 is superior.

Uli , in No comment

“Having legs” was always the most basic tool of bicyclist propaganda. If you have no legs, you can’t be fed bicyclist propaganda. The most steadfast anti-biker I knew in my childhood was a corn snake I found in my backyard. Bicycle propaganda did not reach him.

sounddrill ,

Bicycles are awesome, I’d love to start a cult related to them

Smokeydope ,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

c/anticar is right this way sir

sounddrill ,

I’m not anti car, I’m pro cycling

Even tho my fat ass hasn’t ridden in years now

Pirasp , in Bacon tho

I mainly kill animals to enjoy the silence that comes after.

Damn mosquitoes sound annoying AF!

30p87 ,

Also they’re so damn noisy. You’d think their parents could shut them up, but human babies just like to scream.

qaz ,

You’re going to steal my blood and annoy me while doing so?

pyre ,

the least you could do is stfu and be grateful but no you have to fucking play vuvuzela LITERALLY IN MY EAR

Default_Defect , in thats crazy
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Regardless of how and when I die, there’s a pretty good chance of my last search being porn too.

s08nlql9 ,

the lesson here is to pray to God for guidance… and also clear your search history before you die

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

my search history is just for the phone number of this empanada place over and over again I’m sure that will never come back to haunt me

Sparky , in The likes the upvotes
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What’s nice here is that the upvote to comment ratio is pretty low compared to reddit and other platforms, meaning one upvote here means a lot more than one upvote on reddit.

Also each post sparks cool and unique discussions so you get more out of reading and participating in the comment section.

And that’s why I love this place

Uplink ,
@Uplink@programming.dev avatar

True. To me, Lemmy feels somewhat more like the old vBulletin forums I used to browse 15 years ago.

Rolando ,

Each upvote is also less likely to be a bot.

Bluefruit , in Military top

No fucking way

funker530.com/…/indian-120mm-thermobaric-penetrat…

This is the second time today ive looked something up and found it to be true.

synapse1278 , in Arrrrrr
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Back when I was telling everyone to watch Severance.

“Is that on Netflix?

-hum, Apple TV I think.

-you have Apple TV ?

-…sort off”

herrcaptain , in Biogeochemistry

From what I remember from writing an undergrad history paper on these dudes, it was used for lots of things such as a treatment for chlamydia (or another STI - I don’t remember exactly). These dudes were banging their way across America, especially the black slave they brought along as apparently the locals thought he had big magic.

I’m not condoning any of this sort of colonialism - just clarifying that these dudes probably single-handedly introduced some new STIs to whole populations, and they were dragging their leaky mercury-riddled dicks along in their boats.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You’re right (I didn’t make the meme); mercury chloride was a historical multipurpose medicine.

Your comment is amazing, as an aside.

herrcaptain ,

Thanks! Their story is interesting in and of itself (in its problematic way suited to the era), but I do try to give it my own flair.

Brickardo , in Destroying friendship

Why, of all possible languages, would you suggest this for Javascript where semicolons are not mandatory

ulkesh ,
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Not only that, the interpreter will point directly to the line of code and possibly to the exact character that is the problem. Any programmer worth anything would find the issue or, worst case, retype the line of code and have the problem fixed rather quickly. “Illegal character” is a pretty easy error to diagnose.

But…I still chuckled a little at the intent of the joke. I’m sure there are better pranks one could come up with, though.

Zerush OP ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Ask the author of this meme.

UnRelatedBurner ,

rule 24

lewdian69 , in Vespucci would be so pleased

Ameriga, fudc yeah! Coming to save the mothen fudkin day yeah!

thefartographer ,

So lidc my bukt and sudc on may baltz

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