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BingoBangoBongo , in Car racism

That awkward moment when you realize zeeker is a sub brand spun out from geely, a Chinese conglomerate, who seems to exercise thorough control over zeekers daily operations. Not commenting on the design at all, i think they look better than modern bmws.

wheeldawg , in My older sister would always get so annoyed when I would do this, especially with the drinks

You guys got to just spilt it in half? That’s not even hard.

loaExMachina , in Shots fired

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the “Guy who’s only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever” analogy, except instead of movies it’s mint-flavoured products.

Wage_Slave , in Baroque on

Baroque. Baroque. Baroque is on fire.....

dontcarebear , in A tale as old as time

Been there, mostly as Frodo though.

stu , in I will bear your burdens forever
@stu@lemmy.pit.ninja avatar

Google Photos nags me to let it clean them up and I usually let it 🤷

PatFussy , in I want an easy to remember password

I think this is a deterrent for skaters and people jumping down the stairs. Like fixtures on the edges of park benches

snowe ,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

You can see they just photoshopped out the railing on the side. Not even properly lol.

madcaesar , in A tale as old as time

Also works with “One more turn?”

XTornado ,

Civ: y up?

There it goes all my time.

XTornado , in homework

The prompt sounded like someone trying to bypass ChatGPT limitations 😅

Mouselemming ,

Except it’s at least 10 years old.

And also:

blog.angryasianman.com/…/that-funny-chinese-homew…

Klear ,

Except it’s at least 10 years old.

Gasp! Time travel!

madcaesar , (edited ) in As an owner of children, I approve this message

In this picture:

1 cute baby

1 caring parent taking his kids on a trip

And a bunch of entitled douchenoozles, not understanding that THEY used to be screaming babies too!

Edit: The replies to this are wild lol this platform really is just single dudes circle jerking. If you really have no compassion for the parent in this picture, you need to take a deep look at yourself.

hungryphrog ,

Well, what would you expect from someone who says they “own” children?

cufta22 ,
@cufta22@programming.dev avatar

It’s a joke…

Holyginz ,

I’m not a screaming infant anymore. And I chose not to reproduce because I didn’t want to deal with screaming children. Not wanting to listen to someone else’s screaming/crying children in an enclosed space you can’t get away from them in isn’t being a douche its expecting common courtesy and a pleasant experience everyone has pain potentially a lot of money for.

ButtermilkBiscuit ,

Why isn’t this infant baby showing common courtesy? My God does this infant have no shame?

Fucking lol

Holyginz ,

Don’t be stupid. It’s on the parents not the infant. Nobody cares if the infant cries some, or if they do they aren’t worth talking to. The point is if you know you can’t control your child or have no way to handle them on a plane, you have no business bringing them and you should’ve driven. Simple as that.

Dr_pepper_spray ,

Why are you under the assumption all parents who travel are doing so for leisure?

Honytawk ,

Cause they would pick other options than the plane if it wasn’t.

Reddit_Is_Trash ,

Tbh taking your baby on a trip is a giant waste of money. They aren’t going to enjoy/remember it. And if you bring them on a plane they will have no clue what’s going on, be stressed, and annoy everyone else

Holyginz ,

Exactly! All these parents and self absorbed people trying to come after me for my comment because they think they should be catered to or bent over backwards for because they popped out a kid is laughable. It’s not a good experience for the kid and it’s not a good experience for other passengers who had no input on the kid being there.

jcit878 ,

people travel for reasons other than just taking holidays too…

Dr_pepper_spray ,

Why are all of you assuming people are going on vacation? People travel for all sorts of reasons.

scubbo ,

You used to be a child once, so you aren’t allowed to be frustrated at any behaviours of children or choices of their caregivers” sure is a perspective.

Yes, I was once a child. And if my parents had taken me on a flight before I was sufficiently mature not to yell during it, they would have been being irresponsible and selfish. “Babies scream, sometimes there’s nothing you can do to stop them” is true, but doesn’t imply that you should be allowed to take them anywhere.

Zabjam ,

What about ugly people or people with body odour? Do we not allow them to travel on planes, too? I can easily block noise with earplugs. Can’t really plug my nose or keep my eyes closed all the time.

Why is everyone else responsible for your comfort? Wanting all families banned from airtravel just because wearing earplugs is asking too much is in my opinion a lot more selfish than bringing a child onto a plane.

Honytawk ,

What about ugly people or people with body odour?

They get called out all the time.

Remember the story of Andre the Giant that took a shit on a plane and they had to make an emergency stop?

They should do the same when a baby starts to cry.

scubbo ,

Neither of those things you described are intentional life-choices that people have planned, so no, it is not the same thing at all.

Why is everyone else responsible for your comfort?

This is a circular argument I’ve seen a lot of times on this thread (from several people), so I’m going to respond to it just once and then stop engaging here because this whole thread is not convincing anyone. Both sides of this issue believe that that argument supports them:

  • Pro-babies think “other passengers should just bring earplugs, I don’t have to be responsible for their comfort” (let’s leave aside for a moment the question of whether earplugs are actually fully effective against screaming children (they’re not) and give this view the benefit of the doubt)
  • Anti-babies think “just don’t bring the baby on the plane. The whole rest of the plane shouldn’t have to adapt to your choices

The thing is, one of these groups of people is knowingly introducing a factor that will cause distress to hundreds of people and is saying “fuck all of you if you aren’t prepared to adapt to my choices”, and the other group is saying…“please don’t do that”. The latter feels way more reasonable to me.

The key point here seems to be that air travel is considered to be a fundamental inalienable right, something which should not and cannot be denied. Parents are saying things like “well without air travel, how are we supposed to go on holiday”, to which the answer is…maybe you’re not (or you go by car/boat) until the baby’s a real human? Maybe that was something you should have thought about before you had a child? Maybe, just maybe, it should be the cultural and social norm that a choice that you made does not permit you to inflict the negative outcomes of that choice on a tube of strangers?

Zabjam ,

Body odour is - thanks to deodorant - very much a choice.

You are right, air travel is no fundamental right. Same as air travel in complete silence.

elxeno ,
state_electrician ,

Ugh, forget it. The majority here are young people, mostly men, without any experience with children.

Honytawk ,

I’ve had plenty of experience with children crying on planes.

ElPussyKangaroo , in Steve's latest Facebook post

☠️

anticommon , in LTT, now sponsored by BP

If Linus was his own boss he’d have fired himself.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

After sexually harassing himself.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

“We keep the sexual harassment forms in the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet so we can get a good look at your ass when you bend over to get one.”

thedirtyknapkin ,

I mean, he did. 6 months ago.

Pistcow , in Steve's latest Facebook post

Career ended with Linus*

ElPussyKangaroo , in Good morning I choose puns.

Bruh how funny is it that every person around the world knows this in the exact same way?! 🤣🤣🤣

scubbo ,

around the world

IME it’s a uniquely American joke.

Cheesus ,

Exactly, around the world

MajorMajormajormajor ,

This is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

EddoWagt ,

Ah yes, Europe doesn’t exist

ElPussyKangaroo ,

“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” is not an American joke.

It’s a simplified explanation to a scientific fact.

Asymptote , in Delete it.

Why is it people think that “fash is when I don’t like” and why are they so smug about something so incredibly dumb?

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