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Raisin8659 , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?
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remotelove ,
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Rodents and insects. (Notably some species of caterpillar.)

BleatingZombie ,

Really? I knew of the groundhog, but I thought that was it. Do you, by chance, know where I could learn about the caterpillar oracle?

remotelove , (edited )
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zyratoxx , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?
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They mainly blame it on the sun or they just see it as “natural warming” just the way ice ages have existed.

For example: here’s one of Germany’s leading right wing populists (and inbred nazi descendant wannabe noble) Beatrix von Storch saying: “Well maybe we need to tell the sun to shine less!” when being asked about how to tackle climate change.

pimeys ,

So these people have a choice: they can accept their way of living is a reason for the current catastrophe. They need to stop enjoying cars, that schnitzel mit bratkartoffeln and start building those wind plants also to the south.

Or they can start blaming the refugees and the women with tattoos.

zyratoxx , (edited )
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  • stop accepting bribe money from fossil fuels companies (or at least use their bribe money to build up wind & solar)

The sad reality is that they allowed dismantling functioning windmills (which RWE is definitely going to rebuild somewhere else *wink *wink) to expand the Garzweiler lignite pit (with lignite being literally the worst type of coal to burn)…

bitsplease ,

schnitzel mit bratkartoffeln

Is this a joke I’m not getting? How does a german dish contribute to climate change? Or do you just mean meat in general and that was a specific example

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Those are just excuses they come up with on the spot because they feel correctly they are being put on the spot when asked about it. All human actions are about avoiding negative social consequences and that’s what they’re actually worried about.

That they think they need to justify themselves offers at least some hope, however.

zyratoxx ,
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I really think it’s ironic that we are risking the destruction of systems that have been stable for hundreds (or even thousands) of years just to save a system that isn’t even stable enough to handle an Elon Musk tweet

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Riyosha_Namae ,

Does she have a proposal for how to do that?

zyratoxx ,
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Of course not… Those kinda humans never have proposals.

clutch , in Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?

Ja

JungleGeorge ,
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definitiv Ja

c0mbatbag3l , in Is there a problem?
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Mobile: Meme Generator Pro

Windows: Paint 3D

Linux: Krita

Andrew15_5 ,

I approve Linux version

lud ,

Why not Krita (or gimp or whatever) on Windows?

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Paint 3D is really intuitive and has nice tools.

I don’t really have the speed with Krita. Never used GIMP.

Okokimup , in Filters man
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I can’t help it if I used to be cuter and haven’t allowed myself to be photographed in ten years.

faintwhenfree , in Top or bottom?

They join two or three scarfs along the length to form a long tube and wear that instead

SubArcticTundra , in Woke Adapter
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Only geeks will relate

Tankiedesantski , in They say use whatsapp, they say use zoom

Just wait until you enter the workforce and your company gives you a locked down work computer.

The joys of getting special permission from the IT department so that you can install a browser other than the ancient version of Internet Explorer (no, not Edge) that came preloaded.

miss_brainfart ,
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Much better than having to use my own devices.

Tankiedesantski ,

Absolutely. I’m convinced that any company that asks employees to use their own devices simply doesn’t understand cybersecurity.

Best case would be giving employees a choice of hardware and software from a list of compatible products, but of course that’s expensive and more work for the business so it seldom happens.

miss_brainfart ,
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At least in the EU, the GDPR should make some employers reconsider when asking to use personal devices.

The rules can be quite a bit stricter when using a software for professional purposes, and you shouldn’t risk an employee doing whatever they want on their device.

WhatsApp for example would only be legal to use if you have explicit, written consent of all the people you’re going to save to your contacts.

westyvw ,

In this day and age they should expect you to bring your own device. But they should also not expect you to install any of their software on your device. You simply remote to their machine. They keep it locked down, you get to use your own equipment for all the things you like (music, your personal email, internet, etc).

Or your tasks should be set up so you can do your work using a web browser (in a container - thanks Firefox) and call it a day.

I use Linux for everything and just remote into the works computers to do theirs. I am happy with that. When I went to another country recently I only brought a Steam Deck and was able to do all the work I needed to do.

mexicancartel OP ,

I am going to physics feild and hopefully I will use linux there(NASA does)

Bartsbigbugbag ,

I’m going through this after my work was bought out. They forced us onto their locked down computers, and they’re so locked down we literally can’t do our work on it. Execs are trying to come up with a solution, thankfully at least for now they’ve gotten corporate to agree to let us use our old laptops until they do. I think mostly because we’re extremely high value low cost, so if we’re not working, they’re losing a lot of money.

westyvw ,

As long as it isn’t my computer, I don’t care.

I remote to all our windows machines from my Linux box which is fine with me. They can lock down their computer, I am just supposed to use what they give me. They pay me, they put the malware on their own machines, so… whatever.

VikingHippie , in Top or bottom?

Between this one and the one yesterday about a dinosaur in a guillotine, Lemmy is asking all the necessary questions about animals with long necks and small brains 😂

mishimaenjoyer , in Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?
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hätten sie "schlammschieben im us-wahlkampf" übergetitelt, wäre es perfekt gewesen, aber neiiiin ..

MrMagnesium12 , in venn diagrams
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There is a LaTeX package to do this.

Catweazle , in Perfecto
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VikingHippie , in History

Was in band called Bum Splitting Turds once. We were awful.

WtfEvenIsExistence , (edited ) in Perfecto

Let’s not make fun of people’s haircuts…

Except whatever the fuck this is:

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/b0614b52-9dea-4e17-ae9a-7edbca193c93.jpeg

ShrimpsIsBugs ,

I mean there’s a reason that no one else in this world has this hair cut

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Because no one will cramp the Glorious Leader’s style out of respect, fear, and lust?

ShrimpsIsBugs ,

Exactly

gamey ,
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It kind of fits that face tho!

Fuckass , (edited ) in This is the way

No it isn’t. The WWF is doing this and the result is a bunch of paramilitaries running around killing and raping random people. Not to mention, in Africa, many of the “anti poaching” organizations are run by ex-Rhodesian mercenaries/officers. Just some old white guys who are rich and want to feel powerful by killing black people with immunity and commanding other black people.

www.buzzfeednews.com/collection/wwfsecretwar

PosadistInevitablity ,
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“They were poaching. The whole village was.”

some_guy ,

Holy shit. Thanks for this counterpoint. I thought I was onboard with this and now I realize there’s more to this issue. As always…

HiddenLayer5 ,

Dude I genuinely thought this was satire at first seeing it’s on the memes community. It’s real? What the actual fuck?!

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