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theforkofdamocles , in Right after the build up to the guitar solo

Happened to me yesterday. Also, you can replace GPS voice with backseat toddler voice.

“Quiet please, Daddy wants to hear his song.”

<toddler voice intensifies>

Lt_Worf OP ,

Daddy can’t headbang to babbling.

TimeSquirrel , (edited ) in Right after the build up to the guitar solo
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

"Turn right in 500 feet.. "

"Okay."

"On blab blah blvd"

"Okay shut up."

"Route 32/128/64"

"FUCK"

" And then follow rt 3 for 2 miles"

"ARE YOU DONE??"

Silence. Music resumes playing.

"SPEED TRAP AHEAD. WE FOUND A FASTER ROUTE."

NakariLexfortaine ,

“Rerouting”

“Rerouting”

“Rerouting rerouting rerouting”

refurbishedrefurbisher ,
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=jh09uIN6tl0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

Bungiefan_ak , in This community lately

Those cucks aren’t going to stop using chrome, they like it and it’s good for them, so it’s a win win, they get their stupid people browser.

EremesZorn ,

Meanwhile you flood lemmy instances with anti-LGBT memes. Gtfo clown 😂

TimeSquirrel , in Thank goodness we are on Earth
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

At least they get to be baked.

xantoxis , in Water mountains

This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1d41895c-f5a3-4c0c-a347-6b42cd33cfb1.webp

hungryphrog , in A-hyuck!

they’re not married though

zaph ,
@zaph@lemmy.world avatar

And judge rinder isn’t a divorce court judge we really gonna poke holes in a meme

GreenMario ,

Mickey and Minnie been living in sin for a century 😱

Hexagon , in Thank goodness we are on Earth

First world problem*

DmMacniel ,

c/wooosh

Mercury is the first planet in this starsystem.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Yes, and if it’s populated, it’s the first world.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

c/woooosh

WtfEvenIsExistence , in THERE IS NO TWITTER

What’s X? Is that like Mastodon but worse?

nLuLukna ,
@nLuLukna@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it’s that new competitor, or is that threads?

PlasmaDistortion ,

I think it’s just another porn site.

SLfgb , (edited )

x.com

click on the link, I dare you.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in They will never ask again

How to get the FBI to investigate you: ^

ArcticLynx ,

don’t care I don’t have to look at their ugly kids anymore

thefartographer ,

You could just use that line. “What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?”

Resol , in Firefox is the only way.
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Safari still uses the WebKit engine… right?

Google Chrome used to use WebKit before switching to their own weird engine that a whole bunch of other browsers now use.

notenoughbutter ,

google uses blink which is forked from WebKit

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for reminding me of what the hell it was called

Viking_Hippie ,

Named as such because, like Weeping Angels, if you blink you’ll be sent back to a society without enforcement of antitrust laws

Zeragamba ,
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I don’t understand this argument about antitrust laws. As far as i know Google hasn’t done anything to block other companies from making their own search engines or browsers. Nor does Value and Steam, nor Microsoft and Windows.

Viking_Hippie ,

WEI checks if your browser and system is “genuine” and “unmodified” before letting you access any content “protected” by it, which inevitably leads to smaller and custom mods that don’t fit their predetermined criteria for “genuineness” being locked out, which in turn forces you to use Google (and Microsoft and Apple, they’re in on it too) products in order to access certain content and eventually the entire internet, just as surely as it’s almost completely impossible to avoid their Google Analytics malware.

And before you say “that’s a ridiculous slippery slope fallacy! That’ll never happen!”, Logitech is already requiring you to go to a website that will only open in Chromium browsers in order to pair devices with the Logitech Unifying Receiver.

vacuumflower ,

nor Microsoft and Windows.

Come on, this is ridiculous.

mansauce ,

actually the name of Blink engine is quite interesting, it was named after the non-standard html blink tag and ironically it never supported it. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_(browser_engine))

Catweazle ,
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@notenoughbutter @Resol, and WebKit is a fork from KHtml made by the German KDE.
Blink is the most used engine, because it's the most compatible with current web standarts, even somewhat more than Gecko. If Apple's Safari insist in it's WebKit, the most outdated engine, it's become the new IE in a near Future.

nonearther ,

When Google forked from WebKit to create Blink, they had genuine reasons for it.

Apple was stalling any progress of web by stalling new features in WebKit. They wanted to push their native apps and get big cut from developers’ money.

Google had to fork and progress web dev further.

And unfortunately for us, Google folks are greedy assholes who stop at nothing to own everything web even if they have to bend everything.

WEI is a perfect example.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I never expected to fall down a rabbit hole.

vacuumflower ,

Apple was stalling any progress of web by stalling new features in WebKit. They wanted to push their native apps and get big cut from developers’ money.

I mean, whatever their reasons, for World Wide Web of hypertext pages the list of necessary features shouldn’t be so long.

So a good thing.

Anyway, that battle is long lost, so I’m just slowly moving my “internet reading” needs into Gemini. Friends I can’t move, though.

pingveno ,

If most of what you want out of the web is browsing static web pages, halting development of standards is fine. But if you want to expose capabilities through the browser like location that are available on new platforms instead of relying on platform-specific apps, you’re going to need new features.

vacuumflower ,

I don’t want that. WWW is not intended for that.

If you want that, there’s been Flash and Java applets at least allowing whatever you’d like.

That was the correct way to put cross-platform applications into webpages.

Don’t tell me about security problems in those, these are present in any piece of software and fixed with new versions, just like with the browser itself.

pingveno ,

I don’t want that. WWW is not intended for that.

Okay, then links awaits you. I’d rather use something that enables powerful in-browser web applications while not relying on a host of proprietary bug ridden plugins.

vacuumflower ,

Okay, then links awaits you.

It’s a client for the same broken thing.

while not relying on a host of proprietary bug ridden plugins

This is utter bullshit.

Obfuscated JS is not any less proprietary or bug-ridden than Java bytecode.

Holzkohlen , in meirl

Let’s hope it’s a framework laptop and you can just buy replacement parts.

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Man I want one of those…

TheBat , in Debate
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

This is way late, but it needs to be said. Jenny from Forrest Gump. She gets so much goddamn flak from people who have seen the movie. It’s like they tuned out completely at the normal human experience just because they think Forrest is adorable. Jenny didn’t think she was in love with Forrest because she thought she was taking advantage of him the same way her father molested her. For fucks sake, Forrest is retarded. Jenny, out of everyone who’s ever met him, knows this best of all. She knows that her closest friend and only loved one is a fucking idiot. Imagine that. Imagine for one second that the only person who was always kind to you was someone who didn’t know any better. Everyone in the world who knew about your father looked at you either as a victim or as something disgusting, but that one man doesn’t. And it’s because he’s retarded. Jenny doesn’t think that way at the start. As a kid, she just thinks he’s different and is just glad to have a friend. But as she gets older, especially as a teenager, she realizes that her closest friend will never mature like she does. He loves her like he would anything and everything else, so long as its nice or cuddly, like a pet or a sibling, at least in her mind. Her father treated her like shit, and there was no way in hell others didn’t do the same when they found out she was molested. She would have wanted to feel loved. That’s where she gets the abusive relationship crap. She wants so much to be loved that she doesn’t understand that they are taking advantage of her. She thinks that as long as they aren’t forcing her to have sex, that’s normal. Getting beat on, pressured to drug addiction, and dragged around into whatever dangerously extreme political bands they’re into is just fine, as long as they don’t rape her. That’s why she’s so shocked when Forrest defends her from harm. Why would anyone do that if what they’re doing to her is normal? She keeps leaving Forrest behind because she convinces herself that he doesn’t really love her. She convinces herself that his affections are shallow, since he would never be able to really understand love either. I mean really, how many of you honestly think someone who is that mentally challenged could understand the complexities and nuances of love? There’s no way they could. What they have is something simple, and Jenny doesn’t think that could be real. And even IF she believed he could, even IF she got out of that abusive cycle, she knows better. FFS, if that scene with Forrest and her in her college dormroom had the genders reversed, people would be so fucking uncomfortable about that scene because it’d be inching so close to rape. Jenny knows that. She realizes that. That is why she shuts off her feelings for Forrest, above any other reasons to stay away: she thinks she is molesting him. She saw how uncomfortable he was when she did that and thought holy fuck, what the hell am I doing? Can you imagine how twisted you must feel after realizing in that moment that you turned into the father who molested you? How the fuck can you love yourself after doing that to your best friend, when you know what that’s like? Would you ever let yourself get close to them again if you really cared about them? So Jenny kept running away. Every time Forrest gets close and saves her, she runs off before she falters. She won’t let herself get near him, and as the movie goes on, she fails a little more each time. First she blows him off after the strip club, telling him to stay away. Then she walks with him in DC, but still leaves with her boyfriend. Then she stays with him in his house and finally sleeps with him, after that one critical moment. When he tells her he does know what love is, and asks her why she doesn’t love him. She finally gives in and does sleep with him, but can you imagine thinking afterwards? Would you, in her shoes, with absolute and unwavering certainty, think you did the right thing? Or would you be afraid that you did exactly what you had been avoiding because you do actually care that much about him? So she runs away. She hides her child from him, because she thinks he shouldn’t have to worry or pay for something he can’t handle. She thinks she’s wronged him, and the least she could do is set things right by raising a good child, without dragging him down. And then she gets sick. Doctors don’t know what it is, but she’s going to die. Her kid is only a few years old. Can you imagine struggling with that decision to tell your victim that they have a kid and now they have to take care of it because you’re going to die? That’s what she struggles with before coming to terms with the fact that she’s happy with him, and he’s happy with her, and that’s what love actually is. It’s something simple and unconditional, and even Forrest can understand it. It takes her her whole goddamn life to figure out that love is just that simple, and she dies months afterwards. She realized she had been running away from what made her happy, and it isn’t wrong, and she only gets so much time together before it’s over. And instead of realizing that narrative even exists in the story, people just bitch about how Jenny is such a slut, but she won’t even love the only person who cares about her. Jenny always loved Forrest, during the whole fucking movie. She loved him so much, she thought she was taking advantage of him and ran away for his sake. She didn’t realize she was wrong until it was almost too late. Fuck, that’s depressing.

EddoWagt ,

I never saw it like that, but damn you’re spot on. She was running from Forrest because he could never understand love, but in reality it was her who didn’t understand

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Did you just write this? Or is it some copypasta? Because I read that whole wall of text, and I think you’ve got some good points.

6daemonbag ,

This is the birth a totally lucid copypasta

Grumpy ,

Don’t know if it’s this exact copy, but I’ve read these interpretations before.

SlimeKnight ,

As someone who hasn’t seen the movie, thank you.

lapommedeterre ,

Now with paragraphs/spacing:

This is way late, but it needs to be said.

Jenny from Forrest Gump. She gets so much goddamn flak from people who have seen the movie. It’s like they tuned out completely at the normal human experience just because they think Forrest is adorable.

Jenny didn’t think she was in love with Forrest because she thought she was taking advantage of him the same way her father molested her.

For fucks sake, Forrest is retarded. Jenny, out of everyone who’s ever met him, knows this best of all. She knows that her closest friend and only loved one is a fucking idiot. Imagine that. Imagine for one second that the only person who was always kind to you was someone who didn’t know any better. Everyone in the world who knew about your father looked at you either as a victim or as something disgusting, but that one man doesn’t.

And it’s because he’s retarded.

Jenny doesn’t think that way at the start. As a kid, she just thinks he’s different and is just glad to have a friend. But as she gets older, especially as a teenager, she realizes that her closest friend will never mature like she does. He loves her like he would anything and everything else, so long as its nice or cuddly, like a pet or a sibling, at least in her mind. Her father treated her like shit, and there was no way in hell others didn’t do the same when they found out she was molested. She would have wanted to feel loved.

That’s where she gets the abusive relationship crap. She wants so much to be loved that she doesn’t understand that they are taking advantage of her. She thinks that as long as they aren’t forcing her to have sex, that’s normal. Getting beat on, pressured to drug addiction, and dragged around into whatever dangerously extreme political bands they’re into is just fine, as long as they don’t rape her. That’s why she’s so shocked when Forrest defends her from harm. Why would anyone do that if what they’re doing to her is normal?

She keeps leaving Forrest behind because she convinces herself that he doesn’t really love her. She convinces herself that his affections are shallow, since he would never be able to really understand love either. I mean really, how many of you honestly think someone who is that mentally challenged could understand the complexities and nuances of love? There’s no way they could. What they have is something simple, and Jenny doesn’t think that could be real.

And even IF she believed he could, even IF she got out of that abusive cycle, she knows better. FFS, if that scene with Forrest and her in her college dormroom had the genders reversed, people would be so fucking uncomfortable about that scene because it’d be inching so close to rape. Jenny knows that. She realizes that. That is why she shuts off her feelings for Forrest, above any other reasons to stay away: she thinks she is molesting him. She saw how uncomfortable he was when she did that and thought holy fuck, what the hell am I doing?

Can you imagine how twisted you must feel after realizing in that moment that you turned into the father who molested you? How the fuck can you love yourself after doing that to your best friend, when you know what that’s like? Would you ever let yourself get close to them again if you really cared about them?

So Jenny kept running away. Every time Forrest gets close and saves her, she runs off before she falters. She won’t let herself get near him, and as the movie goes on, she fails a little more each time. First she blows him off after the strip club, telling him to stay away. Then she walks with him in DC, but still leaves with her boyfriend. Then she stays with him in his house and finally sleeps with him, after that one critical moment.

When he tells her he does know what love is, and asks her why she doesn’t love him.

She finally gives in and does sleep with him, but can you imagine thinking afterwards? Would you, in her shoes, with absolute and unwavering certainty, think you did the right thing? Or would you be afraid that you did exactly what you had been avoiding because you do actually care that much about him?

So she runs away. She hides her child from him, because she thinks he shouldn’t have to worry or pay for something he can’t handle. She thinks she’s wronged him, and the least she could do is set things right by raising a good child, without dragging him down.

And then she gets sick. Doctors don’t know what it is, but she’s going to die. Her kid is only a few years old. Can you imagine struggling with that decision to tell your victim that they have a kid and now they have to take care of it because you’re going to die? That’s what she struggles with before coming to terms with the fact that she’s happy with him, and he’s happy with her, and that’s what love actually is. It’s something simple and unconditional, and even Forrest can understand it.

It takes her her whole goddamn life to figure out that love is just that simple, and she dies months afterwards. She realized she had been running away from what made her happy, and it isn’t wrong, and she only gets so much time together before it’s over.

And instead of realizing that narrative even exists in the story, people just bitch about how Jenny is such a slut, but she won’t even love the only person who cares about her. Jenny always loved Forrest, during the whole fucking movie. She loved him so much, she thought she was taking advantage of him and ran away for his sake. She didn’t realize she was wrong until it was almost too late.

Fuck, that’s depressing.

EDIT: Obligatory gushing, but actually I just wanted to add a TL;DR:

TL;DR: Jenny thought she was molesting Forrest because he couldn’t understand what love is, so she either suppressed her feelings or ran away.

Second EDIT: I want to make things clear, I in no way am the author of this post. I am not op, I copied this from someone on Reddit who copied it from another user on Reddit.

Zink , in Can you Americans pass the test?

As an American, this one is easy. That is the strange foreign socialist hellhole with a name I can’t remember because it’s probably not even in English.

/s

TheAnonymouseJoker , in Fox news
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Jordan_U , in Water mountains

I know it’s really hard to tell, especially with flat earthers, but I think this post by “gerwin” screenshat here (with extra jpeg) was satire.

There are a lot of silly explanations that flat earthers have for things, but this doesn’t appear to be one of them.

(Googling for “water mountain” just gives this screenshot and people making fun of this screenshot.)

nickiam2 ,

I’m stealing that word now “scteenshat” works well in this context

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