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10_0 , in stick it in

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idunnololz ,
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wetsoggybread , in Magic bush

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

Wizard_Pope ,
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Not exactly the same. But your point still stands

danekrae ,

That is the whole point of an analogy.

Wizard_Pope ,
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It works untill you realise that the chance of seeing the woman again is not 0 but finding another pie in the same bish pretty much is.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

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Empricorn ,

I honestly can’t believe you submitted that after typing it out. “The probability of one isn’t zero, but the other one… also isn’t zero.” Lol

Wizard_Pope ,
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They are both neae zero but one is way closer to it than the other.

BambiDiego ,

Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.

danekrae ,

That one is great. The sequel to the 1995 film Babe I believe.

BambiDiego ,

Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.

I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”

RagingRobot ,

Peepers gonna peep

Stalinwolf , in Vote!
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I’m more of a Mephisto guy myself, but it never hurts to run Baal.

Ion ,

Well, Mephisto is not on the ballot so that would just be throwing away your vote

psycho_driver , in stick it in

It can go in either way

Mantikora , in Vote!

This is awesome and exact representation of Trump and Harris, lol. Or Abrahamic religions for that matter. I’m downloading this for my whapp status for my sweet removed dumbfuck latent fascist colleagues. ❤️

JATtho , in Subscribing to YT premium is also an evil act

I have begun to see that YT is being hostile to adblocker users - and this worries me. I assume YT is already probing the clients to see which are circumveting the ads.

I had an (let’s say unconventional) idea at one point: an add-on which only purpose is to show the YT ads in the background which uBO blocked. All of the blocked ads would be played (eventually) - except that the user can just ignore this happening in background and wouldn’t be actually seeing the ads. I.e. the browser would just move playing the ads into a background container not visible to the user.

Tlaloc_Temporal , in Made a version of the drake meme template from a couple of photos of my cat using stable diffusion
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Hmm, I wonder if this would be better with an unimpressed face looking away vs a ready to pounce face focused towards the words.

yogthos OP ,
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Maybe, but both the shots I had were head on :)

Cephalotrocity , in Magic bush

I know this hell all too well. My Setter finds a cat hiding in bushes about once a week so every bush within leash range MUST be examined no matter the weather, tension on the leash, or exhaustion level (his or mine).

Gork , in Magic bush

My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn’t learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.

charles ,
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My uncle had a dog for about 10 years. Took him camping every weekend and would chill out by the truck all day. No issues. One random dog came up and peed on the truck tire once. Dog said “wait what you can do that?” and for the rest of his life pissed on the truck. It was a mindvirus.

roguetrick ,

Motherfuckers need to be aware that this is MY FUCKING TRUCK. Can’t believe I gotta make this clear, but I’ve personally seen that there exists dumb motherfuckers in this world that do not understand.

kungen ,

Dogs don’t care that much about covering their poop, they just do it as a way to mark their territory and such.

Crashumbc ,

We had a rescue that at some point watched a male dog pee. She would squat then lift her left leg and pee. It was hysterical to watch.

aaaaace , in Magic bush

If only I knew whete he lived, I’d put a pie in the next bush. Then in the next one.

variants , in Magic bush

My dog found a piece of chicken one time and similar to that she always goes crazy when we get around that area.

She also got jumped by two chihuahuas near this house and is always super paranoid walking backwards and everything when we get near there only until we get closer to the house with the cats she starts hyper focusing because she knows as soon as we get past the fence she can look to the right and see a fat cat that she stares at intensely. Compared to my other dog next to her who is blissfully ignorant of all things going on around him

Transtronaut , in Magic bush

I’m the same way with mushroom spots.

psud ,

But that makes sense for mushrooms. The bulk of the fungus lives in that spot underground, you’re just hoping it survives and fruits again

Thcdenton , in stick it in

bonk

BetaBlake , in Magic bush

I kept going back to the place where I met my ex girlfriend, in the hopes I’d keep meeting cool girls there…god that sounds way more sad than I wanted it to.

Alexstarfire ,

Depends on the place. Her house? Yea, that’s a lot more sad. Arcade, skatepark, etc? You’re good.

nexguy , in Magic bush
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Why would…pie be in bush?

Hylactor ,

Maybe the pie was there first and the bush grew around it.

xthexder ,
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/s right?

Hylactor ,

No, I’m dead serious. I believe an exposed pie would survive on the ground long enough for a whole bush to grow around it and then subsequently be eaten by a dog. I am in no way being humorous.

roguetrick ,

Why would a dog eat a bush though.

Hylactor ,

Peer pressure.

xthexder ,
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Looking back at this, it’s pretty obvious, but my hungover brain was somewhere else this morning. My bad

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