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AuntieFreeze , in Bidet anyone?

Bidets fuck hard.

EmperorHenry , in The pot is warmer
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We’re sprinting toward WW3 and subsequent nuclear Armageddon on at least two different fronts right now, but that won’t be a slowly increasing boil, that will several big “booms” preceded by some heat blasts that are hot enough to melt concrete.

SirDerpy ,

Then can we have meaningful change?

AnarchistArtificer , in Don't need legs to be stand-up guy

Memes that are autistic memes without explicitly mentioning autism

jaybone , in another world, another time

I guess what they had was technically pizza.

Spacehooks ,

It’s been a few decades for me but I thought it was a paper plate with terrible melted “cheese”

baggachipz , in Vote!

bOtH sIdEs

linkhidalgogato ,

to “both sides” something there first have to be 2 different sides, not two right wings of the fucking bird in nazi insignias.

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited )

When presented with the choice between the arsonist who wants to burn your house down slowly vs the arsonist who wants to burn your house down quickly, choose the arsonist who wants to burn your house down slowly, so you have more opportunities to escape or mitigate the damage.

Edit:
Why the downvotes? How is this analogy inconsistent with what was just described?

Fidel_Cashflow ,
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

what if we shoot the arsonists 🤔

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited )

I mean… It might make the other arsonist think twice.

But it might also just make the arsonists shoot all the firefighters and then set the whole town on fire. Still might be worth a try, if someone was willing

I think my analogy is passing the bounds of its usefulness 😅

linkhidalgogato ,

I dont disagree, if voting in amerikkka didnt involve doxing urself and i lived in a state where it made a difference and i had nothing better to do that day i would vote for the dems, but they are both arsonist and both want to burn ur house down, they are on the same side and only disagree in matters of detail.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

The detail/degree matters.
Its crazy to prefer the speedy arsonist, or to leave the decision up to other arsonists, when you and your family are in the house

MisterScruffy ,

choose the arsonist who wants to burn your house down slowly, so you have more opportunities to escape or mitigate the damage.

Except the dems refuse to be pushed left and constantly move right so really you’re just gonna die a slower death. I’d rather go out waving my middle finger at both arsonists

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

But you’re waving while standing inside the burning house where they can’t see you. Your protest just makes it more likely that the speedy arsonist gets the chance, and does nothing to harm either of the arsonists.

MisterScruffy ,

Yes I agree, my finger waving is just for me, it’s to make me feel better while I die because I have no other option.

As I said in my last comment, the slow arsonist (dems) have repeatedly demonstrated and continue to demonstrate that they will never move left and will only move right so that means that even if they are the slower arsonists I still have no opportunity to “escape or mitigate the damage.” as you put it because the dems are working their hardest to block all of those opportunities and refuse to ever open those opportunities to the country.

We’re all fucked

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Oh I totally agree.

But voting liberal (eg Dems in the USA) gives us more time to find a solution. It’s not the solution, it’s just a stalling tactic. Even when they’re trying to block opportunities, it still results in relatively more opportunities than otherwise. I think there is value in that.

There are times when spoiling a ballot or even voting the other way is good, it sends a message which may (unlikely) cause a shakeup. But to simply never participate just accelerates the destruction.

linkhidalgogato ,

i could copy my entire last response to u here again and it would be equally valid, because u have said literally nothing that u didnt already say and that i didnt already respond to, to safe myself the annoyance how about u just read it again untill u get it.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Your priorities just make no sense to me.

Yes both parties are bad, but voting for one is voting for more opportunities to save yourself.
The decision to prioritize giving them the middle finger where nobody can see it over helping yourself is something I can’t get my head around. Your resistance does nothing but help the speedy arsonist.

It feels like you’re just listing off talking points to score cool points with a bunch of Lemmy edgelords.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6bafd25f-81f9-4940-bba0-c149018b3707.jpeg

linkhidalgogato ,

dude did u even fucking read my comment can u even read, should i even be writing this, i literally said that i dont disagree that the dems are marginally better and that if it made a difference i would vote for them. BUT that doesnt change the fuck that they are both on the same fucking side they both serve capital they both love genocide they both want to murder brown people neither gives a shit about u. 2 fucking things can be true at once and hopefully u arent too fucking brain dead yet to understand that. like holy fuck dude u said the exact same meaningless dribble 3 fucking comments in a row.

maybe u should stop fucking campaigning for genocide joes sidekick, and start spending ur time doing something that would actually make a difference, maybe (to use ur shit analogy) u should start organizing an anti arsonist watch, instead of going around trying to convince people to vote for the less bad arsonist, like vote for the dems if it matters in ur state but fuck ur time cant possibly be worth so little that u would spend it trying to convince people to vote the dems.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Your lack of self awareness is absolutely astounding because not only did everything you say apply to you, but in fact you somehow missed that I already did it.

You complain about how you could just write the same response again because I “didn’t understand it” in a post where I literally had to rephrase my same point again because you didn’t understand it

You say “2 fucking things can be true at once” as though voting to slow the disaster prevents you from doing any of the other things you said I should be doing.

Fuckin learn the concept of critical support you absolute waste of space. You sit on your high horse like some fucking internet edgelord pretending because YOU didn’t vote for the bad person, that nothing the bad person did was your fault.

Never mind reading what I wrote, read what you wrote as though as though someone else sent it to you. 🤯

ShinkanTrain , in Vote!

Not sacrificing your children to Baal is throwing your vote away

NauticalNoodle , (edited )

If you choose to do anything but sacrifice your children to Moloch then you are by extension choosing to sacrifice your children Baal!

0ops , in I hate these icons

Color is the first thing the eyes tend to notice, then shape, then lines and details. The new icons all look the same at the edge of my vision, I have to look at them straight on to distinguish them. Individually each one is fine but together, like what the hell?

I don’t rawdog Google icons anymore anyway, I use an icon pack

FlihpFlorp , in Made a version of the drake meme template from a couple of photos of my cat using stable diffusion

Feels like I missed opportunity to say

“Using the drake format”

“Using my cat”

Also my memory could be off but isn’t the unimpressed face on the top with the excited one on the bottom

Iapar ,

No, your memory serves you well.

FlihpFlorp ,

Impossible

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
FlihpFlorp ,

Perfection

optissima , in I stole it first... Now I had to actually make a meme..

Screen shot the original sent message with a snarky message like “this you?”

IndiBrony , in stick it in
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Call me old, but all I see is Snoopy

remotedev ,

You perv

RVGamer06 ,

I think it looks like amogus instead(yeah i’m a zoomer)

kraftpudding ,

I’m sorry old man, this is amongus booty if I’ve ever seen one. I’ll bring you the bedpan soon.

somethingsnappy ,

Such a young padawan. You will learn the forms.

rockerface , in another world, another time

That’s a Dark Souls boss right there. Michael, Orphan of Walter

disconnectikacio , in Subscribing to YT premium is also an evil act

Use Smarttube instead on android tv and stbs Smarttube

For android phones, tablets: Tubular

In browser ublock blocks youtube ads, also invidious instances.

Evil_Shrubbery , in Vote!

I would - but what children?
All have already been sacrificed to “the economy and profits”, we are waiting for people to be born to immediately sacrifice them bcs we are so much indebted to the great “the economy and profits”.

All hail “the economy and profits”, may it’s economy enslave us, and it’s profits get redistributed away from us.

alcoholicorn ,

For the last couple centuries, Moloch has largely been a metaphor for “the economy and profits”.

Here’s an example from 1927

sebsch , in How are there so many of them

!ich_iel übernehmen Sie

MeetInPotatoes , in Costs Less? When That Happened?

Do the words “IBM PC-Compatible” mean anything to you?

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