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sub_ubi , in Form a union they said

dotworld feds downvoting again

TokenBoomer ,

Those downvotes glow more than female wrestler at a techno rave.

AVincentInSpace , (edited )

I’d heard “everyone who disagrees with me is a bot” before, but I gotta say, “everyone who disagrees with me is an agent of the US federal government” is a new one.

TokenBoomer ,

It’s been happening since at least the 60’s. There’s no way to know.

sub_ubi ,

Easiest way to tell is when they’re losing in the comments.

Deestan ,

If you were to give an estimate: How many of the people fundamentally disagreeing with you online are rational and honest people, and how many are US federal agents or in their employ? Percentage-wise.

TokenBoomer ,

I still have faith in humanity, so I’d say about 2%. Most are misinformed, some are trolling, some are probably bots. I don’t think there are as many intentionally bad actors as we’re led to assume. Good question though.

Deestan ,

Thanks for answering! I was afraid it would be taken as sarcasm but I genuinely wanted to know.

BuboScandiacus , in Shirtless
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar
orca , in Costs Less? When That Happened?
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

Before I landed a good job, I was buying used Macs for years. Mac of All Trades is your friend.

Spacehooks , in In the USA, it is proper etiquette to ask if the person would prefer dying before you call an ambulance

This is a plot of a anime. Adventures rather die then go get healed or iniured but no cash so they go back into wilds to get money cash to heal intital injury and end up worst. Making society HATE the cleric class.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

This is the plot of The Incredibles.

Spacehooks ,

Kind scary how many shows/movies revolves around bad social support system. People shocked why the poor are so unhappy.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

If anything, things have gotten worse since that movie came out… checks date 20 years ago.

GooberEar , in Costs Less? When That Happened?

It’s true! My last mac cost me nothing because it was provided by my job. And the case popped open after the battery swelled within a year of me getting it, something my personal laptops have never done before.

KellysNokia ,

That tends to happen when the laptop battery is kept at a high temperature for long intervals.

My work laptop security doesn’t play nice with Windows Update, so “update and shut down” actually does “update and restart” and proceeds to incinerate the laptop in my bag until the battery is exhausted.

Took me a while to figure out why my batteries would turn pillow so frequently.

GooberEar ,

I don’t really ever travel with my laptops, at least not to put them in bags. I think the Mac laptops had a known issue with defective batteries, though.

cypherpunks , in Costs Less? When That Happened?
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

That pin can be found for $30 or $35 on on ebay here and here, where it is described as being from the 80s and as an “employee pin”.

I was thinking that this might have been something aimed specifically at technology buyers in US schools in the 80s or 90s, to whom Apple offered substantial institutional discounts in a (relatively successful) effort to dominate that sector. However searching the phrase “does more costs less” i found this TV spot advertising the Quadra 605 which at $1000 was the cheapest computer Apple sold when it was introduced in October 1993 (and allegedly cheaper than something else they refer to as “PC Leading Brand” 😂). That system was sold under the LC and Performa brands up to 1996, but it was only sold as a Quadra until October 1994, so, to answer OP’s question: that slogan was in use at least sometime in that year.

Got_Bent , in Costs Less? When That Happened?

I had an Apple ][+ in 1982 and an Apple ][c in 1984.

Cost less is a relative term depending on application.

They were cheaper than full business model IBM computers (who hadn’t much entered into the home computer market) but significantly more expensive than other home offerings such as commodore or (shudder) radio shack.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

My username is from playing Thexder on my grandparents’ Apple ][gs. I had a lot of fun learning Basic on that computer.

jubilationtcornpone , in I hate excel so much

You’re entitled to your opinion but I would say Excel is one of the best, if not THE best spreadsheet application ever produced. It’s one thing that Microsoft actually got and one of the only reasons I still pay for an Office 365 subscription.

If you’re just creating simple spreadsheets, there’s plenty of other options out there.

But, if you’re a power user doing a lot of complex data analytics, Excel is still the king.

My main gripe is that I still have to use VBA for a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Yuck.

SandbagTiara2816 OP ,

I’m not a power user, so I’m often frustrated by Excel trying to do things I don’t want it to and by its abundance of features that I’ll never use.

And at least at my workplace, a lot of work processes use poorly-designed Excel spreadsheets for critical tasks, because it’s such a simple way to manipulate data.

I also find that when I need to do more complicated data analysis, Excel starts to become limited, and I find Python to be a more powerful and flexible tool.

foggy , (edited )

Dude just ask any advanced LLM how to do what you need to do in excel. The info is out there and they’ve digested in a million times.

Or, don’t. And let your inabilities to do things consume you emotionally. Idgaf.

Edit: Lemmy’s hate-boner for AI is dumbfounding. I get that it’s a hype train and shoved down your throats but if you ignore that it will get you results way faster than googling ever did you’re basically “old”. And I say this pushing 40.

Downvote away, but I challenge anyone to give me a db and a desired subset that I can’t produce by simply querying a good LLM.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Lol. Don’t bother asking Chat GPT for help. You will get so many completely wrong answers. At least the answers will be formatted nicely. Complete bullshit. But easily readable bullshit.

SandbagTiara2816 OP ,

Every time I’ve asked ChatGPT for help coding, I’ve wound up needing to rewrite it all for myself. LLMs make baffling design decisions (because they are just paraphrasing Stack Overflow, not making actual decisions).

I have found them helpful for turning error messages into more legible explanations of what went wrong, but AI-generated code has not been effective, in my experience

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

ohh I see you can also use some ACL type of application. Excel is amazing but can’t handle databasis, it has a very small limit

jubilationtcornpone ,

And at least at my workplace, a lot of work processes use poorly-designed Excel spreadsheets for critical tasks, because it’s such a simple way to manipulate data.

I also find that when I need to do more complicated data analysis, Excel starts to become limited, and I find Python to be a more powerful and flexible tool.

Capability is a double edged sword. Any tool that is capable of doing something is going to be used by someone to do that thing, regardless of whether it should be. Excel gets abused and used for things that it shouldn’t be frequently in corporate environments because of its capabilities. I can understand being frustrated by that.

I use Excel for reporting and analytics because it makes manipulating and visualizing data very easy. Especially if you know what you’re doing. No need to write a UI or worry about portability between workstations, etc. At the end of the day it’s a tool. A very capable one. Like any tool, it’s not the right one for every job.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I use excel because its stupidly easy to output a shitload of objects with properties (computers/hosts in my case) to a CSV via powershell and sort through the data.

Droggelbecher ,

If you’re going to do complex data analysis, isn’t it a pain to use ANY spreadsheet software, no matter how good? I do mine as a Jupyter notebook. The spreadsheet is just for looking at the numbers, maybe sorting some things.

GrammarPolice ,

Stop making me feel like my Excel knowledge is useless😔

SandbagTiara2816 OP ,

Excel is definitely not useless! Learning a little Python (especially the pandas package) can go a long way in making data analysis easier though

AlexWIWA ,

Excel is probably the most powerful application ever created. Especially now that it can be connected to SQL and python natively

raspberriesareyummy ,

There’s a tool for a given job. And for some, Excel may be decent. But for many, MS Access used to be far superior to Excel. Not sure if it is still maintained well, as I no longer use MicroShit

Imgonnatrythis ,

Curious what you get out of value from the subscription that you wouldn’t get from a slightly older non subscription version of excel?

sheridan ,
@sheridan@lemmy.world avatar

Has XLOOKUP made its way into the non-subscription version? I’ve found it a lot easier and flexible to use than VLOOKUP.

_wizard ,
@_wizard@lemmy.world avatar

Index/match crew checking in.

raspberriesareyummy ,

But, if you’re a power user doing a lot of complex data analytics, Excel is still the king.

Only if you refuse to learn SQL and do everything in a fraction of the time with way more functionality.

jubilationtcornpone ,

That works when you have access to a SQL database instead of a bunch of massive CSV files.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

cracks knuckles


<span style="color:#323232;">import pandas as pd
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SandbagTiara2816 OP ,

Now you’re speaking my language!

raspberriesareyummy ,

Importing CSV into SQL is trivial and gives you far more control than Excel can.

GissaMittJobb ,

Not saying there’s any reason to switch, but I believe you can load CSV’s into sqlite.

Datasette would be something that I would try for CSV’s as well, that seems like an interesting piece of technology I haven’t had reason to use yet.

Finally there’s always Jupiter Notebook and any respectable DataFrame-solution.

Not to knock spreadsheet-solutions too much - I certainly see their value and use them frequently - but if I had to do something that warranted writing VBA, I’d probably reach for a tool I could combine with some form of VCS like Git at least.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Jupyter gang, any other data scientists here?

KinglyWeevil ,

I also love word, publisher, and visio.

I grudgingly accept outlook.

I despise PowerPoint

MonkeMischief , in Oh God, I wasn't ready

I’m not 100% sure I’m getting this one. Is emergency room coffee:

  • Super crazy strong because the staff’s gotta commit to being so inhumanly wired at all times?
  • Heinously putrid because chaos doesn’t allow for regular cleaning and replacement?
Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would say “yes”

chiliedogg , in Look at what they took from you

I mean - they’re just being more honest about it than EA and Activision.

Shady_Shiroe , in Costs Less? When That Happened?
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

They meant that it costs less for apple, not the customer

MissJinx , in I hate excel so much
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

ohhh nonono You hate it because you either don’t know how to use/don’t use it enough, or you just don’t like your job. Excel is amazing, I could cry talking about it hahaha I had to work with google sheets once and almost had a heart attack, if I had no excel my job would be unberable

Railison ,

I’d agree with this. When I first started using Excel in school and university, I’d follow the instructions and not really know why I was doing what I was doing.

But then, having to work with Excel at work and make it do new shit, the penny dropped in my head and I understood how spreadsheets worked.

I use spreadsheets for heaps of things now, even if I don’t need to use formulas. Excel has some weird idiosyncrasies but it’s a good product overall. It’s not as bad as Word, which most people use incorrectly.

GrammarPolice ,

How can one possibly use Word incorrectly?

Railison ,

People using carriage returns as paragraph breaks 😭😭😭

Paradachshund , in I hate excel so much

I thought I hated excel, but then I tried Google sheets. Somehow it’s even worse.

Dymonika ,

How? I live off of GS!

AVincentInSpace , in Form a union they said

do you think the US president has control over whether or not a ceasefire happens on the other side of the planet

mathemachristian ,

Yes. The zionist entity is fully dependent on the US empire. Economically, militarily, geopolitically. If Biden said, “stop genocide or we will cut off all your aid and disavow you” they would have to stop either willingly or their neighbours would force them to.

geneva_convenience OP ,

Yes

sub_ubi ,

Yes, ask Reagan or Bush Sr who both controlled this rabid dog. You say you’ll take away their weapons, they stop. It’s a client state, not an ally as the relationship is by all measures entirely one-sided.

It’s best to think of Israel as a 51st US state, and the president of the US ordering the war.

tilefan ,
@tilefan@lemm.ee avatar

we’ve sent them something like 700 arms shipments since october? we usually sanction governments that are committing genocide, too.

riodoro1 ,

More naive than op.

velox_vulnus , in This makes my brain hurt

The guitar hole seems big enough for a porta-potty.

SpaceNoodle ,

The strings slice it up for better packing

jaybone ,

You taking that shit on a plane?

SpaceNoodle ,

I try to not take a shit on planes, my knees hit the door

KingJalopy ,

One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and woke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.

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