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dualipa_fan69 , in LimeWire.exe

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takeda , in You’re stuck in here with me

LOL, this reminds me of my coworkers. Guy in his 50s, kids already grown up, very quiet, barely know anything about him. One time we had an event and wanted to carpool. We get all in, he turns the ignition and RAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Kind of surprised me and I learned to not assume too much.

Damage ,

Metal fans are chill, we use music to relieve stress and frustration

CaptKoala ,

Straight faccs, metal saves lives (not ours 😉)

shreddy_scientist , in Cat rule
@shreddy_scientist@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s to show dominance, really just felines keeping us in check lol Remember they weren’t domesticated like K9’s but pretty much enforced the relationship on us!

HappyMeatbag , in What do you choose?
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I’d like to bring back the market environment that made Radio Shack profitable - when the “right to repair” was a given, and not something that needed to be fought for in court.

GFGJewbacca , in just ignore it

The hot take I’ve heard is that our ancient ancestors had a much higher chance of being killed by predators, so being on edge was an evolutionary advantage. According to this idea, the fear and dread of today is a remnant of our past.

Lennvor ,

Nah, I think that overstates the extent to which our ancestors were the hunter more than the hunted and ignores the social dimension. An early human might have been at risk for predators when they were out alone hunting or gathering but when you're with the group I'd think that's a much smaller threat. Having to deal with social threats from within the group, now, that's ever-present. And still present today!

Also, after reading a book about the evolution of agency that suggests the evolutionary innovation of humans is that we're a goal-seeking system that's able to function as a part of a larger goal-seeking system (collective action)... I wonder how much that can account for existential dread. We have a diffuse drive to be part of something greater than ourselves but it's not always clear what that should be.

yA3xAKQMbq ,

I wouldn’t read too much into that, evolutionary psychology is a pseudoscience: en.wikipedia.org/…/Criticism_of_evolutionary_psyc…

Psychology is already a field full of rough concepts, bad statistics, and low certainties, we mostly have no clue why we’re doing things right now. Adding millions of years and unprovable speculation surely doesn’t help.

Lennvor , (edited )

If evolutionary psychology is pseudoscience (which is debatable to begin with), it's that way not because our evolutionary history doesn't inform our psychology but because our understanding of both those things is too immature for the questions most people are are trying to answer. But that in itself depends on the questions and the level of answer one finds acceptable. I've found Michael Tomasello's book "The Evolution of Agency" perfectly proportionate in the kinds of questions it seeks to answer given the information it has, and I think the wild speculations I extrapolate from it are totally fine to share in random internet conversations.

DarkDarkHouse , in Conversation is preventable
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Extreme introverts know

Aesthesiaphilia , in just ignore it

Why is everyone so anxious nowadays?

What's there to dread?

Hildegarde ,

People are worried about getting the tops of their heads cropped off. Its become an epidemic.

Mongostein ,

Happened to a friend of a friend of mine. He never recovered.

newIdentity ,

Dread is a Reddit-like dark web discussion forum featuring news and discussions around darknet markets. The site’s administrators go by the alias of Paris and HugBunter.

stringere ,

Nuh-uh! Dread is a judge!

Rachelhazideas ,

I, for one, almost died at a mass shooting.

My body has left in a permanent state of pain and suffering, where every few days the pain intensifies and there is next to nothing I can do about it.

What about you?

Aesthesiaphilia ,

That's not existential dread, that's just everyday "life sucks" though

Rachelhazideas ,

I’m in a permanent constant state of pain everyday. My entire existence is pain. I’m not sure what else you need me to go through to prove my existential dread.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Existential dread by definition has no specific definable cause. That's not existential dread.

Rachelhazideas ,

I don’t know why you’re gate keepint existential dread, but here is the APA’s definition: “a profound, deep-seated psychic or spiritual condition of insecurity and despair in relation to the human condition and the meaning of life.”

I’m feeling plenty of despair to the human condition and the meaning of life. I wake up everyday and ask myself why live and exist at all when existence is nothing but pain.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

I'm not gatekeeping, it's just the definition.

Rachelhazideas ,

Can you tell me where you got your definition from, and what it is?

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Same. Definition you gave, you're just misinterpreting it.

"in relation to the human condition and the meaning of life." Not your life specifically, life in general. The general human condition, not your specific circumstances. It's a pretty common phrase.

Rachelhazideas ,

Tell me then, what is the general human condition? Is it the experiences of the ‘average person’? I hate to break it to you, but this person doesn’t exist.

Who are you to decide who is and isn’t included in the general human condition?

Aesthesiaphilia ,

I mean if you don't understand the concept by now then your way of seeing the world is so fundamentally abnormal that it's not worth the effort for me to find a specific combination of words that makes you understand it. You seem to lack the understanding of what a forest is, you only see a specific number of trees, or a statistical average of each and every one of those trees. You can't conceptualize something generally applicable to all people

Rachelhazideas ,

I’m not asking you because I don’t understand it, I’m asking you because I don’t think you understand it lol.

______ ,

I have anxiety. It’s funny because I don’t feel anything until it happens.its like my brain remembers “hey you should feel bad” and it happens, otherwise I’m cool as a cucumber

AmbientChaos ,

Does yours feel like an unwanted guest arriving in your consciousness? Like you feel it arrive before you even start having anxious thoughts?

______ ,

I definitely do feel it arrive. I’m not sure how to word it except it feels like everything is going to turn out bad and I have to talk myself manually that everything will be fine. This goes for things as simple as a haircut , meeting or any kind of socializing.

AmbientChaos ,

Yep, that lines up pretty well with my experience! Glad to know I have a kindred spirit, haha

ForbiddenRoot ,

Why is everyone so anxious nowadays?

For me it’s financial, though as a middle-aged person I am nowadays also plagued with metaphysical questions.

About the financial part, I’m actually very well-off but the world has become such a complex place (or it always was and I am only realizing it now at my age) and I have little to no control over most aspects of it. I don’t want to lose what I have worked towards because of geo-politics, climate change impact, global recession, or such things. It’s not an existential crisis for me but there is some amount of anxiety and dread that I previously did not have.

Selmafudd ,

Are people more anxious or is it just more acceptable to talk about it??

irmoz ,

Must be nice to be so comfy

TimewornTraveler ,

Avoidance of dread breeds more dread.

abbadon420 , in Life owning a dog

A car drives past the house

Bark to chase it away (optionally chase after it in the yard)

It drives past

Victory! I am a good boy!

Aesthesiaphilia , in bit trite, innit guvnah?

Yankee Doodle went to TOWN on that British ass

Mr_Blott ,

And sent the decent biccies packing aye nice one

Maddie , in Never forget
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

The media are just keeping quiet because they’re all in the pocket of Big Lunchable, they know who’s calling the shots

uphillbothways , in bit trite, innit guvnah?
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You mean Hydrox, right? The original chocolate sandwich biscuit.

fox2263 , in bit trite, innit guvnah?

We definitely don’t call them that.

Also we have Bourbon Biscuits which are just lovely.

Globulart , (edited )

Yeah that British person was trying to wind up OP.

Bourbons shit all over oreos too, oreos are perhaps the most overrated biscuit out there.

fox2263 ,

Hah.

Why are custard creams boring compared to bourbons?

Globulart ,

Beige.

Though I love them both.

nyctre , (edited )

Can we really call the Oreo cream custard if there’s no egg or milk, tho? Or are you talking about a 3rd thing and I completely misunderstood?

Globulart ,

Bourbons and custard creams are possibly the two biggest sandwich biscuits in the UK, bourbon is basically a chocolate variant of the custard cream.

nyctre ,

Ah, I see. Thanks :D

thorbot OP ,

“Sandwich biscuit”

Quite

Globulart ,

As a term for grouping a type of biscuit yes. Nobody in their right mind would ask for a pack of chocolate sandwich biscuits and mean oreos though.

feedum_sneedson ,

I’m custard cream till I die. Bourbons are the duller biscuit. Naturally, as a minor and inconsequential personal preference, I will fight to the death all who disagree.

Zron ,

Calling any cookie a biscuit gives me the urge to buy a musket and tricorn hat

NuPNuA ,

Calling scones biscuits and eating them with savory meals makes me want to ship all our criminals to Georgia again.

NuPNuA ,

Oreos are horrible, over baked and hard tasteless pucks of biscuit with a lump of fat in the middle. Custard Creams piss all over them.

Lucidlethargy ,

The American word for biscuits equates to a spongey, mostly tasteless muffin. People in the south sometimes pour gravy on them and call it a meal.

fox2263 ,

And that’s why the American language is so strange.

I think one day in history the dictionary everyone used got coffee on it and the words had no definitions so they had to assign them to whatever they thought was right. Sadly they were wrong.

simplecyphers ,

No no no. We FIXED them. Imagine being br*tish. Putting random “u”s in words. ColOur hOnoUr mOuLd. Imagine having a whole letter that only the 1%ers can even pronounce (its “t” pronounced like “s” but with a burst of air instead of a stream of air, and more pressure from the tongue onto the hard palate). We turned linguistic drift into linguistic power-slide.

Any time i hear a br*tish “person” talking, regardless of location or occasion, i rev my Ford f-450 supermax lifted truck (from which i removed the muffler) as hard as i can. This produces three strictly beneficial effects:

1 i can no longer hear the br*t “talking” 2 all of the smoke blocks sight of who is talking 3 the beautiful aroma that comes from the powerful black smoke reminds me of the most important things in life freedom, privatized healthcare, and tea in the ocean.

feedum_sneedson ,

That’s nice dear.

NuPNuA ,

Because it’s pronounced Cul-ur phoneticly, you leave the U out and it becomes col-or, which sounds like what you have at the top of your short.

Thedogspaw ,

Actually most of our words are British words but Britain changed there meaning take soccer thats what the English used to call it because of the long socks the players wore Britain lost the memo but America remembered

Globulart ,

Is this a copypasta I’ve missed or something…?

Its called soccer because it’s full name was association football and they took the second syllable and turned it into a nickname for the sport.

Socks have nothing to do with it.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, “soccer” is a shortened form of “association,” as in “Football Association.”

JustAManOnAToilet ,

Mostly tasteless? You need to try a better biscuit. Also, while that biscuits and gravy thing is true, they’re more often either on the side or cut in half with bacon and eggs or something in between the halves. It’s not something you want to eat every day, but once every few months on a Saturday morning it’s incredible.

Letstakealook ,

I’m not sure that person has ever actually had a biscuit. I’ve never had a “spongey” biscuit. They are nothing like muffins either, which are closer to cake.

McNasty ,

To Americans, biscuits are bread leavened with baking soda or baking powder.

That’s it. Bread.

name_NULL111653 ,

Where I’m from we serve them with a sausage patty in between the halves, and gravy on top. No one eats just a plain biscuit by itself… And they’re supposed to be fluffy and moist, not ‘crumby.’ What was described in the original comment is exactly what a plain, stale biscuit tastes like. That’s like an American taking a cold can of chili, dumping it on a slice of bread, and talking about how terrible beans on toast is…

Letstakealook ,

I am American and I stand by what I said. American biscuits are not like muffins (which are closer to cake) and should not be spongey.

NuPNuA ,

That’s a bacon and egg roll. We make them using actual bread rolls.

feedum_sneedson ,

Except the “gravy” is a greasy roux with bits of sausage meat in it. I think the biscuits are basically savoury scones. I’m not judging, the whole dish sounds fairly tasty and like the kind of thing a Northerner or Scotsman might invent.

McNasty ,

If someone is giving you greasy roux with bits of meat in it, they don’t like you.

Good biscuits and gravy will make you smack your mama for lying to you about what a good breakfast is.

Globulart ,

A breakfast!? This is an actual breakfast meal? With gravy?

It’s no wonder we let you win the war of independence you uncultured swine.

NuPNuA ,

They pour some weird white liquid that looks like cum on them, but it ain’t gravy.

Resistentialism ,

Someone really needs to start making actual bourbon biscuits.

Like, yeah, they’re the best and all that. But, what if I need that bit of something to get me through the day? I can’t have a drink at 9 am because it’s frowned upon. But a biscuit? Yeah, that’s calm.

fox2263 ,

If only drinking wasn’t frowned upon. Why is the only time I can have a pint at 6am is if I’m in the airport?

I mean that costs so much more money! 😂

Finite , in Me 24/7

Jenny, having to deal with both crushing financial debt and low future prospects, was too exhaustipated to care about her work deadlines.

kaupas24 , in Home sweet home
@kaupas24@kbin.social avatar

You get the same face when you get instant relief 2 seconds before unlocking your door.

FleetingTit , in Choose wisely

Sync made the switch so much more bearable!

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