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Nfntordr , in Cat rule

It’s like they have quotas to meet or something

Dirk , in Jiv me a break
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Some say gif, others say gif. The people saying gif are correct.

MrShankles ,

Ya damn giraffe-loving gifter

argv_minus_one , in Jiv me a break

Hard G. It’s “Graphics Interchange Format”, not “Jraphics Interchange Format”.

cordlesslamp ,

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

Now, while pronouncing “G”, close your lips to make the sound “G-if”.

There you have it, how to pronounce “Gif”.

Ps: honestly, That just popped up in my head a moment ago and I’m just trying to troll, wholeheartedly I believe it is hard-G as in Graphics.

geissi ,

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

According to wikipedia the phonetic usage includes:
[g] [d͡ʒ] [ʒ] [ŋ] [j] [ɣʝ] [xχ] [d͡z] [ɟ] [k] [ɠ] [ɢ] /dʒiː/

For English pronunciation it lists:
/dʒ/ /ɡ/ /ʒ/ and silent

Squids ,

Does that mean you also pronounce scuba sku•ba instead of skoo•bah? Because that U stands for Underwater not OOnderwater. And what about Jpeg? Shouldn’t it be Jeg because the P in photographic is silent.

AnarchoYeasty ,

Or jfeg because photography has an f sound.

It’s soft g gif. Because the original joke was choosy moms choose jif, and choosy web developers choose gif.

CookieJarObserver , in Choose your loadout
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Give me my all mighty jar of cookies!

interdimensionalmeme , in 2023-08-09.jpg

/c/ISO8601

bug ,

Come on man, let that hashtag shit die with Reddit!

interdimensionalmeme ,

Why do you support centralization of Lemmy

bug ,

Do I?

interdimensionalmeme ,

I imagine your complaint was referring to a community name in the abstract “/c/iso8601” rather than the proper Lemmy centralized name !lemmy.ml!@/c/iso8601 or whatever the horrible format that it is

bug ,

My complaint was about the “subreddits as hashtags” thing that people did on Reddit where they’d link a non-existent sub (or one that only contained screenshots of people linking to it) instead of thinking of something original.

Separately, what’s wrong with the !iso8601 format? It’s pretty simple to remember and is very much part of the federated way that Lemmy is designed to be used!

interdimensionalmeme ,

Linking communitirs !iso8601!@someinstance is one of the core reasons why Lemmy failed to capture even 1% of 1% of 1% of Reddit’s userbase at probably the greatest time of turmoil of discontent with that site for the next 5 years.

This formulation insist on centralizing communities in single instances and creates both fragmentation of the community while also making them concentrated on whatever the biggest one is.

The few users that make it past the registration catastrophe, when they realize this is how communities work, they just leave, because it means Lemmy isn’t federated where it counts. Communities end up owned by a single instance owner and mod team. It’s Reddit except somehow worse.

ekZepp , in What do you choose?
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

I would chose Jesus and I’m not even Cristian 🤣🤣🤣

Noughmad ,

You monster. You know the modern Christians would just kill him again. And he wouldn’t fare any better if he came back in a Muslim country either.

Doomsider ,

That is the point, then we can finally lay Christianity to rest. It is clear the majority of Christians are not followers of Christ. Killing off or ignoring their own prophet would force them to recognize they are just authoritarian assholes.

krakenfury ,

But if he comes back as ancap jebus with muscles we are all going to burn.

oldGregg ,

Killing off or ignoring their own prophet would force them to recognize they are just authoritarian assholes.

I think you have too much faith in them, ironically.

kratoz29 ,

The fuck mate, I didn’t even see Jesus until you pointed it out.

CloutAtlas , in Jiv me a break

I grew up without ever having to say it out loud, and the first time I did I say “dot Gee Eye Eff”.

I stand by this as the correct pronunciation. .exe, .pdf, .html, .PNG, etc you say as “dot” followed by the letters, why should .jpg and .gif be any different?

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

ekseh, pdff, ping

Strayce , in Conversation is preventable

With some people, it’s tempting.

EherVielleicht , in *Impotent rage*

Wait till the vertical TV comes out, and then the vertical cinema, oh and of course the first vertical movie that guaranteed gets an Oscar…

Nexz ,

You mean Samsung the Sero? :’(

EherVielleicht , in Choose your loadout

Is it that gurl from the ring then e, everything else d.

rockerface ,

It’s Shia LaBeouf

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Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ah the classics I see

I love it

DrMango ,

Bro she’s like 8 years old??

🤨📷

EherVielleicht , (edited )

She is a dead gohst of the 60’ so she is over 60 by now.

She survived 20 years in that spring, she’s legal.

dabster291 ,
@dabster291@lemmy.zip avatar

loli

addicted_to_pepsi , in Sky daddy

2012 Reddit wants their meme back

stappern OP ,

No u

Roundcat , (edited )
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

They're gonna have to take the whole damn site.

pretzelise , in Sky daddy
@pretzelise@mlem.me avatar

🤓

original_ish_name , in *Impotent rage*

I say we change the ratio to metric paper

TQuid ,

Hell yeah ISO 216 forever babyyyyyyy

I believe one of the overpriced Google tablets actually did use 1: √2 ratio, but they didn’t stick with it. Of course, google has the attention span of a lobotomized gerbil so they don’t stick with anything.

Sonotsugipaa , in Choose your loadout
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

C, fight fire with fire

Sumpfkraut ,

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
— Jaya Ballard, task mage

MossyFeathers , in *Impotent rage*

awful 4:3 box ratio

Retro computer nerds:

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