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driving_crooner , in Those bastards lied to me
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I did this graphic based on information from the statistics department of the government of Brazil

https://lemmy.eco.br/pictrs/image/4b4300a4-892b-4b73-b8c8-6224be83c01a.webp

On th x axis is the number of years of study, and the y axis the monthly minimum salaries, on yhe values the amount of people who responded and what category of the two it belongs. The graphic dosen’t really show us something like unemployment rate, bug it shows a clearly positive correlation between years of study and income. Pretty sure this is repeated everywhere, not only in Brazil.

Kolanaki , in Capitalism
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If you’re into monogamy, might wanna stay away from communists. They won’t be your special person. They’ll be our special person.

Gork ,

I might be a little more amenable to Communism if there were sex orgies all the time.

Haus , in When you encounter your own posts on other parts of the fediverse.

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

Kaped , in Winning is relative

Hmmm fat Burgers on suicide watch

queermunist , in Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks!
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

wtf who wants early access cum?

The wait is the point!

JusticeForPorygon , in Winning is relative
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

God please let me move to Europe I don’t even care what language I have to learn I just wanna be able to live without worrying about affording a doctor appointment.

Colour_me_triggered ,

If you work in academia, you don’t need to learn a new language. English is the working language. Also the 5 weeks of holiday is nice, but what really helps is the working day.

I started as a bioinformatician a month ago. I come in to the office at 0830 have coffee from 09:00 til 09:45 with my boss and colleagues, work a bit, have lunch from 12:00 untill 13:15, work a bit, go home at 15:30. That’s my day.

jigsaw250 ,

Seven hour day with an hour and fifteen minute lunch. What kind of magic is this? What’s the catch?

Aux ,

The catch is that you live in Europe and cops won’t beat you to death.

BigBen103 ,

Maybe you don’t need the language for work. But you will need te learn the language eventually for other day to day interactions.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or the paper works outside of the labs.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Don’t know about other countries, but in Norway you always have the option of getting websites and government information in English. Everyone speaks it including cashier’s, cleaners etc.

The same thing is not true in Germany and Spain.

IuseArchbtw ,

I would most certainly disagree that every person speaks English. Especially older people don’t, but in general many people here do not speak a good english

Colour_me_triggered ,

No, pretty much anyone in Norway can speak English, some don’t feel confident in their ability though. But if you ask any rando on the street if they speak English you get the answer of course ".

IuseArchbtw ,

Oh, I see that I totally forgot to mention I’m from Germany

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My experience is purely based on Germany and I hate it even as a native. Plus having ADHD and paper being a chore doesnt help at all

Also most folks (in my experience of south west Germany) of age >40-50 have little experience with English and can’t converse beyond the most basics.

ezures ,

For some reason France really doesn’t like giving english (or any other than french) options on their gov sites. Every other country in the eu are fine.

corsicanguppy ,

In France, I feel French is heavily a part of their identity; and contrary to Americans fairweather-jeering their best revolutionary ally, the French do not surrender lightly. It feels like that’s the one thing even the poorest French person has, and taking away one iota of that will be met with a resistance we’ve learned to respect.

corsicanguppy , (edited )

but in Norway [:] English. Everyone speaks it

Scandinavia is absolutely killing it for bilingualism, among so many other ways they’re killin’ it – no, really, other countries should just study them for clues in general. My experiences (just Sweden, Denmark and bonus Iceland, so far) is that they say Hej and listen for your “hello”, flipping over into beautiful and perfect English without hesitation. Their language programmes are just fucking astounding, really.

Spain’s fine in the touristy spots, but Spanish itself is VERY accessible as a language, so it’s kinda moot like France.

In Germany I will have to rely heavily on the kindness of strangers as I will never grok the language.

Colour_me_triggered ,

They’re exposed to English every day from multiple sources. You aren’t allowed into university unless you can read and write English to a high level. Your text books are in English at university and classes open to exchange students are taught in English. All English media is subtitled. And school lessons in English start when they’re 6. No mystery, just practice.

sederx ,

never needed german knowledge to do standard burocracy stuff

sederx ,

im in the country for almost 10 years now without speaking a word. not true.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Work in IT.
Start at 9:00
Lunch 13:00-14:00
Go home at 18:00
Commute (if construction does not tear up the main crossing) is around 30min 1-way with bus or a 15-20min bicycle ride.

Experience: About 5 years without college/uni.

Nalivai ,

if construction does not tear up

It’s München time

tostiman ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Entirety of Germany in my experience. Germans love their Baustelle

corsicanguppy ,

Work in IT. Start at 9:00 Lunch 13:00-14:00 Go home at 18:00

IT Job I left:

  • start at 8
  • coffee 10-1030-ish (sometimes like 11)
  • lunch at 12-13
  • second coffee 15-1530
  • leave at 1647, home by 1720 by train – tools down, muthafuckas
  • voluntary standby for 1/4 time and immediate double-time for callouts, sanctity of personal time otherwise.
  • union, 9x9 work term, no abrupt firings.
  • EXACTLY on the median base salary for my job+region, which includes dot-coms.
  • in north america, no less.

Experience: About 5 years without college/uni.

Experience: my soul.

drzoidberg ,
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Both of y’all are melting American brains trying to do the math on figuring out what times you’re talking about.

Most Americans have no clue that 13:00 is 1:00pm because 12+1 is too difficult, and God help you if you say 22:00, because 22-12 might as well be euclidean geometry.

Diplomjodler ,

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.

Oddbin ,

I understood that!

Duolingo, you son of a bitch you’ve done it again!

IHateRedditAndSpez ,

Did Duolingo teach you what “Hurensohn” means?

CNC ,

If not duolingo, then certainly this year’s r/Place helped!

froh42 ,

Yes. For everyone who missed it, “Hurensohn” ist the German word for CEO.

Just call your boss a Hurensohn tomorrow to impress them.

MrMagnesium12 ,
@MrMagnesium12@feddit.de avatar

That’s ich_iel spirit.

phamanhvu01 ,

Is there a Lemmy version of r/ich_iel? I need it for research purposes…

Nvm found it

phamanhvu01 ,

God I miss that comment chain on r/ich_iel! Made my day for real, even though I don’t speak an inch of German.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Inch of German lmao

corsicanguppy ,

just wanna be able to live without worrying about affording a doctor appointment.

If you avoid the flatlander areas, Canada may be for you. We also speak English; just, without the accent. :-P

(unless you live on the island that’s an hour’s ferry from France)

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Speaking a language without an accent is like wearing clothes without a material

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Or typing without a font.

That said, I think they were having a dig at how some Americans believe they have “no accent” because they (think they) sound like movie people.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Idk I’m from the central US and I had a German foreign exchange student tell me we didn’t have a mimicable accent. I know it’s not true but it was interesting to hear that from someone who’s familiar with everyone around her speaking in a completely different way, even when using English.

squaresinger ,

That’s common if you don’t know a language too well. There is the variant that you learned, and since you don’t know more, you think that this variant has no accent and all the other variants (that you didn’t learn and thus are hard to understand) you think have accents.

Only once you spent significant time with multiple accents will you be able to pick up the differences.

mayonaise_met ,

Dutch American Friendship Treaty.

somnuz , in Since we're railing on corporate America...

Big part of me clearly knows there is no such thing as a binary right and wrong in life, yet… this is a crystal clear example somehow — and not the only one.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

My boss is having his wedding tomorrow. He was supposed to start his vacation earlier this week. He definitely showed up to meetings I GUARANTEE he didn’t need to be in on the first day he was supposed to be gone. Man, we’ve been here longer than you. We can handle it. You’re awesome, but don’t let upper management bully you. Us senior devs sure don’t. Fuck em.

PersnickityPenguin ,

My boss assured me he couldnt make the client meeting last week because he was on vacation. So he phoned in on Teams from the boat dock where he was staying with his family.

And that was self imposed, hes the company owner! Some people just cant let go.

balls_expert ,

That big part of you is fetishizing nuance and mistaking it for wisdom

Nuance doesn’t stand on its own, there is no sense saying something has merit because it has nuance. I can give 10 examples of things that would be moronic if you tried to add nuance into them. “Nazism bad”. “The crime of loitering shouldn’t exist”. “The planet is getting hotter”

WarmSoda , in Early Access Cum for just 20 bucks!

That’s actually a really good deal.
The girls I get usually cost $150/h. And they don’t even have aeroplanes.

altima_neo , in Watching Married: With Children at age 12 vs. age 32
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Dont forget that while Al was miserable all the time, he did have a good family that always had each others backs when the Bundy name was sullied. He always had plenty of free time and money to spend at the nudie bar. And enough cash to take a vacation from time to time.

AWistfulNihilist ,

I feel like everyone is not remembering just how miserable their lives were. Yeah he was in a house with a family, but their trips were always either a trick or a horrible mistake, like the radioactive lake. Or the cursed town.

The main running gag of the Bundie’s was that they couldn’t afford to eat and Al’s car was barely living. They weren’t enviable, they were cousin Eddie in the suburbs.

Default_Defect , in I like the interface, and have been a user of the reddit version for years...
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I set up sync to look as much like Alexandrite as I could, its a nice bit of consistency when I switch to desktop from mobile and vice versa.

figaro ,

Not enough people know about alexandrite. It’s definitely my favorite web interface.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

I haven’t tried many, maybe one other than Alexandrite and “stock” but I like that it uses more of my screen than just the middle.

randint ,

I personally like MLMYM more, but you do you.

Annoyed_Crabby , in What new Lemmings joining the party see

Where’s the cat in boxes?

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ikr. Where are all the cat communities???

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t remember which community it was, but there was a trend of “cats in bags” earlier this week sometimes. My All feed was full of cats for a day or so.

1984 , in ad blocker
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Challenge accepted. :)

lowleveldata , in Proprietary Garbage

It’s fine. There are more apps for Lemmy coming around. The competition will sort things out.

Sphks , in C’mon, Do Something
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hello world

Haibane , in Capitalism CookBook: Take an invention which the inventor wanted to be accessible to everyone and make it 57 times more expensive than it costed to make it 🧐🎩

Not really informed on this subject: Does “he sold the patent for 1$” mean anyone is free to make it, or does it mean some company got the rights despite his intention to make it cheap?

If it’s the first why isn’t there a non profit making it to lower the cost?

PoopyPants69 ,

Here’s an interesting paper about that waxmanstrategies.com/…/Nonprofit-Pharmaceutical-C…

Basically US tax codes make being a non profit pharma company very difficult.

Non profits don’t appeal to investors.

The supply chain is dominated by big pharma.

Non profits still have to pay large fees to the FDA

Medicaid forces a 23.1% rebate on the lowest priced drugs that make it difficult to keep their prices low.

TLDR the Industry is not designed for non profits.

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