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Sanctus , in Fear scale
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This is like all you post about. Where did the mod touch you?

Steamymoomilk , in This looks like an awesome prequel

By gyats! Charlies hes going over the posted speed requirements of 20mphs per hour. He said its for thy family!

Coming to your local picture show “Speedy and agressed”.

darkevilmac , in sounds familiar to me lol
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Bro has one type of post on his entire account and it’s just him being salty.

TeachMathsMore OP ,
@TeachMathsMore@ttrpg.network avatar

At least I don’t call people “bro” ¯*(ツ)*/¯

DmMacniel ,
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bro…

TeachMathsMore OP ,
@TeachMathsMore@ttrpg.network avatar

It’s a good sign to detect minimal wage workers though

DmMacniel ,
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lol no it ain’t?

30p87 ,

Fun fact: Minimal wage workers are often the essential people keeping society, and everyone that tries to cling to it like a parasite, like you, alive. Eg. nurses, construction workers etc.

MrVilliam ,

Imagine using somebody’s wage as a metric for determining their value, and using low wage specifically like it’s an insult… on lemmy.

Bro, you’ve made it abundantly clear that this place just ain’t for you. Twitter won’t censor your embarrassing beliefs; maybe go there instead.

darkevilmac ,
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bro 💀

MutatedBass , in When History Repeats Itself... On a New Platform

Oh, you again.

frightful_hobgoblin , in sounds familiar to me lol

It is stupid to go from one centralised platform to another centralised platform with the same governance model and expect different results.

Same conditions will lead to same results. The problem isn’t caused by the name or logo of Reddit.

DmMacniel ,
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how is lemmy centralised? Dafuq? Its not even one Application.

frightful_hobgoblin ,

moderation

identity

DmMacniel ,
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Those are two nice words, but what’s your context here?

frightful_hobgoblin ,

the question I was just asked = the context to the answer I gave

DmMacniel ,
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moderation aint centralised, as it is limited to an instance. Want to see what your instances Mods have removed? Open that community from its host instance. Also don’t like the work your instance Mods and Admins do? Just switch instance and you are still part of the platform.

Identity of Lemmy? What does that even mean?

frightful_hobgoblin ,
DmMacniel ,
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uuuh, okay? That still doesn’t make sense to me as neither Lemmy nor Reddit are Identity provider.

frightful_hobgoblin ,

moderation aint centralised, as it is limited to an instance. Want to see what your instances Mods have removed? Open that community from its host instance. Also don’t like the work your instance Mods and Admins do? Just switch instance and you are still part of the platform.

nah I just checked if a mod removes it it’s removed from federated instances too I just checked

DmMacniel ,
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a mod from the same instance as the post was made on removed it? Yeah that would retroactively remove them across the instances. And then the last half of my point still applies, don’t agree with them? change instance.

frightful_hobgoblin ,

grand, so the answer to your question “how is lemmy centralised” is “moderation and identity”, glad we had this chat

OutlierBlue , in it makes me irrationally mad

And by “littering” you also mean uncontrolled dumping of chemicals into our air and waterways too, right?

BCsven ,

This. teaching kids to pick up their trash and dispose properly, raises kids that understand that the environment can be polluted and we need to be stewards

TechieDamien , in it makes me irrationally mad

Also, you should know that complaining about Opportunity’s laws is considered verbal littering!

taiyang , in it makes me irrationally mad

I mean, watching a guy in a muscle car throw trash out his car at the intersection near my home, I’m for it. It ain’t so much the littering, it’s the type of people who litter. Lol

RandomStickman , in This looks like an awesome prequel
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Vin Paddle

samus12345 , in You promised
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Atrichum , in Bacon

Fun fact, if you turn a toaster sideways you can use them to make quesadillas.

This works about 90% of the time.

Fenrisulfir ,

This is 100% bullshit. My mom lit the toaster on fire doing this with pizza

Atrichum ,

My partner did the same thing… with a quesadilla.

Fenrisulfir ,

Were the sides of the toaster made of metal or plastic?

Atrichum ,

Both, I think. Iirc the outside was a plastic shell that clipped to the metal toaster. It caught fire when the overfilled tortilla started dripping cheese onto the heating coil.

I don’t know if I was more upset about the fire, losing a toaster, or not having a succulent quesadilla dinner.

atomicorange ,

They said 90%, your mom was just part of the lucky 10%!

Revan343 ,

Good for reheating pizza too

AnnaFrankfurter ,

And other 10% of the time you get to watch smokin’ hot firemen

Reddfugee42 , in it makes me irrationally mad

*were

*Subjunctive Mood

*This makes me irrationally angry

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I didn’t learn “moods” in HS Grammar, but it still makes me feel weird.

Correction:

  • Used to make me feel weird until I got bombarded with so much of it (even the recommendations in GBoard do similar stuff) that I got accustomed.
  • I haven’t used Grammarly outside of the “let’s check it out” stage, but I have a feeling, that would do similar stuff.
queermunist , in it makes me irrationally mad
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Make the recycling deposit a dollar, pin it to inflation, and put it on everything.

halvar ,

That would probably also solve overconsumption, since you could only buy so much of anything before literally running out of dollars to deposit.

Pirasp ,

That would make having a mountain of long lived useless trash a solid inflation safe investment plan.

queermunist ,
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As long as their useless trash is in their garage and not scattered on the highway I think that’s still an improvement.

Pirasp ,

Even if it was scattered everywhere you would definitely have people pick it back up for the deposit. That works with bottles in Germany and the deposit for them gets as low as 8ct.

Graphy ,

Can’t wait to start counterfeiting milk jugs

manucode ,
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Why would it be inflation safe?

Pirasp ,

Because the deposit is tied to inflation. Older products might end up with way outdated deposits if you print the sum on the packaging, so it would have to be token based. The token is then inflation safe.

queermunist ,
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It seems trivial to tie the token to a sale date. The future depositsnon future purchases will keep pace with inflation, but you only get back the deposit you put in at time of purchase.

Even if the deposit on bottles is $2 in 2035, if you bought when they were $1 they won’t accrue value by sitting in your garage.

Pirasp ,

And how exactly would you do that? One giant database of sales that everyone just has access to? Print it on the thing at time of sale? I can’t see any trivial solution, I’d be interested in yours tho!

queermunist ,
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I don’t see why everyone needs access, it could just be kept with the Department of Energy (or whoever would be in charge of the proposed universal deposit program). Accessing it would require a court order, just like digging through someone’s trash.

Although that said, an open database of every single purchase would have all sorts of uses!

For instance, if someone litters, the authorities could track the unique code to the purchase and then… well. 🙂

Pirasp ,

If you want to sell a product you would have to register that deposit in the database, similarly if you get it back you have to access the database to know how much to pay out. If you don’t want to limit selling products to large businesses everyone needs access.

Sure, consequences for littering are fun and all, but the passive surveillance that allows is terrifying imho.

queermunist ,
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Do you think that kind of surveillance isn’t already happening with credit card companies, online shopping, and chain stores?

Pirasp ,

Oh, no. I’m quite aware. The companies that can do it have a large enough effect in my life as it is. I really do not wish for scammers, random trolls, foreign government or home invader (tracking where you are based on purchases) to join them.

Right now I can make it hard for the big players by using the right tools and services. This would make it completely impossible.

queermunist ,
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How the hell are scammers, random trolls, or foreign governments going to do that with a token that says the date when you bought something? Especially if the key to decrypt the token is held by the DoE!

Pirasp ,

If the key is only held by the doe then how are you ever going to get that deposit? Bring your trash to them? If not then everyone needs to have access, which means no encryption. One could of course feasibly leave out who bought the thing. To prevent fraud though you would probably have to save what the thing is (otherwise someone will just produce trash in China with valid token IDs from the database just to get the deposit) and having a database of that is in it self a very bad thing for businesses at least. You don’t want your competitors to know exactly how much you are selling, otherwise you will definitely get bought out at your lowest point.

Maintaining such a database would be a nightmare too, and all that just to make sure the tokens do fall in value with inflation? I don’t see the point really. Either fix the value for a couple of years, or let it rise through inflation that would incentivize the collection of old garbage at least.

queermunist ,
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Deposit machines, which are already in wide use, could automatically read the token.

I guess someone could hack the machine? Other than that, though, it seems secure.

And also I’m not sure how knowing the date I bought a Pepsi could be useful for scammers.

Pirasp ,

You are right, machines could work for smaller/standardized stuff 🤔

As for scammers, since kind of fake recall where you have to for some reason pay something in advance probably. But trust scammers and grifters to figure something out, they always do.

altima_neo , in My unfinished volumes
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The fact that the volumes are numbered out of a complete set means it’s finite.

tkk13909 , in it makes me irrationally mad

If you like: The death penalty for littering

Then you should try: Saudi Arabia

Cfrolich ,

I think they’re onto something

tkk13909 ,

I really hope you’re joking

Mischala ,

Nono, they are on top of something.
And that something is fucking massive oil reservoirs.

fishos ,
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Or Singapore and chewing gum.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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A country famous for its pristine wilderness and eco-friendly economy.

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