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some_guy , in Excellent

They tried to give him a tv show. The premise was having people from opposite backgrounds swap lives. I watched one episode. It was shit.

He had one good (gimmicky) idea. The findings were shaky. It was still entertaining. Cancer is a son of a bitch.

perishthethought , in TALLY HO!

But it can be so much fun!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Oh I passed a smiling cat a while back

FiskFisk33 , in Excellent

I hate to defend mcdonalds, but a dude died 20 years after eating exclusively mcdonalds for a month.

Yeah, no.

rusticus ,

And during that documentary (which no one was able to replicate) he was essentially an alcoholic, which is the real reason his liver enzymes were elevated and is statistically a much greater contributor to poor health than McDonalds.

loo , in One way ticket to midnight
@loo@lemmy.world avatar

I have metal bands for every emotion I could possibly feel lol

Slovene ,

Care to share?

TeckFire ,

I will!

Metallica for a dark, thoughtful mood

Dragonforce for fun, energetic, silly moods

Mick Gordon’s DOOM soundtrack when working out

Avenged Sevenfold for a carefree, fuck the world attitude

Blind Guardian when I’m looking for high fantasy, “take me away” mood

Sabaton when I want some motivation for work

Rhapsody of Fire for when I’m cleaning alone and want to get into some classical feeling stuff

Killswitch Engage when I’m feeling edgy

Korpiklaani when I’m wanting to go on a run

Parkway Drive when I’m angry or sad

There’s so many more than this, and much of these have overlap with specific songs instead of general artists, but this gets the point across, I think

GiveOver ,

A lot of these are anger or high energy. What about when you’re hungover and it’s early in the morning? I went to a metal festival once and was woken up by Skindred - Nobody at about 8am. I don’t want metal in the morning! I want something safe and slow. Give me Journey or Snow Patrol.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

What about when you’re hungover and it’s early in the morning?

Probably Sunn or Sleep

loo ,
@loo@lemmy.world avatar

What about some Doom like Khemmis, Neurosis, Windhand, Monolord? Low energy like Devin Townsend’s “Ocean Machine” Melodic and melancholic like Leprous Or progressive like Wheel

TeckFire ,

So, this is gonna sound weird, but I actually find a lot of these bands calming to listen to. I’m autistic, and have a lot of weird sensory issues because of it, so music that’s too simple (a lot of pop or punk or other genres that show up on the radio usually) doesn’t fully grab my attention. Like, there’s not enough happening at once for me to feel immersed in it.

So I’ll end up listening to Power Metal to fall asleep sometimes because I can hear every instrument individually, and my brain switches focus to each one at random times, and it’s stimulating enough that I can be completely distracted from my other senses and calm down. Dragonforce is my go-to because they even have two lead guitarists at the same time.

That said, I do have songs of every genre in my library, and if I do want something slower or simpler, there’s a ton of Metal ballads that aren’t necessarily high energy. Try something like Crimson Day by Avenged Sevenfold, Remembrance Day or Trail of Broken Hearts by Dragonforce, Christmas Truce by Sabaton, or Mother Gaia by Stradivarius.

There’s a lot more examples, but you can certainly have slow, calm metal. I could probably make a decent sized playlist

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

Korpiklaaani’s cover of Ievan Polkka goes absolutely insanely hard

Yes, that’s the only thing I know about them

I’ve also recently discovered Brothers of Metal who despite having the most boring metal band name in history are a pretty good nordic/viking metal band, I’m a big fan of Powersnake by them in particular recently

loo ,
@loo@lemmy.world avatar

Too many to list them all, but just to name a few

Happy

  • Ensiferum (Viking Metal)
  • Havukruunu (Black Metal)
  • Tesseract (Djent/Progressive)
  • Sabaton (Power Metal)
  • Necrophagist (Technical Death Metal)
  • Some Devin Townsend stuff like Epicloud
  • Shadow of Intent (Deathcore)
  • Periphery (Djent/Progressive)

Sad

  • Coldworld (DSBM - If I’m feeling absolutely miserable)
  • Trees of Eternity (Doom?)
  • Heisskalt (German Post-Rock)
  • Invent Animate (Metalcore)
  • Fen (Atmospheric Black Metal?)
  • More Than Life (Metalcore)

Angry

  • FJØRT (German Post-Rock)
  • Infant Annihilator (Deathcore)
  • Der Weg Einer Freiheit (Black Metal
  • ERRA (Metalcore)
  • Gojira (Death Metal)
  • Ensiferum (again)

Disgust

  • IGORRR (???)
  • Gutalax (Grindcore)
  • Dehumanizing Itatrian Worship (Grindcore?)

Fear

  • Lifelover
  • Hollow Prophet (Deathcore)

I wanna set the world on fire

  • Primordial

Just vibing

  • Mesarthim (Chill Space Black Metal)
  • Long Distance Calling (Instrumental)
  • Vola (Djent/Progressive)
  • Brutus (Post-Rock)
  • The Moth Gatherer (Sludge/Drone Metal)
  • Sisare (Progressive Rock)
  • Ne Obliviscaris (Progressive)
  • Rammstein (Industrial Metal)

Creating this list I noticed, that many songs and bands fit multiple moods, which kind of made it hard for me to öin down which emotion I would assign them lol

Do you have any suggestions as well?

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

I know IGORRR as a breakcore artist haha

loo , (edited )
@loo@lemmy.world avatar

LOL, I guess that’s fitting for some of his songs! If you listen to others like “ieuD” it’s more on the Metal side, but they always keep you guessing whatever they may come up with next

Creosm , in Lemona
@Creosm@lemmy.world avatar

When life gives you lemons, have lemonightmares

feelbetterdude , in Lemona

Hire that fucker as a langolier.

Codemancer , (edited ) in Windows 7

I love the attention to detail, putting the upsell “30days of msn premium” between the “start” and “all programs” buttons, beautiful.

TrickDacy , in Lemona

If anyone ever had a friend who never had anything good happen to them and you wonder if something is up with them mentally…totally the same vibes as this post

Rhynoplaz , in Excellent

He ate McDonald’s for 30 days. He was vegetarian and into fitness the rest of his life.

CountVon ,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

He was a raging alcoholic who hid his illness from the medical professionals who examined him as part of his Super Size Me “experiment.” A lifetime of booze did way more damage than 30 days of McDs possibly could.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Agree, the fucking veggies did this guy in.

Nythos ,

Vegans are a government PsyOp to get people to eat more veggies as a means of population control.

psud ,

And, of course the seventh day adventists, but for ruttyness control

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Alcohol is made from veggies

FlexibleToast ,

And a whole lot of alcohol.

nul42 , in Lemona

This is Pacman on level 256.

perishthethought , in Excellent

See also: the documentary starting Mr Spurlock titled, Super Size Me

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

“That is the joke” -McBain

acutfjg , in Lemona

Goosebump vibes

stanka , in Excellent

No one was able to replicate the level of health complications from the movie. Apparently he was a raging alcoholic.

Alcohol kills. McDonalds is just sorta bad.

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

That’s true. He died of pancreatic cancer. Heavy alcohol use can lead to conditions such as chronic pancreatitis, which is known to increase pancreatic cancer risk. The largest associated cause of pancreatic cancer is food that is cooked until charred or blackened, which you won’t find much of at McDonald’s.

With that being said, don’t eat at McDonald’s. It’s terribly malnutritious, laden with chemical treatments, and sourced by forced prison slave labor.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

sourced by forced prison slave labor.

this one is news to me. how?

disguy_ovahea ,
can ,

A hidden path to America’s dinner tables begins here, at an unlikely source – a former Southern slave plantation that is now the country’s largest maximum-security prison.

One line in and already sounds like a horrible parody of the states that we’d call too on the nose

disguy_ovahea ,

It’s unfortunately constitutionally protected to use prisoners as slaves, so this is a nationwide problem.

can ,

Still sounds like a dystopian parody.

disguy_ovahea ,

It certainly does.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

holy shit

pelespirit ,
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who would actually try this? They said that McDonalds stopped the super-size shortly after wards, so it would have been hard to replicate anyway.

Guntrigger ,

His method wasn’t specifically about eating super-size, it was just that he ate nothing but McDonald’s for a month (and probably a lot of booze according to various sources).

Pulptastic ,

Whenever they tried to upsell him (super size, pie, shake, etc) he said yes

Guntrigger ,

That’s true, but that only amounted to 9 meals out of 90 over the month. It wasn’t really the burning issue, just a knee jerk reaction to the title of the film.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I believe a school tested it with some volunteers, someone also challenged the original movie by eating a healthy amount of calories of just McDonald’s food.

can ,

Yup

Spurlock also admitted to struggling with alcoholism. While reflecting on his sobriety journey, Spurlock told ABC News he had to start with himself, adding, “I wished I’d done it 10 years ago.”

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As someone who also struggled with alcoholism, I wish I quit way sooner than I did.

This September will mark 6 years sober.

It’s the longest I’ve ever been sober in my entire life.

Tylerdurdon ,

I’ve lost a brother and highschool friend to it. You’re doing great, man. Stay with it.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve lost quite a few people to various addictions over the years. Only 1 to drinking.

Storytime if you're curiousThat one still haunts me oftentimes (though not as much as it used to) about a decade later. They were my long-term boyfriend at the time and after our mutual long-term girlfriend passed away suddenly we both fell off the wagon hard. I made it out the other side of the path of self destruction, they didn’t. And when they passed I fell even harder into alcoholism. My wakeup call was when my doctor asked how many drinks I had per week and when I told him he had me go through the math right there for how I calculated it. It was over 300. I was there because of some health issues that turned out to be liver problems. I got sober a few months later.

Sobriety can be a real bitch to maintain at first but it gets easier the longer you’re sober. Especially if you utilize the new found clarity of mind to address the causes of your addiction.

I’ll never drink again.

can ,

That’s still awesome progress. Congratulations.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thank you

It wasn’t easy but I’d recommend it to everyone for sure

grrgyle ,

Nice! I’m not even at a full year and I’m like, damn if I’d known the dry life would be so much better I would’ve never started drinking. Physically/mentally/emotionally/(sexually) everything has just got better. Even things like singing and dancing (which I could barely bring myself to do after a full night of boozing) are better sober.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

This month marks 15 years sober for a friend of mine. Keep up the great work, you can do it.

AndrasKrigare ,
deegeese , in Excellent

Only took 20 years!

wischi , in Lemona

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