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pearsaltchocolatebar , in Master Chef in the making

But that’s only 33% accurate. Relish is pickled fruits and vegetables and white bread isn’t brioche.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

It is when you go to a hipster food truck that charges $15 not including tip.

Source: I go to a lot of food trucks.

variants ,

One time we saw this weener slinger in a parking lot that basically had a drive-thru operation going and we got intrigued but wernt hungry at the time.

So we went out looking for him again on another day and found him somewhere else and got ready for some dinner glizzies, but he was charging $14!

We had come all this way so we had to still get them and they were very good with a side of fries and a canned drink but no matter what $14 for a hot dog is just not right

BCsven ,

But it is 14 for hotdog, fries and drink. sounds pretty much like any fastfood pricing tbh

Daxtron2 ,

Its 0%. Peanuts aren’t nuts despite the name

Buford_T_Justice ,

This guy legumes

Daxtron2 ,

legume deez nuts

danc4498 ,

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MonkderDritte ,

But pickles wouldn’t fit to Nutella.

Klanky , in Master Chef in the making
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Also, LinkedIn

Zagorath , in Master Chef in the making
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

[In the voice of Janet] Not a nut.

Exusia OP ,
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MisterNeon , in Master Chef in the making
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

No matter how old I get I still love PB&J.

Eol , in Master Chef in the making

You sound like my old co worker. It’s hilarious once you realize they aren’t shit at doing shit.

frickineh , in Master Chef in the making

I’m the worst about this. My mom and I will try a new restaurant and I’ll be talking about “oh this needs acid, that’s the perfect amount of heat, blah blah.” Meanwhile, I’m over here “cooking” noodles with a pile of kimchi every other day because that’s all I ever have in the fridge.

BCsven ,

Same. We find restaurants a challenge because at home I make everthing from scratch, including sauces, and it is way above par…but also this week the fridge was low so i had a coffee and a large spoon of those fried dried onions for breakfast

frickineh ,

Oh I’m the opposite - I’m not a very good cook because I don’t enjoy doing it. I’m pretty good with flavors because I’m not afraid of seasonings, but my knife skills are bordering on Worst Cook in America levels. The abuse I have wrought upon poor, innocent, delicious onions is a crime.

Also, if you like the fried onions, have you seen the jalapeno version? So good. I’ve started putting them on everything.

BCsven ,

Good tip, thanks

JayDee , in Airport security be like part 2

Apparently new x-ray systems are now able to differentiate the density of water from other more dangerous chemicals, which has made so some airport customs do in fact allow water bottles through.

Video talking about it

RobotZap10000 ,

In Schiphol, Amsterdam you don’t have to remove your electronics or bottles from your bag, just shove it all in one tray and you’re good to go! It’s so much faster than any other airport I’ve been to.

devfuuu , in there is a point beyond which I cannot see

Dark and moist.

Catsrules ,

Sounds like mold might be in their future.

intensely_human , in Just the little things

Planning the murder of 500,000 people

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
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landlords and foreign imperialists are not people.

GiveMemes ,

dehumanization of the other

Whooooah there buddy.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

would somebody PLEASE think of the leeches and colonial mass murderers

GiveMemes ,

Ah, yes, all societies and situations are homogeneous I forgot.

Besides that, people deserve to die for playing by the rules of the system in which we live? Why not change the rules to prevent abuse?

Clown

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

you liberals are such fuckig morons, its unbelievable.

i suppose, according to you the slaves of haiti should have simply forgiven the slavers, since they were “playing by the rules”. this institutionality fetish of yours is the same excuse fascists use to justify their crimes. “the untermenschen werent playing by the rules.”

please read theory. especially engels, lenin and mao.

GiveMemes ,

I do read theory. I just know theory isnt the be all end all of understanding the world. If it was, that would be great, but you just happen to agree with this guys philosophical musings. Besides that, you call me a liberal when I’m literally not but whatever.

You’re arguing with an imaginary friend and a beautiful strawman opinion you made for him to hold.

I never said anything about Haiti, but comparing anybody living in a first world country (the vast majority of this site’s users and where such a revolution is more likely to take place) to a slave is disingenuous at absolute best.

I also don’t think that Dessalines needed to massacre the remaining french people on the island. I’m willing to bet I have a better und3rstanding of the haitian revolution than you. You know they reinstated slavery within a couple of years, right? Read some Trouillot.

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dessalines ,
GiveMemes ,

That literally has nothing to do with what Im talking about, which you should really know given your username. I’m done here.

sparkle , (edited )

Isn’t the context about the overthrow of the Russian Empire by communist revolutionaries? Not modern first-worlders? Am I missing something here? Why would “foreign imperialists” be relevant to modern first-worlders?

That being said, to actually answer your line of questioning, it is the correct solution to change society while ALSO overthrowing and locking up the oppressors. That may involve the elite dying, but those deaths are necessary. Peaceful reformism and strict nonviolence policies never works – unless you consider extremely high amounts of unnecessary suffering for innocents to achieve comparatively minor goals as “success” (cough cough Nelson Mandela). Even Gandhi and MLK (who took most of his influence from Gandhi), although nonviolence advocates, were well aware that violence is often necessary to achieve a better future, and much of the work they did was to the benefit of violent/militant revolutionaries (although of course they’re portrayed a lot more neutered/“deradicalized”, as well as the roles of complete compliance to nonviolence being completely overstated while violent methods are hidden away as if they didn’t exist, not even to be mentioned).

After capture though, death pentalty is not the way to go, but life imprisonment is fine and they may have a chance to be released later, mostly depending on their status/loyalty. I’m sure a lot of “revolutionaries” would disagree with me though, but I’m not an “eye for an eye” believer… I suppose if you’re in a situation where the former imperialist rulers would likely have power to directly cause damage while detained or incarcerated, or they’re likely to escape or be “rescued”, then it would be justified to chop off their heads or put a bullet in their cranium.

The core issue is that these people (the oppressors/ruling class) can not be rehabilitated, and are likely to stir up considerable trouble and disrupt when they have the opportunity, either in a bid to regain their power, or out of a large feeling of loss that makes them go nuts. You can’t always reasonably ensure that they won’t try to fuck shit up in the future.

That’s just my view, but of course there are people other than me who are just bloodthirsty for vengeance (my opinion is that they’re not thinking all too rationally and it’s the same mindset as parents that hit/yell at their kids, they’re convincing themselves it’s for the greater good but in reality it’s just attempting to satisfy their feelings of anger). Either way, I see their lives as considerably less valuable than the lives of the people they oppressed, not because they have an inherently evil soul or something, but because they are already too far gone and only can bring chaos to the world.

davel ,
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Just vote for a classless society, you fool, you absolute baffoon.
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We live in bourgeois “democracies,” which were formed from bourgeois revolutions. These states weren’t created to represent us, and they never have and never will. The rules of the system can’t be reformed into socialism, because the bourgeoisie will never allow it. They would sooner unleash fascism on us (again in the case of Europe) than relinquish ownership of the means of production.

Rosa Luxemburg, 1900: Reform or Revolution

Pothetato , in Rainbow capitalism moment
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Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

vrek , in Airport security be like part 2

We can’t let you bring this bottle of “water” on the plane because it me an explosive…so I’m just gonna to throw it into this garbage can full of all the other potential explosives in the most densely packed area of the airport…

madcaesar ,

A tiny container of “explosive” liquid like that would barely do any damage in the trashcan. Worst case it would injure a few people.

The same explosion at 30,000 in the plane would be catastrophic.

I get TSA is a lot of bullshit, but there is no really good solution for this except some hyper rapid liquid tester.

Which just isn’t worth it dump it out and refill it past the gate.

son_named_bort , in Google be like

That’s okay, I’ll just download more RAM.

VindictiveJudge ,
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I’m hoping that advances in 3D printers will make this a reality in my lifetime.

Matriks404 , in Google be like

This meme is posted so often, some people may actually believe that Chrome uses a lot of RAM. And it uses about the same amount of RAM as Firefox.

Piemanding ,

From what I heard is that it uses a lot of RAM so it can run faster and will smartly lower its RAM usage if you are running low.

corsicanguppy , in Google be like

I’m pretty sure all 183 tabs are in 2g.

0x2d , in Google be like

chromium also runs really slowly on my old 11" thinkpad since it tries to use crazy visual effects on a celeron

firefox runs fine on it

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