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MeetInPotatoes , in Dude, do not show your wife

Just a squirrel tryin to get a nut man, don’t hate.

acetanilide , in When I'm cc'd on an email

Especially when I’m not supposed to be on the email

bulwark ,

Ooo, that’s the best. I got roped in on some email chain for a home association board in Scottsdale Arizona. I even voted a few times by email until they caught on.

acetanilide ,

Lmao this is brilliant

MeetInPotatoes , in You wanted AI, didn't you

That’s just cause AI can’t make it’s mouth into the shape of an O while it says "Feb-ROO-ary.

davel , in Oh you mean Tuesday
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TropicalDingdong , in You wanted AI, didn't you

“Do you remuary… –the 21st night of Sepuary?”

Aurenkin ,

Rememuary rememuary, the 5th of Novuary.

lauha ,

Remember, remember!
The fifth of novuary
The gunpowder treason and plot

The_Helmet_Stays_On ,

Wake me up when Sepuary ends

ninjabard , in Microtransactions...

That’s a funny Ubisoft logo.

holycrap , in Oh you mean Tuesday

Log in naked. Assert your dominance.

CosmicTurtle0 , in Who could have seen this coming except for people warning about it for decades

This should read as:

Regulators: allows the meat industry to put creatures in the filthiest conditions possible disease starts spreading and affecting the industryRegulators: 😧

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

More like:

Meat industry: lobbies regulators and focuses on profits above all else despite every warning against it

disease starts spreading and affecting the industry

Meat industry: 😮

Fedizen ,

This is spot on. The meat industry for years has been trusted because of regulation. The moment you take away regulation you take away trust and start a race to the bottom. Ask any of these other deregulated industries:

-News and Television -Deregulated in the 90s

-Boeing and commercial aircraft - Merged unchallenged in the 90s and the FAA allowed “self reporting”

-Banks - Deregulated in the 90s.

gdog05 ,

This really should read as:

Republicans defund regulation budgets to appease meat producers’ donations.

Regulators: “there’s three of us”

Meat producers: “we have no incentive to follow existing laws and standards which were lax as hell to begin with.”

brokenlcd , in Piracy

I have had uni professors sign books to make sure people actually bought new books and not used ones (he wrote them); unfortunately for him i had access to toluene to get pen ink off; did the same to all of my peers; Fuck those kind of professors

puppy ,

Do what happened if you bring a book to class already signed?

brokenlcd , (edited )

He threatened you to either buy a new book or he would make your uni career hell, one of my mates did it, at the last exam he sent him back 5 times, the last time he went to take the exam the coordiator said “what else have you got to ask to him; he told you everything in your course; [insert name] give me the paper” he signed the paper and sent him off; the prof. Still gave him only 60/100.

I still want to slap that piece of shit.

After that i taught other people in the uni to do that; he tried to mitigate by writing over the printed title of the book; hoping that any tampering would be evident; toluene didn’t touch the toner, so it didn’t work

Edit: grammar mistake (thanks mac)

puppy , (edited )

Sounds like a pos.

Also that sounds very illegal, no complaints have been filed or anything?

brokenlcd ,

Here in italy no one gives a quater of a fuck about that kind of shit. Good thing is that the same can be said when after the last exams he always needs to call a tow truck since he won’t have tires, not even cameras were able to stop them, and i’m quite sure other professors turn a blind eye to them since they also hate him.

Spawn7586 , (edited )
@Spawn7586@lemmy.world avatar

I knew you were italian as soon as I read that lol. Basically my uni life too

yetAnotherUser ,

Do Italian professors know their students’ names? Over here, two countries to the North, no professor knows anything about their students.

Mora ,

If you mean Germany: Depends. At my smaller university quite a few professors knew my name and others had something I would consider a friendship.

Mac ,

hi 👋

just fyi:
“teach” is one of those words in English that has a different suffix for it’s past-tense: it is “taught”.
Eg. “They taught me to sew.”
“teached” is improper.

Note: not to be confused with “taut” which is pronounced the same.

:)

brokenlcd ,

I had originally wrote taught but i confused it with “pulling something tight” so i went with what would get the point across even if it was wrong.

Edit: fixed it now

Rekorse ,

No judgment, I think its interesting the little high-stakes decisions we make like this though.

“Oh no which spelling is it? Is there time to search it up? Oh no my train of thought is fading! Send send send!”

assa123 ,

Thank you for pointing out a mistake in a very polite way while being informative. You deserve an applesauce for making a better internet 👏.

Mango ,

That should be illegal. If not illegal, then worthy of a random thug stabbing.

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What an absolute buffoon.

stoicwisesigma ,

You know what I also hate? When professors take your phone while in class. I had a professor that did that back in my days of gender studies college and he saw nudes of my they/them girlfriend at the time. Mannn it was an awkward rest of the class and he didn’t tell anyone, but I really showed him, ended up taking the day off next day and nailed his wife. Dude never found out or anything, turns out her wife has had countless orgies with several other guys while he’s busy at school teaching students. Still never confirmed whether he found out or not.

Overall, lost my train of thought, in response to your comment they do it to be sure you have the most recent information in the book, don’t see an issue tbh.

Rekorse ,

The specific case here was the professor had a financial stake in new books being sold.

I do agree updated editions with new information could be important, but again when theres a financial incentive to sell new books, the obvious lean will be towards making new versions even if there is no new information.

Since the books can be required, they should be required to show proof they have substantially added to their edition or else relegate it to a minor revision (maybe adding sub-editions like 1.0, 1.1, 1.2; where you only need the first number to be current). Right now its a whole lot of, “Trust us you need this book and the only pre-owned versions are out of date”.

As a side thought, this is the kind of thing that makes me wonder if they use the book costs to weed out those that will not allow themselves to be abused to that degree. This would leave only those who would conform to their leader/manager/teacher and are less likely to try to change the system.

lost_faith ,

Version 3 is ToTaLlY different from v2, i switched all the chapters around

Rekorse ,

Cue someone creating a script to convert the new chapters to the old ones!

orb360 ,

Buy/collect used books off students after they finish the course… Remove the ink, resell undercutting him by a ton and make a huge profit!

brokenlcd , (edited )

Nah I’m fine with spreading how to remove the sign, there are already enough people capitalizing on education here

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Time to sell toluene! taps temple

MeowZedong , (edited )
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Side note: to anyone looking to follow this method, please try to limit the amount of toluene you are exposed to by wearing gloves and working in a well ventilated space. It can do dirty shit to your nervous system and I’ve seen chemists start to experience symptoms from relatively little exposure to the fumes.

brokenlcd , (edited )

In general if you can get a respirator or at least an n95 mask if you still have them from covid(apparently that doesnt work); also make tries on an old book before going on the good one, at least if you mess up it isn’t another hole punched in your wallet

MeowZedong ,
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A respirator with an organic vapor trap will work, but an N95 will do essentially nothing for chemical vapors besides give you a false sense of safety.

If you have nothing, do your work outside and don’t work with your face directly over areas with the toluene.

Thcdenton , in Guess I'll just burn

73 is my ideal temp, but fuck lockin the thermostat. It should be set lowest temp desired by anyone. You can always wear a hoodie. But the human torch in your life can only get so naked.

The_Hideous_Orgalorg ,

Wait until you pay the bill and someone thinks they need to crank the heat instead of putting on a sweater.

Thcdenton ,

My dads like that. He’s diabetic and he doesn’t like blankets 🙃

Passerby6497 ,

That’s all well and good until you have someone in your household with circulatory issues and can’t warm themselves up effectively. Sucks having to be warm all the time so they’re not cold and in pain.

Thcdenton ,

Yup I mentioned that earlier with my pops. He hates the ac. I’ll roast a little bit if it helps him tho.

cmgvd3lw , in Dude, do not show your wife

Wait a minute, I know where it goes from here.

lightnegative , in Who could have seen this coming except for people warning about it for decades

Consumers: only buy the cheapest regardless of how it’s produced, ensuring a race to the bottom

Producers: lower standards to increase production so they can sell meat for the lowest cost

Consumers when they find out what that entails: shocked pikachu face

FiskFisk33 ,

I highly doubt that chain of causation to be true. Had people paid more, the producers would still lower their cost base as much as possible, in order to maximize profits.

bigFab ,

Yup. The meat industry, like all food gets completely away from climate pollution tax. The government’s climate solution is forcing you to sell your gas car and buy a freakin’ Tesla.

BudgetBandit ,

Don‘t forget that this makes their asses wet AF

lost_faith ,

Corporations: Under pay employees for decades

Consumers: only buy the cheapest regardless of how it’s produced, ensuring a race to the bottom

Producers: lower standards to increase production so they can sell meat for the lowest cost

Consumers when they find out what that entails: shocked pikachu face

FTFY

crawancon , in Dude, do not show your wife

tbh, I was half expecting to see the porn hub icon on the Pic. lol

zonsopkomst , in Guess I'll just burn
@zonsopkomst@lemmy.ml avatar

Easy, I just need a wire, toothpaste, bubblegum, and and a watch crystal. Problem solved!

youpie , in Microtransactions...
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you mean capitalism

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