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Th4tGuyII , in This game gave me PTSD 😩
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Went in expecting a slightly grittier CoD, and left with the horrors of war and saviour complexes.

I cannot reccomend this game enough - it's just a shame it got delisted over music licencing, so you can only get it secondhand now.

EherVielleicht , in I mean it.
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Hi German here, we say fuck ICE a lot because it’s a fast Train who always comes late. But to make a long story short, I am missing something here, what does ICE stand for?

spaghetti_hitchens ,

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They're basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

LordCrom ,

And don’t forget about separating parents from children, holding illegal immigrants in overcrowded cells made from chain link fences inside buildings… They are America’s version of the Show me your papers patrol.

Xephonian ,

Blame the parents for not immigrating legally. ICE is there to protect our borders. Want open borders? You can donate your house first. Oh not your house? Then fuck off.

Millions live here legally. “It’s hard!” is not an excuse.

skulblaka ,
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Blame the fact that it’s so difficult to immigrate legally yet an overwhelming number of businesses rely on cheap immigrant labor. This is a feature, not a bug, because they can pay the illegal immigrants less and abuse them without fear of reprisal because if the employer gets any attitude about it, they call ICE and have the worker deported and replaced with the next struggling desperate immigrant.

There is no illegal worker in the US that would rather be an illegal worker than a legal carded one. The system is stacked against them because it saves businesses money to do so.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Don’t forget to save some blame for the CIA destabilizing South American governments and terrible living conditions for a huge percentage of the population.

Xephonian ,

South American governments should get their shit together. But they can’t and we all know why. Importing that here is like shitting in your pool then wondering why no one want to swim at your pool party.

Belastend ,

Yeah we all know why. Because every time someone improves conditions for their citizens and nationalized american industries, they get Allende’d.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

It’s pretty hard to “get your shit together” when a hegemonic for profits from you not having your shit together.

In the mean time, what should the regular people do? Just keep suffering through society in a chokehold from drug cartels? Keep raising their kids there?

Xephonian ,

I blame the idiots that think prosperity we enjoy here in the USA is some sort of unlimited resource and that we can just print money when we run out.

Go ahead, print more money. Hope you’ve already bought your wheelbarrow.

skulblaka ,
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Yes, because naturally no other country in the world enjoys a similar level of prosperity without creating an underclass that they abuse for their profit.

We don’t need to print more money, we have more than enough money. We just need to recirculate the money we do have. There is plenty of money in the USA for most citizens to live a comfortable life without exploitation, but 80% of that money is buried in the pockets of corporations and 15% of the remaining 20% is buried in the pockets of billionaires.

Xephonian ,

naturally no other country in the world enjoys a similar level of prosperity without creating an underclass that they abuse for their profit.

There literally isn’t. Whine about the percentages all you want. You still have a higher standard of living than literally anywhere else in the world.

Capitalism did that. It’s not perfect but it’s better than anything else.

skulblaka ,
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Right, so Finland, France, Germany, Norway, New Zealand, Japan, Australia, Korea, Spain, the Netherlands, and Italy all don’t exist. Got it.

Xephonian ,

without creating an underclass that they abuse for their profit.

Just because you don’t know about them, doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

zephr_c ,

Remember, if you want to let other people move, it also automatically gives them the legal right to steal your house and leave you homeless. That’s why I’m living under a bridge while a family from Mississippi has taken my house. Its okay though. They were born on the plot of dirt between Canada and Mexico, so really that means they’re defending my freedom by stealing my house.

Xephonian ,

They have to move somewhere right? So why not your house?

Oh right, you’re fine with giving away other peoples things.

Just not yours.

zephr_c ,

Who said anything about giving things away? You just made that up. What, you think immigrants are stealing your jobs and also not paying rent? That’s not how thing work in the real world. The only people getting your stuff are the prisons full of innocent people who just wanted a chance at a better life.

Xephonian ,

Whoops turns out you’re ignorant of reality - apnews.com/…/fact-check-nyc-migrants-credit-debit…

"The city is launching a pilot program that will provide migrants with prepaid debit cards to buy only food and baby supplies, "

But the Democrats are losing voters in record numbers, they had to do something to make the election rigging in 2025 look plausible. Solution: import millions of ‘voters’ and give them free shit.

LordCrom ,

So, food stamps so that people don’t starve…
Oh and just an FYI, immigrants can’t vote. Just so you know.

LordCrom ,

We dont need open borders, we need a immigration system that can deal with the number of people seeking asylum.

You want a steady stream not a flood.

But I get why people risk it to come here. You can walk down the street without worrying about getting killed, kidnapped, tortured, raped… How about we send some of that 895 billion of pentagon dollars to Mexico for law enforcement instead. Like 10 billion, 1 jet fighter. Make Mexico safe for civilians, create job opportunities, and illegal immigration will slow.

NakariLexfortaine ,

United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement, border patrol. They’re notorious for the abuse of immigrants(even legal ones) trying to cross over from Mexico.

volvoxvsmarla ,

For real, fuck ICE. My fully booked evening train got cancelled after we had already boarded, the next two that day were fully booked as well, I had to find an airbnb with a toddler and travel the next day, and they replaced just half of the ticket price because I cOuLD HaVe tAKeN AnOtHer TrAiN

On the other hand their child merch is cute af

Venator ,

How would taking another train even help with the ticket price?

groet ,

If your train is canceled, your ticket is automatically valid for all other trains going in the same direction (doesnt have to be the same route, as long as it will reasonably take you to your destination) for the whole day.

Depending on how mutch later the next connection arrives, you can get all/parts of your ticket price back.

Default_Defect ,
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You found an airbnb with a toddler? Did they serve you drinks or something?

volvoxvsmarla ,

Just to be clear, I brought the toddler, they didn’t provide the toddler

Vakbrain ,

Not gonna lie, I thought it was about Internal Combustion Engines at first.

deadbeef79000 ,

Fuck them too!

caseyweederman ,

You’re not a dragon.

lseif ,

in australia, we say f*** ice because its another word for crystal meth

PsychedSy ,

In lemmo we say fuck because why the fuck did you censor fuck?

lseif ,

because not everyone likes to swear. i know, shock horror!

PsychedSy ,

But…then…use a different word?

I’m so confused. You still swore. We knew what you meant and you knew what you meant. You just censored the text. We’ve got alternatives with no censoring. Message me for Jesus Approved cursing. (please don’t)

Edit: removed zoomer slight.

lseif ,

sorry, are you the swear police ??

the phrase that people are repeating is not ‘screw ice’ or ‘screw the police’. ‘f***’ is much closer to the original. i just prefer not to type out the actual letters; is that so bad ?

PsychedSy ,

Sometimes, yeah. A lot of the time peeps don’t know what they can get away with.

I don’t think it’s bad, but it does confuse me and confusion is no fun.

hakunawazo , (edited )

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8f3a1ad5-e258-421d-a03a-e622263d1875.jpeg
for reference
But on topic: The regional trains are also often late for always the same standard random reasons.

EherVielleicht ,
@EherVielleicht@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

To Vanilla.

AngryCommieKender ,

Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Basically the federal border control cops that for some damn reason have jurisdiction anywhere within 250 miles of the border.

baduhai ,

Internal combustion engine.

TastyWheat , in You still have three wishes.

So many gamed

programmer_belch , in All the stuf
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The allreo. All the package stuffing inside one oreo

Thatuserguy , in All the stuf

I feel like modern day mega stuffed is what double stuffed used to be. Normal oreos now only have just enough of a thin layer of cream to get away with not being sued for false advertising

Rolive , in This game gave me PTSD 😩

Do you feel like a hero yet?

dead_man , in You still have three wishes.

@furycd001 try buying from GOG. They won't anymore

furycd001 OP ,
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I personally don’t buy many games anymore. Most of the games that I play are either half-life mods, TF2C , older valve games like DMC & DODS, or the original Quake & Doom games…

taiyang , in You still have three wishes.

Funny how I’m an era with 70inch+ TVs, split screen feels like a relic. No, instead we had to do our split screen on 18inch CRTs. Tsk.

At least it exists still in the indie sphere (and I guess Lego games, when far apart!).

CaptainBlagbird ,
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Aaah those times… Were you an over/under, or a side-by-side player?

taiyang ,

Side by side, but let’s be honest, over/under gives a better field of vision. Depends on the game, I guess.

Woe to the people with more siblings and the four way split.

NakariLexfortaine ,

The Four Way Split was glorious chaos, and only the craftiest screenpeeker survived. You learned psychological warfare, trying to make everyone second guess which section was theirs.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Over/under should give you a wider field of vision, unless it’s some bullshit like COD Cold War where my gf and I go to shoot zombies together and it puts black bars around 20% of the screen and makes it feel cramped on a 70” tv.

MeatsOfRage ,
BCsven ,

Lego split screen did it well. side by side but if you move to some areas and other player does other things the vertical line starts to tilt and go horizontal, especially as you merge screens for co-op tasks

taiyang ,

Funny, cause my wife found that kind of annoying for some reason. Iirc, it was optional though. (I ultimately had to solo most of the ones I had, but I’ll get back into it when my kids are older, haha)

Xantar , in All the stuf

Orererererererererererererererereo

nieceandtows , in You still have three wishes.

There are two ways to interpret this. Either the genie fulfilled this one for free, or the genie thinks this is a good wish but there’s no way to fulfill this, so tells him he still has his 3 wishes. Wonder which one it is.

unreachable , in In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!
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grue , in Ice cream sandwich has some funny ad reads

I barely watched any of them, but Sampson Boat Co (the people rebuilding Tally Ho) put together some moderately high-effort sponsor segments, with a melodramatic plot and hammy acting and costumes made out of construction materials and such.

bane_killgrind ,

YES

ours ,

Internet Historian’s ads are also hilarious and worth watching.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Ironic, considering those ad segments are the only original content…

ours ,

I guess he… dug his own hole on that one.

BroBot9000 , in This game gave me PTSD 😩
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More games like this and HiFi rush and less yearly triple A cash grabs.

We don’t need another COD or a yearly FIFA patch, give us some damn originally and some fucking emotions besides hype building marketing techniques.

Gutek8134 ,
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Unfortunately, Microshit shut down the devs behind Hi-Fi Rush

BroBot9000 ,
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I know… thanks for reminding me 🤪🔫

TachyonTele , in In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

name?

SatansMaggotyCumFart OP ,

Sailor Moon.

TachyonTele ,

Does she do other videos?

bruhduh , in I feel bad for the big guy
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Is that oblivion reference?

MisplacedAstronaut OP ,
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This is a scene from The Dark Knight Rises but with Pink Guy (Filthy Frank, Joji) imposed over the space where Batman is supposed to be.

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