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son_named_bort ,

People who need glasses

kittenzrulz123 ,

I can’t see shit because I have shit eyesight

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted OP ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fair enough.

moosetwin ,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well

Kusimulkku ,

Also for nosightedness

shneancy ,

as well as being blind and constipated

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

People of average height:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0b2ae30f-35ec-47e3-bee2-7b8f017be049.jpeg

shroomad ,
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I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted OP ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They’re too tall for the bottom shelf.

octoperson ,

It’s cloudy up there

NPC ,

For example, when I’m cooking, I have to stand back quite far just to be able to see under the range hood. Or how there’s almost no public bathroom where I can see my face in the mirror. You’d be surprised how often we have to bend down just to see stuff

glibg10b ,

They’re too tall for the bottom of the bowl.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

Kolanaki ,
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You can’t reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can’t reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

We are not the same.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

SkyJuice ,

Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

elbucho ,
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I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted OP ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s a secret. I can’t tell you.

Jesus_666 ,

You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

A tease.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted OP ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A tease.

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