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tubaruco ,

i like how this isnt nsfw but random memes saying “fuck” in the caption are

Kolanaki ,
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It’s only gay because they don’t fly straight.

NeverNudeNo13 ,

For those of you who don’t know… the caliber is usually known as 9mm Parabellum… so there is a joke in there too.

Akasazh ,
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For those who don’t know, extended edition:

Parabellum is from the phrase ‘Si vis pacem, para bellum’ ( if you want peace, prepare for war), which is adapted from a statement found in Roman author Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus’s tract Dē Rē Mīlitārī.

The sentence was the motto of the Deutsche Waffen und Munitionsfabriken, the German weapons and munitions factory, which developed the 7.65 mm and 9mm parabellum rounds.

cosmictrickster ,
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Deep penetration. Hell of a cum shot.

creditCrazy ,
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Man ever since Jerry visited the shooting range he’s been a real dick in the head

havokdj ,

Those’ll really fuck anything they go into

ThePantser ,
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Gonna give you 😎 just the tip.

cacheson ,
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Something something penetrator tip

majestictechie ,

Can come down my barrel any day

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Great now it’s stuck in there

FunkyMonk ,

Yeah I don't trust those, I've used them before and sometimes you barely touch them and they just go off.

wreckedcarzz ,
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It was ONE TIME!

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

At least they’re hard as metal

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

They have medication for that now

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

rifle cocked and ready to rock...

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Wouldn’t that cause the bullets to not fly straight?

Oh!

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Exactly! Bringing a whole new meaning to ‘Gays gotta Slay’.

Also, you’re a fucking mod here?! Congrats. Please do lemme know if I screw up. Not my intentions.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Omg, I am. Someone’s having a laugh. Lol

Although I guess I’m on Lemmy enough and don’t mind helping if I see something that needs moderating.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Wait you didn’t even know? Okay that’s good.

xusontha ,

Does that make you an admiral here?

congrats on the promotion-Boimler talking to Rutherford

KairuByte ,
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Lmao the fact that it was apparently a surprise to you makes this interaction priceless.

thefartographer ,

In my experience, that’s my mother’s job. She lets me know frequently…

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

They’re gonna keyhole so hard, ugh. Yeah right onto the splatter target.

dipshit ,

Bunch of little pricks.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Okay, that’s good.

dipshit ,

My MC name is Lil Box o’ Dicks.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, it’s 9mm so it will just go in and out.

Giggity

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