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match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

gravitas_deficiency ,

It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

MSG is not dangerous.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

you’re right, it’s about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google “E621 hyper” for more about that

Decoy321 ,

You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?

occhionaut ,

Just wants to watch the world cum

Zozano ,

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

sebinspace ,

Holup.

AgentOrangesicle ,
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

Player2 ,

Good point and you are right, but I’m afraid you missed the joke

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it’s totally safe. Google “E621 safe vore” for more info about it being safe to eat

MaxMouseOCX ,

“Vore” - suspiciousfry.jpg

I haven’t seen any Vore shit for a long time… Maybe I’ll look a bit later when not in a work device.

Hotdogman ,

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…

I don’t even know what to fn say.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

“YES”

Devorlon ,

I’ve had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

Brisolo32 ,

The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?

Mestone ,

Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the “with rice” bonus!

AcesFullOfKings ,

let’s not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

THED4NIEL ,

Did you know…

saxysammyp ,

This guy gets it.

ShustOne ,

Was looking for this haha

Noodle07 ,

That’s what I instantly thought about… The Internet ruined us

Amaltheamannen ,

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

M0oP0o ,
@M0oP0o@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1fe12cd1-501e-4103-8fa7-ce3f6c0aaebd.jpeg

Green_Bay_Guy ,

I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

dolle , (edited )

But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says “cheese aroma” (“ostarom”) in Swedish.

Anarki_ ,

Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

dolle ,

Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

lapingvino ,

Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

Green_Bay_Guy ,

They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”. https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d83b7c58-20fd-4657-90b0-eacb97fe264a.png

omgitsaheadcrab ,

Oh cool a vaporeon… wait… wtf?!

zipzoopaboop ,

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

Ubermeisters ,

Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Watertok moment.

Player2 ,

Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)

Especially_the_lies ,

Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

Voli ,

I’ll gladly pm him

NoName ,

Hey This guys 10yo go check this out

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had “corn and cheese ice cream.” I don’t mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn’t a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

EhList ,
@EhList@lemmy.world avatar

Corn ice cream is great, queso ice cream not so much.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I could see corn. It’s sweet. But mixed with cheese?

EhList ,
@EhList@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah im less inclined to think they would be better together but who knows?

match , (edited )
@match@pawb.social avatar

Did you at least get some ensaymada or tsampurado with dilis?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea what that means, so no. I was there for work reasons (shooting a scene for a TV show).

CyberCatBytes ,
@CyberCatBytes@kbin.social avatar

Torille

debil ,

…rillaamaan

Dettweiler42 ,

Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

AgentOrangesicle ,
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

Tb0n3 ,

Vaporeon copypasta

csolisr ,

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

decay ,

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

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