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GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

While it’s commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it’s much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

atticus88th ,

Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.

awwwyissss ,

You don’t have to be gay to be dominant

HikingVet ,

He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.

Malfeasant ,

Aye sea what you did there…

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

MrBusinessII ,

That could apply to both these douchers

sanpedropeddler ,

Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I’ve never heard of him so idk.

chase_what_matters ,

Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass

Hobo ,

I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

He’s a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times

WoahWoah ,

that’s an entirely different person bro.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Oh, you’re right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They’re basically the same person though

WoahWoah ,

Except in all the ways you described them.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can’t say. Perhaps he’s just sneakier than Cawthorn

Kalkaline ,
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res.cloudinary.com/…/JMZCIO7GTZDDDJD2YO6NOE32WY.P… this is Dan Crenshaw’s district, it should speak volumes about the problems with gerrymandering.

Infynis ,
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    WoahWoah ,

    …no, he didn’t.

    Hobo ,

    Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don’t think he’s in danger of losing in the near furture.

    …wikipedia.org/…/2022_United_States_House_of_Repr…

    Catoblepas ,

    He’s an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn’t dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He’s just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.

    Infynis ,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    He’s also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    I was referring to “I can take isis on myself” hard man Leon.

    wieson ,

    Come on dude. We didn’t leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you’re smarter than them.

    RaivoKulli ,

    To me it seemed like an obvious joke

    doom_and_gloom ,
    @doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml avatar

    It is, and it’s hilarious.

    rustyfish ,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Cops?

    Sharpiemarker ,

    The venn diagram is a circle

    purahna ,
    @purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    “an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude’s got corrosive nuts

    LouNeko ,

    Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.

    sundrei ,
    @sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”

    PyroNeurosis ,
    @PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world avatar

    All that monster gotta end up somewhere.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.

    What’s in your wallet geedunk?

    MrShankles ,

    Dude. Gross.

    Funny as hell… but eww

    But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks shippy!

    sebinspace ,

    “You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    IRL anime protagonist

    arkannon ,

    You know what? Send him, see what happens

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.

    Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.

    Iheardyoubutsowhat ,

    I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

    RubiksIsocahedron ,

    Every narcissist thinks they’re different. They only makes themselves more similar to each other than normal people would be.

    BlackNo1 ,

    i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.

    ChefKalash ,

    The brave, brave mujahideen

    scottywh ,

    Fuck Dan Crenshaw

    dingleberry ,

    You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

    StealthToad ,

    I’m quite curious what this story is

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Didn’t he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?

    thefartographer ,

    Yeah, that’s the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Ah. Potato potato

    quicksand ,

    Tomato tomato

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    No u

    xusontha ,

    They’re not like the other girls

    Draegur ,

    skill issue

    silvercove ,

    Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!

    outer_spec ,
    @outer_spec@lemmy.studio avatar

    is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

    thefartographer ,

    Built different, blow up different

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