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midori ,

CRAWLING IN MY ASS

CallMeButtLove ,

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Somehow I think that makes it worse.

midori ,

Username checks out.

Diddlydee ,

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

watson387 ,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

That’s a good one. XD

tiredofsametab ,

In that great ass they call gichagumee (or something like that)

ScrollerBall ,

His ass, it is said, never gives up its dead When the skies of November turn gloomy

postnataldrip ,

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You In My Ass

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

An old Czech song just played on the radio…

“Bráním se dojetí” translates to “I resist being touched”, apparently

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Funny thing that sentence in slovenian would mean I am resisting grasping it (as in understanding).

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

Well, dojít also means “come to” as in “understand” or “deduce”, besides the usual meaning of “finish walking”. However, dojetí is the gerund-like form of either the verb dojet (“come to”/“arrive” but not on foot but by a land vehicle; though dojezd or příjezd is used more often) or way more commonly the verb dojmout se (“get moved [emotionally]”).

The most accurate translation of the song title would be “[I Am] Afraid To Get Emotional” but “Resisting Being Moved/Touched”, close to what Google came up with, is the best if syllable count needs to be preserved.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Bloodflood in my ass. Hmmmmm…

heyoni ,

Rip & Tear in my ass

Yep, been using it as an alarm clock lately 😂

Passerby6497 ,

Heh, that was in my most recent playlist too.

heyoni ,

Oh it’s great workout music

gnutrino ,

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

Rolive ,

Jarsquatter

Im_old ,

Baby shark in my ass

SurfinBird ,

Poo poo poo poo poo poo

superkret ,

In The End In My Ass

“I’ve put my thrust in yoooou, pushed as far as I can goooo…”

fossphi ,

In the end, it doesn’t even matter?

franklin , (edited )
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Symphony of Destruction in my ass

fitting because I recently contracted food poisoning

Thelie ,

I kissed a girl in my ass

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/037b0e99-671c-4107-a370-40037690c5d3.jpeg

Aurenkin ,

The Emptiness Machine In My Ass

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so exited for the album. I can’t wait to see what they do next!

And as for my answer, I saw the post right during the crossfade period between two songs, so I’ll let you choose:

Midnight Sun in my ass

Or

Demonic Future in my ass

Penta ,

Kreator, based as hell

watson387 ,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Square Hammer in my ass

slampisko ,

Ouch! (Great song tho)

davidagain ,

I hope you have the time of your life in my ass.

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