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JoeKis ,

Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1466b023-1a1a-4a6a-989e-91f09d6d6d7f.png

Tenthrow ,
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I know several women this would work on.

supercriticalcheese ,

Works gooda enough eh?

psycho_driver ,

Gouda

psycho_driver ,

Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?

madkins ,

Crackers love cheese

Even_Adder ,

That whole page is full of wild shit.

sentient_loom ,
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So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

pkmkdz ,

Bro tried them all but has skill issue

sentient_loom ,
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woe is bro

Nuke_the_whales ,

Book written by Charlie Kelly

Decoy321 ,

But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

mechoman444 ,

Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

(This is a joke)

Kolanaki ,
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Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!

OutlierBlue , (edited )

I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.

frezik ,

It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

niktemadur ,

Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

frezik ,

Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

ivanafterall ,
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Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?

niktemadur ,

“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.

blackjam_alex ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1b01d3f8-2d52-42ff-b7a8-a05fa2feee4d.png

TriflingToad ,

GOALS

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dating in Wisconsin

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.

Gullible ,

“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

VonCesaw ,

If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

Schlemmy ,

Search for Pink and Brie.

DudeImMacGyver ,
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I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

Bunnylux ,
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I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

wreckedcarzz ,
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We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

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