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superduperpirate ,

Out of tacos

Num10ck ,

expired inner child

CptEnder ,

Toothpaste orange juice

Mr_Blott ,

No more cheese

gnutrino ,

No, more cheese!

Takios ,
@Takios@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I swallowed shampoo

Thebular ,

Probably gonna die

explodicle ,

Back to work.

Etterra ,

Here’s our winner.

GreatAlbatross ,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

Back to office.

filtoid ,
@filtoid@lemmy.ml avatar

45 and 47

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Weird and Sad!

Toneswirly ,

Gone and forgotten

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I wanna die.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Water pipe burst.

null ,

Need baby shoes?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Stained baby shoes

doleo ,

That you, Hemmingway?

SpaceNoodle ,

*Hemmmingway

null ,

Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

For sale: baby shoes, too small.

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?

And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”

Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

null ,

It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

doleo ,

Am I missing the point?

Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

slaacaa ,

then who was shoe?

anindefinitearticle ,

Just keep waiting.

lostme ,

Tell my wife…

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Crib for sale

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

The kid outgrew it? I guess that’s still kind of sad in a “Butterfly Kisses” kinda way.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’

Snoopey ,

War never changes

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