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NegativeInf ,

I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!

chevy9294 ,

Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(

lauha ,

You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting

Aniline ,

I tried to stop a while ago, in less than 2 minutes the craving was in me… I cracked, despite all my promises to myself, I breathed again. Definitely addict !

Maybe I’ve put on weight since then, wouldn’t surprise me

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

OhVenus_Baby ,

Rehabs for quitters 😂

ShaggySnacks ,

Quitters are losers. That’s why I don’t quit and go to rehab.

Aurenkin ,

Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

3-1

I’ll put down 100k

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“I never gamble. Not in a million years.”

“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”

“You’re on!”

“Ha! I don’t know how I’m gonna get you, but I’ll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait.”

Raiderkev ,

Big gulps huh?

kautau ,

We landed on the moon!

cmgvd3lw ,

Clever title.

callmepk ,
@callmepk@lemmy.world avatar

The dude: aww damn it

Macaroni_ninja ,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

I bet he is not addicted!

lugal ,

I bet he is

TheImpressiveX ,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

So you think I have a gambling problem?

I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!

Kecessa ,

How many times can the same content be reposted?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Atleast twice

WanakaTree , (edited )

Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

Kecessa ,

I’ve seen this post at least three times so far.

dwindling7373 ,

whooooosh or something.

Omniraptor ,

On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it’s handy here too

mavu ,

that is fake, right?

dwindling7373 ,

Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.

Ilovethebomb ,

Missing obvious satire is something we’re even worse about than Reddit.

Sk1ll_Issue ,

If you’ve ever dealt with addiction or know someone who has, it’s not obvious. People will go to great lengths to convince themselves they don’t have a problem.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.

Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.

Dude lives a shit existence lol

dudinax ,

Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.

voldage ,

I don’t understand, please explain

Entropywins ,

Something a ghost would say…

roguetrick ,

So first, 👻s obviously are real because everybody has always believed in 👻s. Since we can take that as a given, we can also logically assume that 👻s are a significant portion of sentient minds. If you don’t know any 👻s, then statistically speaking, it is much more likely for you to be the 👻 in the sample size of the 👯👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ you know.

piracy_is_good_xdd ,
  • Imagine a group of people
  • You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
  • Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can’t check
  • Therefore, it’s statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
voldage ,

But that would only work under assumption that in any group of people at least one of them has to be a ghost, or at the very least the chance that there is a ghost in a group of people is greater than 0, right? Is it something about the chance of someone being a ghost being truly unknown, and thus all possible values of probability being taken as equally rational, and with infinite number of possible values for probability of someone being a ghost for infinite number of them observing that no one in a group of people you’re in is a ghost… No, that wouldn’t work either, because it would require an assumption that this specific group of people might have a ghost among them. Assuming anyone can be a ghost with unknown probability still only works when the group you’re observing is entire population, does it not? Limiting it to specific group of people relies on it being representative of entire population, and random groups are not. Especially if you were to be a ghost, that would already make a group you’re in rather unique. Or not, depending on what’s the unknown value of probability of someone being a ghost.

I mean, what???

CoolMatt ,

Guess we’re all ghosts

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

boo

formergijoe ,

My dude needs to get Balatro

sag ,
Etterra ,

When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.

Tja ,

Ken M vibes

TheOSINTguy ,

He lives in the house of the rising sun.

Raglesnarf ,

I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it’s just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like

aidan ,

It’s a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago

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