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tobogganablaze ,

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

Num10ck ,

what does that much sodium do to a person?

qarbone ,

He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

roguetrick ,

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

bitwaba ,

Make them happy

Crashumbc ,

Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

robocall ,
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Technically correct.

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

The best kind of correct!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

Kusimulkku ,

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Bananigans , (edited )

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao it’s real

ayyy ,

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

jagungal ,

Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

AngryCommieKender ,

Baloney.

bitwaba ,

The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

AngryCommieKender ,

What is a seppo?

zedgeist ,

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

AngryCommieKender ,

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

zedgeist ,

I think it’s Aussie?

jagungal ,

Spot on!

simplejack ,
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We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

Track_Shovel ,
Demdaru ,

Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

God it felt good.

God my stomach hurt.

helpImTrappedOnline ,
Sam_Bass ,

I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop

Coreidan ,

That would make me piss my ass out

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