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myusernameis ,

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

BigDanishGuy ,

One way to get five star ratings would be climbing a tall building, enabling GOD MODE, and then blasting anything that moves with RPGs… At least that’s how I remember GTA San Andreas

ouRKaoS ,

Saved their life, put them into crippling medical debt.

Benaaasaaas ,

Well that’s on insurance, not the doctor.

count_dongulus ,

Actually it’s on the hospital Chargemaster

Defectus ,

Chargemaster, is that an official title?

count_dongulus ,

Its a document managed by admin

mainlinehealth.org/…/chargemaster#:~:text=A charg…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Either way, it’s not the doctor, who’s probably in crippling student loan debt. And this doctor looks young enough to have a huge amount of it.

aidan ,

It could be on the doctor if they’re in individual practice, probably aren’t though

Pilferjinx ,

A nihilist probably wouldn’t leave a review, or would. Honestly, it doesn’t matter.

MissJinx ,
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Imagine seen the light, feeling the peace and the BAM… an asshole saved your life. And he thinks he deserves 5 stars. The audacity

profdc9 ,

Maybe it was just coincidence that the patient survived when Dr. Lewis intervened. Correlation is not causation, after all.

zourn ,
@zourn@lemmy.world avatar

That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Did he check his whole island for weeds?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Have to do it again but this time do it under an hour.

fl42v ,

Beating good old amputation speedrun with 300% mortality?

marito ,

I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

TurboHarbinger ,

2/5 passenger didn’t listen to me talk about <insert topic I know nothing about>

rockhstrongo ,
@rockhstrongo@lemmy.world avatar

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Dr. Lewis saved my life!” One star, because they wanted to die

psmgx ,

Handjob afterwards

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

PhobosAnomaly ,

something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs

TachyonTele ,

Meh that’s an old fake story.

The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.

Grimy ,

Worth it

TachyonTele ,

Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip

Omniraptor ,

yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as “local sexpot” in the obituary.

dharmacurious ,

Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio

SkyezOpen ,

He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.

youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8

TachyonTele ,

Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.

I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.

dudinax ,

Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman’s ashes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs

PhobosAnomaly ,

yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.

Slovene ,

Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE

Etterra ,

Hi, nihilist here, and I would have probably left instructions to give him five stars if he was cool about it. I mean I’m not going to recommend a jerk even if I’m already dead.

NegativeInf ,

Here Lies Etterra,

His doctor was a jerk. Do not recommend.

the_beber ,

There‘s an intrinsic bias to never (or rarely) give the maximum or minimum on a rating scale. source

Infynis ,
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I don’t bother writing a review unless it’s a one or five star. Maybe a particularly offensive two star

flames5123 ,

But really! In Japan, most people do 3 stars for great service. Most good businesses have 2.5-3.5 stars.

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