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gladflag ,

I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.

Kaput ,

Dirty deeds done with sheep’s

Kioga ,
@Kioga@lemmy.world avatar

Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.

Mac ,

sheep’s what?

Kaput ,

Just sheeps

Mac ,

i know. you just have the misfortune of receiving a comment from someone who’s unreasonably funny.

Kaput ,

I misjudged you as a grammar Nazi. I can assure you, The funny was well within reason.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

removed

electric_nan ,

Dirty deeds and the thunder chief

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

YTMND flashbacks

Legendsofanus ,

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: “Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?”

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

Grandwolf319 ,

Turn the page: “On a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

Siethron ,

I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!” - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

Gustephan ,

This is where most of my passwords come from

bestagon ,

Thirty thieves and the thunder chief

Prethoryn ,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Going to ruin one for you guys.

One Republic’s Too Late to Apologize.

I used to think they said “it’s too late for Papa Johns.” I have told my friends and family and they can’t hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.

TheImpressiveX ,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

“No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman…”

mostNONheinous ,

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

I heard it as ‘aisle locations’ which seemed to kinda fit the corporate success stuff.

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Short Skirt / Long Jacket

Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they’re from), including local news anchorwoman Dierdre Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!

mostNONheinous ,

I knew I got the title wrong haha

Mac ,

i mean, they’re kinda the same thing, tbh.

electric_nan ,

I always sing it “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache”

Brickhead92 ,

Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.

Dhrystone ,
@Dhrystone@infosec.pub avatar

🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

BaroqueInMind ,

“We’re up a Mexican monkey” sounds better.

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”

gramathy ,

That’s just the weird al song

cajunflavoredbob ,

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵

rc__buggy ,

Hang my poster of Tony Danza

Lycist ,

Instead of “I showed my faith to the man in charge” its “I showed my feet to the man in charge”, I like my version way better.

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