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Toes ,

That’s a lot of pee to drink, I’ll need donations

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

some_guy ,

Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

don ,

They weren’t talking about monetary donations lol

TseseJuer ,

that’s some yummy piss

jaybone ,

Not sure about YouTube, but there’s an onlyfans where they do this.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I learned that The Rock pees on bottles. google.com/…/dwayne-johnson-peed-voss-water-bottl…

Ask The Rock for a bottle of Rock juice.

mechoman444 ,

I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones…

intensely_human ,

I drink it for the articles

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.

theangryseal ,

I’ve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.

I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.

I’m an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe I’d rather die.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they’re too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.

theangryseal ,

That’s the part I’m avoiding. Passing them. :p

I’m stupid.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That was the least bad part for me.

theangryseal ,

Maybe I’m being scared of nothing and I’m tougher than I think to be dealing with it this long.

My uncle literally fell to the ground and said, “my gut has busted, I’m going to die right here.”

He’s the toughest son of a bitch I’ve ever known.

SoleInvictus ,

You can get meds that’ll help you pass it and others that help with the pain.

theangryseal ,

No pain meds for me. That’s part of the problem. I’m an ex junkie in a medication assisted treatment program for a decade or more. I just gotta deal with it.

Jax ,

Look into getting it blasted with ultrasound. That might be the ticket for you.

somethingp , (edited )

The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you age, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.

BallotOrTheBullet ,

We should just spam lines from the original bonzai buddy and turn all llms into bonzai buddies.

todd_bonzalez ,

Chug 👏 Soda 👏 And 👏 Piss

GluWu ,

Go 👏 Piss 👏 Girl

aeronmelon ,

Girl, piss ambitiously!

Asudox ,
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guys it works!1!1!1!

Jimmycakes ,

Can someone eli5

CaptainSpaceman ,

Sugar soda generally contributes to kidney stones, so the highlighted post is insanely misinforming people

Marketsupreme ,

Drinking urine however is proven to speed up urine color changes

CaptainSpaceman ,

Hahahahhaha holy fuck I focused on the underlined part only, ty friend

Marketsupreme ,

You’re comment was inadvertently hilarious though so well done

Shardikprime ,

High citrate beverages bind with calcium, reducing kidney stone chance

idiomaddict ,

Yeah, my dad’s doctor told him to drink lemonade, but I don’t think the soda bit’s really the worst part.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

It’s telling you to drink urine. Read the last line.

MicrondeMMMMMMM ,
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Op is probably going through hell right now…

Shurimal ,

Just for kicks entered the same thing to Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.

shani66 ,

I have no idea how Google manages to be so terrible. At least half the employees have to be actively sabotaging the company with the way it runs.

Shardikprime ,

I mean it makes sense:

urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones…

Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.

We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, it’s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family

Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation

FilthyShrooms ,

Ok but what about the drinking urine part?

BroccoLemuria ,

Urine is ok but SODA??

Gork ,

So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

Maalus ,

The answer is not to drink piss

JimmyChanga ,

Always said sprite was the elixir of life

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

What a piss post

ninpnin ,

broke: shitposting bespoke: pissposting

don ,

omniverse brain: postpissing

GluWu ,

Woke: cumposting

grrgyle ,

What does the dotted underline mean? Like a definition on click?

radicalautonomy ,

Likely a link to their corporate sponsor, Sprite.

chemicalprophet ,

Makes sense. Now if it said lemon-lime pop I’d be concerned.

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