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m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

local_users lusers

dyedbird ,

Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…

cryostars ,

More like kip, but yeah

unreasonabro ,

Clearly he’s gay.

lars ,

Ugh if my

gay-ass

gay ass

had had

Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself

fishbone ,

Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!

I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.

RecluseRamble ,

It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.

ramenshaman ,

Needs more parentheses.

Klear ,

(not that it would help)

Maeve ,

This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s never too late to not be a grown up

Maeve ,

Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).

Tldr I'm a kid at heart.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.

Maeve ,

Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying "female." Thanks.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Honestly, I don’t totally get it, but I see a lot of people on Lemmy really latching onto it. So I’m just playing to the audience.

Maeve ,

Lol. Whatever works!

Maeve ,

Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3

The_Picard_Maneuver OP , (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Ha, thanks! I’m just trying to do my part to add content to the fediverse.

Maeve ,

Very welcome! Thank you, too!

TargaryenTKE ,

The hero we want AND deserve

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

🏅

ImplyingImplications ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ef354161-5ebc-43f5-8895-da64441a616c.jpeg

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

A REAL ONE!

KingJalopy ,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

This guy fucks

BlueMagma ,

I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl

TxzK ,

I don’t understand :(

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

(you wouldn’t)

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!

rockerface ,

Assuming she exists in the first place

frickineh ,

She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.

brbposting ,

Yeah she’s on Discord Canada

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Can confirm

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you for your service.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

And also with you

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

she just goes to another Discord

Or she just got a dumb @everyone on her way to a date

NeptuneOrbit ,

I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)

stepan ,

I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)

lud ,

I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)

lightnsfw ,

Good because I don’t.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sounds like he doesn’t understand.

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