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altima_neo ,
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I remember the teacher would have us bring a few bucks and wed get a slice of pizza during the pizza parties, while we watched some movie on the TV. I guess it must have been some chill out time for the teacher after a long week or something?

systemglitch ,

“it’s”

Sigh

Allero ,

OP, the correct gender neutral pronoun is “they”, even if we talk about one person.

But generally a very solid meme!

prole ,

Which is always fun to point out to the bigots who lose their shit about “they/them” pronoun stuff.

spujb ,

this is definitely not oc, dates back to at least aug 2020. this is also showcased by OP calling the teacher “she” while OOP hit em with the ol’ “it”

PoolloverNathan ,

OOP

Object Oriented Programmer?

spujb ,

original original poster

Allero ,

Thanks for context!

MxM111 ,

Judging by the picture, it’s a cat.

Hootz ,

My cat likes pizza so I’m going to agree.

spujb , (edited )

grammatical animacy (“it” vs “they”) aside, its not as easy to get it/it’s right as some commenters suggest. the authors of the constitution got it wrong too. the error has it’s own few decades of historical precedent. 🙃

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it’s inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

SpaceNoodle ,

They could barely agree on how words were spelled back then.

spujb , (edited )

turns out codifying one single spelling for an incredibly diverse language and forcing all of its speakers to stick to it was slightly more difficult than founding a new genre of government

(edit this was meant to be a funny silly little comment not biting satire so you all can stop dogpiling me now you make this website miserable)

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    spujb , (edited )

    “Democracy did not start in the US.”

    hello you are literally shoving words in my mouth. i said i like pancakes and you said “oh so you hate waffles?” stop it.

    i never said democracy started in the US. the US was the first country to adopt a federal constitutional republic, thank you very much. 😪😪😪

    MotoAsh ,

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    spujb ,

    gurl it was a joke leave, me alone! 🥲🥲🤨

    the_crotch ,

    A state is an it, not a they.

    spujb ,

    i have edited my first sentence to clarify your misunderstanding 👍

    the_crotch ,

    Ah, yes that’s helpful. Apologies for the misunderstanding.

    spujb ,

    no problem, glad for the opportunity to clarify

    Prandom_returns ,

    You’r bean anal aboat miner erorrs

    systemglitch ,

    It just stood out to me. Not saying you are wrong though.

    mellowheat ,

    I like how the pronoun suggests that the teacher is an actual cat.

    xorollo ,

    We confirmed the lawyer is not a cat, but not the teacher.

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    This is one of those memes like Tom and Jerry. The whole “I sided with Jerry as a kid but now that I’m an adult, he’s kind of a piece of shit to Tom.” Wisdom isn’t inherent of age but man, to those who pay attention it can hit hard.

    jettrscga ,

    Same with Spongebob. I understand Squidward now.

    reversebananimals ,

    this hurts my heart

    hperrin ,

    It’s? Do you mean their?

    cheerjoy , (edited )
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    Teachers are subhuman now, didn’t you get the memo?

    Revan343 ,

    They mean the cat

    usualsuspect191 ,

    it is own money. What’s so hard to understand about that? /s

    Mr_Blott ,

    The fact that you feel the need to put an /s at the end of a clearly sarcastic comment says everything

    usualsuspect191 ,

    I hemmed and hawed on whether it was necessary, and decided even though the sarcasm should be obvious enough, you just never know with internet comments…

    kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

    “It’s”?

    MeDuViNoX , (edited )
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nonbinary teacher, I guess?

    Edit: How about agender and/or null gender then?

    maxwisecracks ,
    @maxwisecracks@lemmy.world avatar

    it’s = it is

    movies ,

    This is such an easy thing to get, it’s a contraction, but it’s fucking butchered across the internet. It blows my mind.

    spujb ,

    the authors of the constitution also butchered it!

    MeDuViNoX ,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It can also be possessive.

    Zagorath ,
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    You would still use “their” there.

    maxwisecracks ,
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    I know, but it’s/its drives me crazy.

    Zagorath ,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    Yeah it bothers me too. It’s not as easy as @movies suggests though, I think. Yes, apostrophe means you’re using a contraction, so “it’s” should be easy.

    But apostrophe also means possession in almost every other case. “It’s” and “there’s” are literally the only examples I can think of in standard English where an apostrophe can be used, but cannot mean possession. Native speakers still have no excuse, but it is a bit of a weird oddity that has to be learnt.

    What really bug’s me is when people randomly throw apostrophe’s in where they just make no sense, on what should be simple plural word’s or even just verb conjugation’s. And it happen’s all the damn time. (I’m so sorry.)

    RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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    How dare you do that and still mark your comment as English. I nearly downvoted you for that!

    MeDuViNoX , (edited )
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Maybe asexual then?

    Edit: Well, I guess I meant agender/null gender, my bad.

    Zagorath ,
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    Asexual is a sexuality, like gay or straight, not a gender identity. It can go with “he”, “she”, or “they” depending on the person.

    MeDuViNoX ,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Agender? I’m looking online now and the closest thing I can find is that some nonbinary people prefer it/its, so that was probably the closest one/best guess from the start.

    Edit: Null gender seems like the closest thing I can find, besides the random nonbinaries that prefer it.

    riwo ,
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    i think u did great with ur guess of nonbinary :3

    one cant really infer gender from pronouns but i think for it/its pronouns, general nonbinary is as fair a guess as agender.

    just because they/them is a more commonly used pronoun for nonbinary ppl, that doesnt mean they wont use whatever other pronouns they vibe with.

    (source: i use it/its and they/them)

    MeDuViNoX ,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Thank you for your feedback, I’m just a bi dude that likes to cross dress sometimes and I’m still learning a bunch of the nuance.

    Da_Boom ,
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    Our class party’s were always “bring a plate” type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute

    It was the best.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I remember doing “stone soup” which was kinda the same thing. There’s just one big pot of soup and everyone contributes ingredients to it.

    JusticeForPorygon ,
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    I feel like that could go really great or fucking terribly depending on what kind of friends you have.

    “I contributed beef!”

    “I contributed potatoes!”

    “I contributed a bag of doritos!”

    “I contributed this bottle of moose piss!”

    You know, duality of man type thing.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Yeah… It was in kindergarten and 1st grade, so it could definitely get weird when it’s the kids choosing what goes into the pot.

    ApatheticCactus ,

    “I contributed a bag of quickrete!”

    Yeah that wouldn’t work here.

    robocall OP ,

    I’d show up with a bay leaf

    aeronmelon ,

    “No no, that’s good! Everyone give Timmy a hand, he brought something edible this time.”

    prole ,

    I mean, I guess bay leaves are technically edible…

    AlecSadler ,

    I love this comment because I recently learned bay leaves are hilariously divisive.

    There are some pretty heated / humorous articles out there about them. I love it.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    Ooo, hot pot, it’s also a very nice way to have dinner party.

    Wes_Dev ,

    Potluck with friends: Great!

    Potluck with strangers: Disgusting!

    aeronmelon ,

    Potluck is best luck!

    Mr_Blott ,

    party’s

    For fucksake guys

    aulin ,

    For fuck’s sake, guys

    FTFY

    feedum_sneedson ,

    fugseg

    Mr_Blott ,

    Naaaah in Scotland “fucksake” is definitely a single word!

    nexguy ,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    “Naaaah. In Scotland…”

    Fixed

    Mr_Blott ,

    Have you actually heard a Scottish person speaking? There’s nae commas or full stops, just a stream of incomprehensible drivel from start to finish

    Wes_Dev ,

    Now I hear it spoken like:

    Oh, fer fhucs sayk!

    awwwyissss ,

    It’s

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

    remotelove ,

    This made me feel sad and happy for a bit. What a strange emotion…

    aeronmelon ,

    I was in the later years of elementary school when the American school system really started to become grossly underfunded.

    I repeatedly heard my teacher grumbling about copy paper and lack of supplies. A coupe of times, my teacher complained to ME! Expressing how they were stressed out about not being able to get all the stuff they needed to teach and didn’t mean to snap at me like that. O_O

    I really felt bad for them, they couldn’t do anything to stop it.

    Xanthrax ,
    @Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

    Same experience. They’re trying to turn education into a pyramid scheme.

    jeffw ,

    My parents were both teachers, so I feel this lol

    Kusimulkku ,

    Filthy fat cat with two thin slices

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