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bufalo1973 ,
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A shame it’s only to the medieval times. Had it been to 2000 years ago I’d choose the gun and the bullets. To kill Saul of Tarsus. This would prevent Christianity to exist (and Islam by extension).

iCy619 ,

Better maul Saul

kromem ,

Well, it would have still existed, just been pretty distant from what it is today.

More “everything is permissible” (1 Cor 10:23) and less “God will destroy both stomach and food” (1 Cor 6:13).

dutchkimble ,

I think the choice here is the gun or the bullets, not together. So you’d have to run him over with a bike or light a bunch of rockets in his bum.

Sorry - I see you can pick two items. So you’d have to light a bunch of rockets in his bum and then run him over with a bike.

Eyelessoozeguy ,

Trying to live in the “raised by wolves” timeline?

AlgonquinHawk ,

Take the gun, and shoot Toby 5 times.

hungryphrog ,

You could sell the spices for a lot of money.

MattTheProgrammer ,
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This would be my plan. I’d take the casio watch because fuck yeah. Otherwise I’m taking a spice rack full of Saffron and becoming a lord.

CileTheSane ,
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Everything else would get you burned as a witch.

AceQuorthon ,

Moog Synth, TWICE!

cook_pass_babtridge ,

Then you could have the 4-voice polyphony to really impress the serfs!

UltraBlack ,

that is the best choice yet

Bahnd ,

What are the rules of the magic electricity? Even a little but consistent amount would let you put your foot on the gas for science n’ shit.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Tab of acid. Having a local nobleman burned as a witch might be useful

fidodo ,

That’s probably the least valuable one since there are natural hallucinogens all over the place that were already in use.

MalachaiConstant ,

Yes but LSD can be absorbed through the skin, so you wouldn’t have to go through all the trouble of convincing someone to eat poison

wabafee ,
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I would go with 5 watt laser pointer. I would roleplay as a wizard.

cordlesslamp ,

How would you play wizard with a laser pointer (with no way to recharge when the battery ran out)?

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Like miracles I would do it in a few times only during my lifetime. The rest would be just me roleplaying/bullshitting my way to becoming a noble. Maybe along the way create a crude battery.

Vorticity ,

It seems like they need another dose of awe. I haven’t needed to do this in a few years.

Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly several times…

Ummm, what’s going on here? It should have plebtky of juice left. I haven’t used it in ages!

Metal grinding on metal.

Shit… The battery is corroded!

Voices from outside

Burn him! Burn the witch!

Natanael ,

If you’re lucky to have a laser with charging circuit and port for power you just need to build a generator. Still difficult from scratch but feasible

SanndyTheManndy ,

As long as you have copper/lead/zinc and sulfur, you can make batteries to charge your stuff. The baghdad battery is several thousand years old.

Tinks ,

There is a book called Off To Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer that is basically this and it’s hysterical.

Cris_Color ,
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I pick F91w and motorcycle, just cause they’re things I want lol. Love my f91w

ngn ,
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BRO THAT WATCH IS IMMORTAL I BOUGHT IT BACK IN 2014 AND I STILL USE IT LMAO

Drivebyhaiku ,

While I definitely recognize the enthusiasm for the model… I would count it as not particularly useful in a medieval context unless you are a ship captain drawing maps. You need multiple people with synchronized time to make them useful for military ir social application.

Lesrid ,

Now I’m wondering how did we ever manage to kill each other before timezones?

Drivebyhaiku ,

More or less the same. Sharp or heavy objects were popular. But saying “the attack commences at three o’clock” wasn’t a thing. The idea of a second is about 1000 years old and we couldn’t measure them at all accurately until about 500 years ago.

The very loud noise was the standard of military co-ordination for most of human history.

TCGM ,
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The Delorean is on the sheet, so it’s available, and I’m taking it.

I’ll take the castle too, since being landed gentry is one of the best ways to survive back then.

SomeGuy69 ,

128kg uranium in my pockets

Gobbel2000 ,
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Obviously two of the literally magical free energy synthesizers.

SomeAmateur ,

Imagine the synthphonies that could be composed!

MrBusiness ,

I’d hit em with Veridis Quo

Kushia ,
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I’d probably take the motorcycle at least and see if I can convert it to run on wood gas.

knightmare1147 ,

Oh that’s pretty clever actually…

TerraRoot ,

Or alcohol. tw200 would be good on medieval paths.

Jikal ,

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

absentbird ,
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For the second item you could bring the synth, and use its magical limitless energy to recharge the laser for more dick doodles.

realitista ,

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    Marighost ,
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    “works without amp or outlet”

    Kolanaki ,
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    I’m gonna take the warheads and the LSD and blow some random farmer’s mind.

    “He’s freaking out!”

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