How to keep a man

TheBlue22 , 5 months ago

Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago

Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

cryostars , 5 months ago

Behind the Walmart dumpster*

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago

Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster

Huschke , 5 months ago

… sick so he can’t leave you.

Hadriscus , 5 months ago

Salmonella ?

hungryphrog , 5 months ago

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 5 months ago

And it looks disgusting

lightnsfw , 5 months ago

Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.

sour , 5 months ago

am think it was raw

BustinJiber , 5 months ago

If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

JustMy2c , 5 months ago

Not if he ate the same stuff before as well

hungryphrog , 5 months ago

I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.

independantiste , 5 months ago

Same vibe

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7639e486-f417-4f01-a382-98fbc020239a.jpeg

bdonvr , 5 months ago

That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it

JustMy2c , 5 months ago

And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

hungryphrog , 5 months ago

At least that looks edible.

Tier1BuildABear , 5 months ago

You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you

Funkytom467 , 5 months ago

At least here the chicken isn’t RAW

TimewornTraveler , 5 months ago

hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂

norgur , 5 months ago

That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

LinkOpensChest_wav , 5 months ago

It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

Bakkoda , 5 months ago

Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

WhiteOakBayou , 5 months ago

Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

Funkytom467 , 5 months ago

To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.

AgentGrimstone , 5 months ago

This looks 10x better than the OP

independantiste , 5 months ago

Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

menemen , 5 months ago

If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.

Ookami38 , 5 months ago

At least it has some color lol

Aremel , 5 months ago

What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

independantiste , 5 months ago

The chef’s special sauce

Famko , 5 months ago

Do you keep him in prison?

vivadanang , 5 months ago

or a hospital… ugh

Funkytom467 , 5 months ago

The basement evidently.

NegativeLookBehind , 5 months ago

In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

Introversion , 5 months ago

It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.

Dio , 5 months ago

Well. You tried. ⭐

FunkyMonk , 5 months ago

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

Agent641 , 5 months ago

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

Thcdenton , 5 months ago

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 5 months ago

It’s what men crave

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago

Brawndo er Brodo

superfes , 5 months ago

Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…

Toes , 5 months ago

Raw chicken and vomit, wow

Fizz , 5 months ago

Uncanny valley food.

hungryphrog , 5 months ago

I don’t see any food in this picture.