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Godnroc ,

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Diplomjodler ,

I hope you tipped generously.

MrGerrit ,

Yes, but just the tip.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Money from their mutual vacation fund

JoShmoe ,

What was her stripper name?

Signtist ,

The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.

Viking_Hippie ,

That Einstein’s name? George Washington.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That Washington’s name?

Stripper McStripperFace

Viking_Hippie ,

Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!

CPMSP ,

Just remember,

There is no sex in the champagne room.

MrGerrit ,

If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

Belzebubulubu ,
@Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.

Sanyanov ,

I love how one typo opens up both “women” and “we men” possibilities

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

4jtcaf

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I had German engineers build me a shower one time.

That was a mistake.

Johanno ,

Won’t it let you shower until you “das Fenster gekippt hast”

Baizey ,

It’s all fun and gas, you can take it

yamanii ,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Did…

Did he subscribe?

yamanii ,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

There’s no follow up.

Gregu , (edited )
@Gregu@lemmy.ca avatar

Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

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