I was at a friend's house

bruhduh , 7 months ago

maxresdefault-2544444923 wife’s boyfriend be like

Gregu , 7 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career

yamanii , 7 months ago

Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

DragonTypeWyvern , 7 months ago

Did…

Did he subscribe?

yamanii , 7 months ago

There’s no follow up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 7 months ago

That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.

ininewcrow , 7 months ago

After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 7 months ago

I had German engineers build me a shower one time.

That was a mistake.

Johanno , 7 months ago

Won’t it let you shower until you “das Fenster gekippt hast”

Baizey , 7 months ago

It’s all fun and gas, you can take it

CPMSP , 7 months ago

Just remember,

There is no sex in the champagne room.

MrGerrit , 7 months ago

If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

Belzebubulubu , 7 months ago

Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.

Sanyanov , 7 months ago

I love how one typo opens up both “women” and “we men” possibilities

bruhduh , 7 months ago

4jtcaf

JoShmoe , 7 months ago

What was her stripper name?

Signtist , 7 months ago

The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.

Viking_Hippie , 7 months ago

That Einstein’s name? George Washington.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , 7 months ago

That Washington’s name?

Stripper McStripperFace

Viking_Hippie , 7 months ago

Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!

Diplomjodler , 7 months ago

I hope you tipped generously.

MrGerrit , 7 months ago

Yes, but just the tip.

ininewcrow , 7 months ago

Money from their mutual vacation fund

Godnroc , 7 months ago

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.