Gamer moment
The stats don't lie
Easiest way to tell the difference between bot and person
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Sunglass holder?
Farting
Farting is an essential day to day activity. It helps maintain a healthy lifestyle and keeps bloating away. There are multiple types of farts, but the most common way to categorize them is by the loudness/stinkyness ratio. Essentially, the louder the fart, the less stinky (fully silent farts are the most nocive for surrounding...
Birb
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Got to let them run around
slushy
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Location Communities
Something I did like about the other place was the communities for localities, and while I doubt we’ve hit that type of critical mass yet I figured I’d shoot since I’m in a pretty big city: anybody else live in Brooklyn or elsewhere in the greater NYC area? I’ll understand if this gets removed, just couldn’t think of a...
Tea Time
YouTube
I took an apple at the cafeteria
It was so bad Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony 'Til slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can’t break free I’m slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was,...
Send help
You shall be remembered
Almost forgot to wish Donald a Happy Birthday.
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Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening
Horror story
First time trying to post on Lemmy
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New joke just arrived
In Ireland and I had to ask a local for directions
I can’t seem to find “farty-turd” street, though.
What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant
Didnt really pay attention to context or spelling, more like reading through words derived from a foreign language
Advice Appreciated
I’ve a three-D printer (prints 6x6x6 inches) and glow in the dark filament, and I’m looking for the coolest idea.
Google search
Can it be both, the worse and the best?...
I hate leaf blowers with the passion of 1000 suns.
Everywhere I am there is a guy running a leaf blower. At my house, leaf blowers everywhere all day long. At work, of course, leaf blowers blowing dirt and allergens into the air. It’s such a special noise, it goes through walls and headphones so effectively. They are the most pervasive, annoying things on the planet. I hate...