Would you fuck an entire man?
Just noticed that you can also picture this emoji 😢 with closed eyes on top and nose dripping and now I cannot unsee it
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The End of All Things
Mother spoke about a reckoning. She sometimes called it “The Cockening.” She was raped and made infertile in the eyes of Jurio, the filth-ridden shit-anus. He had a brown stain in his throat and on his dick.
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Lemmy, why are you wrong?
Someone else did this, but they were wrong: they mostly dissembled and half agreed....
Comment any opinion and I will disagree with it, no matter what.
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configFile.yaml or configFile.yml
idk why I hate .yml and prefer.yaml instead. What do you use?
I'd hit a three-pointer for you, except I'd have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
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Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Have we advanced as a species, really?...
Future You
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Onions are a violation of the terms of service.
Don't you dare!
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You know tipping has gotten out of control when your son says we have to tip Santa with money.
of course he suggested $1
Clairvoyance is illegal here
confirmed: deaf people can't dance
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Chef's Kiss
When you bend over in the kitchen and your fart harmonizes with that one creaky floorboard.
For Barbara
cartoon says yaaaaaaa!
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get off my nuts
zam
I once had a big dick...